CHENEY: Now in the closing days of this campaign, John Kerry is trying every which way to cover up his record of weakness on national defense. But he can't do it. It won't work. As we like to say in Wyoming, "You can put all the lipstick you want on a pig but at the end of the day it's still a pig." (Laughter)
RUSH: I wanted to hear the laughter. That's a great line. Go to the phones, here. Bill in Salem, Oregon. I'm glad you waited, sir. Welcome to the EIB Network.
CALLER: Hi, Rush....

KERRY: I'm John Kerry and I approved this message.RUSH: A commercial that doesn't even mention Kerry. It just talks about "a new commander-in-chief." Now, why is Kerry out there all of a sudden doing tributes to the troops? It's because they've got their own focus groups and polling data, and they know that this idiot campaign of his this week to adopt the New York Times story that blames America for losing sight of these explosives is a direct insult to the competence of the U.S. military....

One of his underlings, one of his interns was Mohammed ElBaradei. So what they did instead of destroying the explosives, they sealed them. Number 5: Today we learn that the seals were ineffective because of ventilation slats on the sides. Ventilation slats on the side of the Al Qaqaa dump! So the seals were ineffective. This is a botched job from the get-go by the IAEA and it is apparent that what's happening here is the UN botched this and is trying to shift blame to the Bush administration...

You know, I asked this question in a brilliant and stirring monologue last week, and I'm going to ask the question again: How can one single American consider actually voting for this man? Like I said yesterday in my wager -- in case you missed this, this is another brilliant part of yesterday's program -- I made the following bet if anybody would take it: If Kerry and Edwards for some reason are not on the ticket on Tuesday -- this is hypothetical -- if they resigned on Monday; if they said,...