Look, nobody wants to be alone, so if you want to attract single men or single women, you find them someone to go to the movies with or whatever. The government is a partner or a safety net when you're going it alone. For women without husbands, Uncle Sam and Big Brother are the greatest protectors. We saw this factor with that girl Dawn. She couldn't find a guy who shared her values in New Jersey, so she moved to Ohio and found a date. Now we have tons of people who want to meet up through the...

You see these trucks all over town. I'm sure you do in your own city. But what is this? The reason why people in the AFL-CIO or anybody else, when they're out of work, turns to the government for jobs is an illustration of exactly what I said yesterday. Liberals have created these circumstances where problems do not get solved, and people keep complaining about them, and the more mucked up these things get the better the liberals like it. Blame it all on the Republicans, spend more money to...

Look, nobody wants to be alone, so if you want to attract single men or single women, you find them someone to go to the movies with or whatever. The government is a partner or a safety net when you're going it alone. For women without husbands, Uncle Sam and Big Brother are the greatest protectors. We saw this factor with that girl Dawn. She couldn't find a guy who shared her values in New Jersey, so she moved to Ohio and found a date. Now we have tons of people who want to meet up through the...

That's why Clinton, with his lip-biting promise to feel the Ponytail Guy's pain, nailed the idiotic question. Fast-forward to the current Democratic presidential candidates, the Nine Dwarves, at the recent AFL-CIO debate. The first caller to give C-SPAN his reaction on the debate called it a "circus." He then said that I would be a better candidate, but since I'm not running, maybe Howard Dean should call my show. No, I'm not a candidate - though Dean can't stop mentioning my name. This fact,...