RUSH: Tracy in Chicago, Illinois, welcome to the EIB Network.
CALLER: Dittos, Rush, from Chicago and ?Go Bears!?
RUSH: Thank you.
CALLER: Rush, in the EIB Store, you sell these signs for cars that say Rush Baby on Board.
RUSH: Yes.
CALLER: Okay, well, how about making one that says Rush Babe on Board? Because I'm a conservative, and I'm proud of it, and I'm a hottie, and I'm proud of it.
RUSH: Oh, wow. You're a hottie, huh?
CALLER: Yes, I am, and a lot of your audience...

RUSH: Anybody out there watch Law & Order on Friday nights on NBC? I've never seen an episode of Law & Order. I have seen episodes of Law & Order SVU. But I've never seen Law & Order. Well, tonight’s episode features an Ann Coulter character who is making a speech on a college campus and incites a murder. And while she's brought into the DA's office for questioning, she says on her cell phone, “I can't stay here, I've gotta go have drinks with Rush.” We have the clip. They're running...

RUSH: I don't know if you've checked the Drudge Report page yet today, but it's gotten to the point it's even beyond laughable, this global warming business. You've got to see this. There is a picture of two polar bears on some ice out in the ocean, which is something that happens all the time. Polar bears wander all over their environment. They can swim, and they're out there, and they're just having a good time. The deception, the deceit, the misleading tendencies of this. When you look at the...

RUSH: Nobel Peace Prize nomination sweeping the nation. Last night, WHDH Boston.JONATHAN HALL: Good day for Algore. He's been nominated for the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize for his work in drawing attention to the hazards of global warming. His documentary has been nominated for an Academy Award. The winner of the Nobel Peace Prize is announced in October. Anyone can be nominated for that award. Also nominated this year, Rush Limbaugh, among others.RUSH: Can somebody tell me what in the world raising...

RUSH: Hey, try this headline. This is in the Scotsman, the UK Scotsman: "Russia to Analyze Yellow-Orange Snow in Siberia." What to a bet it's bears? What do you bet it's just bear urine? Everybody is out there just looking for a disaster because of global warming, they're out there looking for some sign that the apocalypse is here. It's bear pee.
RUSH: Gary in Post Falls, Idaho. Welcome to the EIB Network, sir.
CALLER: Good morning Rush. First time caller. Just two quick points...

RUSH: Hey, try this headline. This is in the Scotsman, the UK Scotsman: "Russia to Analyze Yellow-Orange Snow in Siberia." What to a bet it's bears? What do you bet it's just bear urine? Everybody is out there just looking for a disaster because of global warming, they're out there looking for some sign that the apocalypse is here. It's bear pee.
RUSH: Gary in Post Falls, Idaho. Welcome to the EIB Network, sir.
CALLER: Good morning Rush. First time caller. Just two quick points...

RUSH: Hey, try this headline. This is in the Scotsman, the UK Scotsman: "Russia to Analyze Yellow-Orange Snow in Siberia." What to a bet it's bears? What do you bet it's just bear urine? Everybody is out there just looking for a disaster because of global warming, they're out there looking for some sign that the apocalypse is here. It's bear pee.
RUSH: Gary in Post Falls, Idaho. Welcome to the EIB Network, sir.
CALLER: Good morning Rush. First time caller. Just two quick points...

RUSH: Hey, try this headline. This is in the Scotsman, the UK Scotsman: "Russia to Analyze Yellow-Orange Snow in Siberia." What to a bet it's bears? What do you bet it's just bear urine? Everybody is out there just looking for a disaster because of global warming, they're out there looking for some sign that the apocalypse is here. It's bear pee.
RUSH: Gary in Post Falls, Idaho. Welcome to the EIB Network, sir.
CALLER: Good morning Rush. First time caller. Just two quick points...

RUSH: Tracy in Chicago, Illinois, welcome to the EIB Network.
CALLER: Dittos, Rush, from Chicago and ?Go Bears!?
RUSH: Thank you.
CALLER: Rush, in the EIB Store, you sell these signs for cars that say Rush Baby on Board.
RUSH: Yes.
CALLER: Okay, well, how about making one that says Rush Babe on Board? Because I'm a conservative, and I'm proud of it, and I'm a hottie, and I'm proud of it.
RUSH: Oh, wow. You're a hottie, huh?
CALLER: Yes, I am, and a lot of your audience...

RUSH: Tracy in Chicago, Illinois, welcome to the EIB Network.
CALLER: Dittos, Rush, from Chicago and ?Go Bears!?
RUSH: Thank you.
CALLER: Rush, in the EIB Store, you sell these signs for cars that say Rush Baby on Board.
RUSH: Yes.
CALLER: Okay, well, how about making one that says Rush Babe on Board? Because I'm a conservative, and I'm proud of it, and I'm a hottie, and I'm proud of it.
RUSH: Oh, wow. You're a hottie, huh?
CALLER: Yes, I am, and a lot of your audience...

