RUSH: (Laughing) That's right, but there's more. The documents were real before they were fake, but they're still the truth.

CALLER: Right.

RUSH: (Laughing) That's what we're all being asked to believe. Well, Chris, I appreciate that. I can't thank you enough, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart. Thank you so much. I just gotta say thanks, people are trying to be nice. I'm going to say thank you, I get all embarrassed, like I don't like birthdays being celebrated, that's...

No, seriously, folks. One of my points always has been that most people don't know what they're paying in taxes. I do this test all the time. I go ask somebody that seems to be doing well, "Do you know what you're paying in taxes?" No, I usually get a refund. You what? "Oh yeah, I get a big refund. I get a big refund every year." Well, you don't know how much you're paying in taxes? "No, it's withheld from the check. I'm doing okay." So you don't even know how much you're paying in taxes?...

RUSH: (Laughing) That's right, but there's more. The documents were real before they were fake, but they're still the truth.

CALLER: Right.

RUSH: (Laughing) That's what we're all being asked to believe. Well, Chris, I appreciate that. I can't thank you enough, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart. Thank you so much. I just gotta say thanks, people are trying to be nice. I'm going to say thank you, I get all embarrassed, like I don't like birthdays being celebrated, that's...

Joe, you know what a gutless political attack is? It's making up things and colluding with a network, perhaps, to affect with forged documents a presidential election. That's what's gutless. What's gutless is a candidate such as the one you have, who cannot make up his mind about anything, while his surrogates are out saying he's got only one position on Iraq. Let's, in fact, illustrate this one position on Iraq. We've got a montage. Grab audio sound bite 6 and 7 out there. This is Kerry in...

My gosh, there's Chucky again. He looks like Anthony Hopkins in that Hannibal Lechter movie. Look at that! They've got his mouth shut with black duct tape. Ah, wait till the animal rights people see this. Oh, now there's a human being sitting on Chucky like they're riding him. Ah, alligators aren't -- and now they're... Awww, they're petting him. Never mind, folks. It's okay. Chucky is being comforted before he's -- Awww, look. Little kids are playing. Ah, isn't that just cute? I like that....