RUSH: Right now, Governor Kasich, or any of the rest of you, right now Americans don't feel safe. Right now. Right now Americans don't feel safe. Not economically, they don't feel safe from a national security standpoint. And there's one guy in the campaign who is talking as though he understands that and intends to do something about it. There's one guy in this entire campaign consistently, thematically talking about making this country great again, which would include making it safe again.
RUSH: Headline: "Rush Limbaugh Is a Hypocrite When it Comes to Trump." And it's written by a young Rush fan. What I said about Ted Cruz has ended up on a major fundraising appeal that the Cruz campaign has sent out. And in it they say that I, your host, El Rushbo, made a major move to Cruz on Fox News Sunday. But I haven't endorsed Cruz, either. I haven't endorsed anybody.
RUSH: It's so much fun to do this, folks, I can't describe it. Especially with the feedback that we get here, it's just great.
RUSH: This is in addition to whatever's coming from the southern border, and the interesting note about that is that it is a larger number than the population of Washington, DC, just to give you a comparative to it.
RUSH: I say this in jocularity and with good will. No anger. We got scammed. Well, the original settlers got scammed. Not us, of course.
RUSH: Basically what it was about was Obama telling everybody: Don't sweat it. We got 65 nations. We're going after ISIS. We're kicking ISIS all over the planet. There's no way ISIS could get into the country. We're doing everything we can to stop ISIS attacks. I don't want you to worry about any domestic terror attacks happening here. We're gonna do everything we can to stop them. We're gonna go out there, we're gonna go get ISIS. He calls 'em ISIL. But, anyway, don't sweat it because we got it under control here. Go ahead and have Thanksgiving.
RUSH: You guys watch Fargo, the TV show Fargo? I mean, it's one of these low rent, guttural, you wouldn't want to ever live anywhere, but you can't stop watching it. Just a great cover. Remember the old Kenny Rogers tune (singing), "I just dropped in to see what condition my condition..."? Well, they had a theme song last night by some group called White Denim covering it, and I can't get that song out of my head.
RUSH: There's a misnomer for cigar smokers that goes like this. Start the day mild and then build up to your favorite, most powerful packed cigar at the end of the day after dinner, and that's BS.
CALLER: I want to get away from all the doom and gloom going on in the country, try something positive, the holidays coming. I just wanted your opinion on how the Carolina Panthers are doing this year.
RUSH: Which means (if you take this guy all the way out to his logical conclusion), the Syrian refugees are gonna kill all of us after sitting down and having dinner with us. And they're gonna take everything we've got and they're gonna mass march all over the country, commit genocide, and establish this nation as Syria West.
RUSH: You will not go to the Rush Limbaugh website and find a story or a piece on how to deal with nutcase liberals at your family Thanksgiving table. It's you people doing this. And it's not me, and it's not people on our side who have routinely lied and run down the whole concept of Thanksgiving.
RUSH: "Thanksgiving is actually explained in some textbooks as a holiday for which the Pilgrims gave thanks to the Indians for saving their lives, rather than as a devout expression of gratitude grounded in the tradition of both the Old and New Testaments." The Bible. The original Thanksgiving was a thanks to God. It was not a thanks to the Indians. This is not to disparage the Indians or the Native Americans. The Pilgrims did not. But it was not a thanks to the Indians for saving the Pilgrims. The Pilgrims thanked God. But it's more detailed than this.