RUSH: Tracy in Chicago, Illinois, welcome to the EIB Network.
CALLER: Dittos, Rush, from Chicago and ?Go Bears!?
RUSH: Thank you.
CALLER: Rush, in the EIB Store, you sell these signs for cars that say Rush Baby on Board.
RUSH: Yes.
CALLER: Okay, well, how about making one that says Rush Babe on Board? Because I'm a conservative, and I'm proud of it, and I'm a hottie, and I'm proud of it.
RUSH: Oh, wow. You're a hottie, huh?
CALLER: Yes, I am, and a lot of your audience...

RUSH: Tracy in Chicago, Illinois, welcome to the EIB Network.
CALLER: Dittos, Rush, from Chicago and ?Go Bears!?
RUSH: Thank you.
CALLER: Rush, in the EIB Store, you sell these signs for cars that say Rush Baby on Board.
RUSH: Yes.
CALLER: Okay, well, how about making one that says Rush Babe on Board? Because I'm a conservative, and I'm proud of it, and I'm a hottie, and I'm proud of it.
RUSH: Oh, wow. You're a hottie, huh?
CALLER: Yes, I am, and a lot of your audience...

RUSH: Hey, try this headline. This is in the Scotsman, the UK Scotsman: "Russia to Analyze Yellow-Orange Snow in Siberia." What to a bet it's bears? What do you bet it's just bear urine? Everybody is out there just looking for a disaster because of global warming, they're out there looking for some sign that the apocalypse is here. It's bear pee.
RUSH: Gary in Post Falls, Idaho. Welcome to the EIB Network, sir.
CALLER: Good morning Rush. First time caller. Just two quick points...

RUSH: Tracy in Chicago, Illinois, welcome to the EIB Network.
CALLER: Dittos, Rush, from Chicago and ?Go Bears!?
RUSH: Thank you.
CALLER: Rush, in the EIB Store, you sell these signs for cars that say Rush Baby on Board.
RUSH: Yes.
CALLER: Okay, well, how about making one that says Rush Babe on Board? Because I'm a conservative, and I'm proud of it, and I'm a hottie, and I'm proud of it.
RUSH: Oh, wow. You're a hottie, huh?
CALLER: Yes, I am, and a lot of your audience...

RUSH: Tracy in Chicago, Illinois, welcome to the EIB Network.
CALLER: Dittos, Rush, from Chicago and ?Go Bears!?
RUSH: Thank you.
CALLER: Rush, in the EIB Store, you sell these signs for cars that say Rush Baby on Board.
RUSH: Yes.
CALLER: Okay, well, how about making one that says Rush Babe on Board? Because I'm a conservative, and I'm proud of it, and I'm a hottie, and I'm proud of it.
RUSH: Oh, wow. You're a hottie, huh?
CALLER: Yes, I am, and a lot of your audience...

RUSH: Tracy in Chicago, Illinois, welcome to the EIB Network.
CALLER: Dittos, Rush, from Chicago and ?Go Bears!?
RUSH: Thank you.
CALLER: Rush, in the EIB Store, you sell these signs for cars that say Rush Baby on Board.
RUSH: Yes.
CALLER: Okay, well, how about making one that says Rush Babe on Board? Because I'm a conservative, and I'm proud of it, and I'm a hottie, and I'm proud of it.
RUSH: Oh, wow. You're a hottie, huh?
CALLER: Yes, I am, and a lot of your audience...

RUSH: Tracy in Chicago, Illinois, welcome to the EIB Network.
CALLER: Dittos, Rush, from Chicago and ?Go Bears!?
RUSH: Thank you.
CALLER: Rush, in the EIB Store, you sell these signs for cars that say Rush Baby on Board.
RUSH: Yes.
CALLER: Okay, well, how about making one that says Rush Babe on Board? Because I'm a conservative, and I'm proud of it, and I'm a hottie, and I'm proud of it.
RUSH: Oh, wow. You're a hottie, huh?
CALLER: Yes, I am, and a lot of your audience...

RUSH: Nobel Peace Prize nomination sweeping the nation. Last night, WHDH Boston.
JONATHAN HALL: Good day for Algore. He's been nominated for the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize for his work in drawing attention to the hazards of global warming. His documentary has been nominated for an Academy Award. The winner of the Nobel Peace Prize is announced in October. Anyone can be nominated for that award. Also nominated this year, Rush Limbaugh, among others.
RUSH: Can somebody tell me what in the...

RUSH: Tracy in Chicago, Illinois, welcome to the EIB Network.
CALLER: Dittos, Rush, from Chicago and ?Go Bears!?
RUSH: Thank you.
CALLER: Rush, in the EIB Store, you sell these signs for cars that say Rush Baby on Board.
RUSH: Yes.
CALLER: Okay, well, how about making one that says Rush Babe on Board? Because I'm a conservative, and I'm proud of it, and I'm a hottie, and I'm proud of it.
RUSH: Oh, wow. You're a hottie, huh?
CALLER: Yes, I am, and a lot of your audience...

RUSH: All right, we have the audio sound bite of Mrs. Clinton this morning at the Democrat National Committee winter meeting.
HILLARY: The other day the oil companies reported the highest profits in the history of the world. I want to take those profits and I want to put them into a strategic energy fund that will begin to fund alternative, smart energy, alternative and technology that will begin to actually move us toward the direction of independence. I have to tell you, I am not running...

