RUSH: Let me share with you this story. It's going to shock you. We talk about immigration reform, and the word to focus on here is "reform." There's no such thing as immigration reform. I mean, they sell it that way and they talk about it, but wait 'til you hear this story. Do you have any idea just what we're reforming? Because it's important. Before we can fix a problem we have to see what caused the problem in the first place, and we have to identify the problem, and before we seek a...

RUSH: Stan in Chicago, you're next on Open Line Friday. Hi.
CALLER: Rush, mega dittos.
RUSH: Thank you.
CALLER: I was joking with your call screener that it sounded like you were sucking up to those guys on "24" yesterday, but have they approached you with doing an episode or have you approached them of doing an episode?
RUSH: Here's what happened. It sounded like I'm sucking up to the "24" guys? It was the other way around. They're sucking up to me to appear on this show.
CALLER:...

RUSH: Let me share with you this story. It's going to shock you. We talk about immigration reform, and the word to focus on here is "reform." There's no such thing as immigration reform. I mean, they sell it that way and they talk about it, but wait 'til you hear this story. Do you have any idea just what we're reforming? Because it's important. Before we can fix a problem we have to see what caused the problem in the first place, and we have to identify the problem, and before we seek a...

RUSH: Stan in Chicago, you're next on Open Line Friday. Hi.
CALLER: Rush, mega dittos.
RUSH: Thank you.
CALLER: I was joking with your call screener that it sounded like you were sucking up to those guys on "24" yesterday, but have they approached you with doing an episode or have you approached them of doing an episode?
RUSH: Here's what happened. It sounded like I'm sucking up to the "24" guys? It was the other way around. They're sucking up to me to appear on this show.
CALLER:...