It's all part of the Democratic strategery to do all they can to talk down the economy, and then tie that negative economy to George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. What is happening with Halliburton and Cheney, which we cover in Press Hounded Cheney To Sell, Now Engaged In Character Assassination, is 100% pure politics. The Democrats screamed he should sell his stock, and now they're screaming because he listened to them and sold it. The poor guy can't win.
The media won't point out these sorts...

The reason I didn't just offer this sneak preview during the regular show is because we'd crash the whole Internet with all the millions of people trying to access the video and audio stream. I mean, you wouldn't need WorldCom to go bankrupt because we could do it for them. The Pentagon would be out of communication. It would be utter chaos. We just couldn't do it, folks.
No worries though, as we've come up with a plan B that involves posting an hour of the Dittocam for free, chosen by me....