RUSH: Here's Nate in Erie, Pennsylvania. Welcome to the program, sir.
CALLER: Hey, Rush, happy Groundhog Day. I'm sure that our ex-vice president is thrilled to know that Punxsutawney Phil did see his shadow today and we are going to have an early spring. But on the other hand, I want to know your prediction, I want to know if you think that Dingy Dungy can take care of the Bears.
RUSH: You know, I was down in Miami last night. I went to a big Super Bowl party on Star Island, and the...

RUSH: Anybody out there watch Law & Order on Friday nights on NBC? I've never seen an episode of Law & Order. I have seen episodes of Law & Order SVU. But I've never seen Law & Order. Well, tonight?s episode features an Ann Coulter character who is making a speech on a college campus and incites a murder. And while she's brought into the DA's office for questioning, she says on her cell phone, ?I can't stay here, I've gotta go have drinks with Rush.? We have the clip. They're running this...

RUSH: You know, it is my theory -- and this is the cover story on the latest issue of the Limbaugh Letter -- that we are becoming a nation of softies, a bunch of wusses. Here's a story from Leeds, Maine. ?A high school basketball coach was fired after telling his players at halftime to reach into their pants to ?check their manhood.?? (Sigh.) So what? Do these people not understand what goes on in a men's locker room? ?Leavitt Area High School Principal Patrick Hartnett said coach Mike Remillard...

RUSH: Nobel Peace Prize nomination sweeping the nation. Last night, WHDH Boston.
JONATHAN HALL: Good day for Algore. He's been nominated for the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize for his work in drawing attention to the hazards of global warming. His documentary has been nominated for an Academy Award. The winner of the Nobel Peace Prize is announced in October. Anyone can be nominated for that award. Also nominated this year, Rush Limbaugh, among others.
RUSH: Can somebody tell me what in the...

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RUSH: Bill in Chicago. Nice to have you on the program, sir. Welcome.
CALLER: How are you, Rush?
RUSH: Never better, sir. Appreciate it.
CALLER: Super Bowl dittos to you.
RUSH: Thank you, sir.
CALLER: We spoke in '04 right before the presidential election when I called in to suggest that John Kerry's confusion really stemmed from his belief that he was Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now.
RUSH: I remember that call.
CALLER: I have a couple points here that I wanted...

RUSH: This is Mark in Paso Robles, California. Nice to have you, sir, welcome.
CALLER: Hi, Rush. I appreciate you taking my phone call. I'll get straight to the point because I actually can probably talk for quite a while, but I grew up in an environment ? I?m 41 years old now and I grew up in an environment I guess you would call a generational Democratic environment, very liberal, military was not spoken highly of. Anyway, long story short, September 11 happened, I joined the military...

RUSH: Disaster overnight in central Florida. (story) At least 14 people killed because of a swath of tornadoes that went through there. By the way, I need to point out to you that Florida, and the governor here, Charlie Crist, have not waited for FEMA. They're not on television today saying, ?Where's FEMA? Where's Mike Brown? Where's Bush?? Nobody cares. They're not shouting; they're not complaining; they're already getting their emergency response in gear, handling it themselves here in the...

RUSH: Hey, try this headline. This is in the Scotsman, the UK Scotsman: "Russia to Analyze Yellow-Orange Snow in Siberia." What to a bet it's bears? What do you bet it's just bear urine? Everybody is out there just looking for a disaster because of global warming, they're out there looking for some sign that the apocalypse is here. It's bear pee.
RUSH: Gary in Post Falls, Idaho. Welcome to the EIB Network, sir.
CALLER: Good morning Rush. First time caller. Just two quick points...

RUSH: I don't know if you've checked the Drudge Report page yet today, but it's gotten to the point it's even beyond laughable, this global warming business. You've got to see this. There is a picture of two polar bears on some ice out in the ocean, which is something that happens all the time. Polar bears wander all over their environment. They can swim, and they're out there, and they're just having a good time. The deception, the deceit, the misleading tendencies of this. When you look at the...

RUSH: Tracy in Chicago, Illinois, welcome to the EIB Network.
CALLER: Dittos, Rush, from Chicago and ?Go Bears!?
RUSH: Thank you.
CALLER: Rush, in the EIB Store, you sell these signs for cars that say Rush Baby on Board.
RUSH: Yes.
CALLER: Okay, well, how about making one that says Rush Babe on Board? Because I'm a conservative, and I'm proud of it, and I'm a hottie, and I'm proud of it.
RUSH: Oh, wow. You're a hottie, huh?
CALLER: Yes, I am, and a lot of your audience...

RUSH: Rick, Fort Collins, Colorado, you're next. Open Line Friday. Hello.
CALLER: Hello. Good to talk to you, sir. I had two points today. The second one about liberals and war. But the first one about the caller you had yesterday who was very upset with the frugal illegitimates in the Republican Party. He referred to them as cheap bastards?
RUSH: Oh, yes. That was the minimum wage caller, a guy named Mike from Troy, New York.
CALLER: Yeah, and in a battle of wits he was unarmed....