RUSH: An hour ago, the wind chill factor in New York City was minus two. In Chicago, an hour ago, the wind chill factor was minus 19. An hour ago, the wind chill factor in Washington was minus one. In Philadelphia, an hour ago, the wind chill factor was minus eight. Make a note, ladies and gentlemen: whenever it's hot outside, we get news story after news story about global warming. Now that it is freezing, record cold -- it's so cold in Chicago, they delayed the Nielsens! They delayed the...

RUSH: An hour ago, the wind chill factor in New York City was minus two. In Chicago, an hour ago, the wind chill factor was minus 19. An hour ago, the wind chill factor in Washington was minus one. In Philadelphia, an hour ago, the wind chill factor was minus eight. Make a note, ladies and gentlemen: whenever it's hot outside, we get news story after news story about global warming. Now that it is freezing, record cold -- it's so cold in Chicago, they delayed the Nielsens! They delayed the Nielsen...

RUSH: Last night -- in front of the world -- when handed the Vince Lombardi Trophy, Tony Dungy, the head coach of the Indianapolis Colts, offered one of the most important and inspiring statements ever made in such a context. Think about it. Listen to this. It was unique.
DUNGY: I'll tell you what. I'm proud to be representing African-American coaches, to be the first African-American to win this. That means an awful lot to our country. But again, more than anything -- I said it before...

RUSH: Well, Rudy Giuliani has made it official. He has filed the necessary papers to signal his candidacy for the presidency of the United States as a Republican. So there's now a new breathlessness out there, as yet another hat has been tossed into the Republican ring -- and, of course, I don't do Sunday morning TV shows, but I still appear on them, ladies and gentlemen -- grab cut seven, if you would, Mister Broadcast Engineer -- proving that all you have to do as a conservative to get on a...

RUSH: Well, Rudy Giuliani has made it official. He has filed the necessary papers to signal his candidacy for the presidency of the United States as a Republican. So there's now a new breathlessness out there, as yet another hat has been tossed into the Republican ring -- and, of course, I don't do Sunday morning TV shows, but I still appear on them, ladies and gentlemen -- grab cut seven, if you would, Mister Broadcast Engineer -- proving that all you have to do as a conservative to get on a...

RUSH: Well, Rudy Giuliani has made it official. He has filed the necessary papers to signal his candidacy for the presidency of the United States as a Republican. So there's now a new breathlessness out there, as yet another hat has been tossed into the Republican ring -- and, of course, I don't do Sunday morning TV shows, but I still appear on them, ladies and gentlemen -- grab cut seven, if you would, Mister Broadcast Engineer -- proving that all you have to do as a conservative to get on a...

RUSH: Well, Rudy Giuliani has made it official. He has filed the necessary papers to signal his candidacy for the presidency of the United States as a Republican. So there's now a new breathlessness out there, as yet another hat has been tossed into the Republican ring -- and, of course, I don't do Sunday morning TV shows, but I still appear on them, ladies and gentlemen -- grab cut seven, if you would, Mister Broadcast Engineer -- proving that all you have to do as a conservative to get on a...

RUSH: Last night -- in front of the world -- when handed the Vince Lombardi Trophy, Tony Dungy, the head coach of the Indianapolis Colts, offered one of the most important and inspiring statements ever made in such a context. Think about it. Listen to this. It was unique.
DUNGY: I'll tell you what. I'm proud to be representing African-American coaches, to be the first African-American to win this. That means an awful lot to our country. But again, more than anything -- I said it before...

RUSH: Last night -- in front of the world -- when handed the Vince Lombardi Trophy, Tony Dungy, the head coach of the Indianapolis Colts, offered one of the most important and inspiring statements ever made in such a context. Think about it. Listen to this. It was unique.
DUNGY: I'll tell you what. I'm proud to be representing African-American coaches, to be the first African-American to win this. That means an awful lot to our country. But again, more than anything -- I said it before...

RUSH: Well, Rudy Giuliani has made it official. He has filed the necessary papers to signal his candidacy for the presidency of the United States as a Republican. So there's now a new breathlessness out there, as yet another hat has been tossed into the Republican ring -- and, of course, I don't do Sunday morning TV shows, but I still appear on them, ladies and gentlemen -- grab cut seven, if you would, Mister Broadcast Engineer -- proving that all you have to do as a conservative to get on a...

RUSH: An hour ago, the wind chill factor in New York City was minus two. In Chicago, an hour ago, the wind chill factor was minus 19. An hour ago, the wind chill factor in Washington was minus one. In Philadelphia, an hour ago, the wind chill factor was minus eight. Make a note, ladies and gentlemen: whenever it's hot outside, we get news story after news story about global warming. Now that it is freezing, record cold -- it's so cold in Chicago, they delayed the Nielsens! They delayed the...

RUSH: Last night -- in front of the world -- when handed the Vince Lombardi Trophy, Tony Dungy, the head coach of the Indianapolis Colts, offered one of the most important and inspiring statements ever made in such a context. Think about it. Listen to this. It was unique.
DUNGY: I'll tell you what. I'm proud to be representing African-American coaches, to be the first African-American to win this. That means an awful lot to our country. But again, more than anything -- I said it before...

RUSH: Well, Rudy Giuliani has made it official. He has filed the necessary papers to signal his candidacy for the presidency of the United States as a Republican. So there's now a new breathlessness out there, as yet another hat has been tossed into the Republican ring -- and, of course, I don't do Sunday morning TV shows, but I still appear on them, ladies and gentlemen -- grab cut seven, if you would, Mister Broadcast Engineer -- proving that all you have to do as a conservative to get on a...

RUSH: Last night -- in front of the world -- when handed the Vince Lombardi Trophy, Tony Dungy, the head coach of the Indianapolis Colts, offered one of the most important and inspiring statements ever made in such a context. Think about it. Listen to this. It was unique.
DUNGY: I'll tell you what. I'm proud to be representing African-American coaches, to be the first African-American to win this. That means an awful lot to our country. But again, more than anything -- I said it before...

RUSH: Well, Rudy Giuliani has made it official. He has filed the necessary papers to signal his candidacy for the presidency of the United States as a Republican. So there's now a new breathlessness out there, as yet another hat has been tossed into the Republican ring -- and, of course, I don't do Sunday morning TV shows, but I still appear on them, ladies and gentlemen -- grab cut seven, if you would, Mister Broadcast Engineer -- proving that all you have to do as a conservative to get on a...

RUSH: Well, Rudy Giuliani has made it official. He has filed the necessary papers to signal his candidacy for the presidency of the United States as a Republican. So there's now a new breathlessness out there, as yet another hat has been tossed into the Republican ring -- and, of course, I don't do Sunday morning TV shows, but I still appear on them, ladies and gentlemen -- grab cut seven, if you would, Mister Broadcast Engineer -- proving that all you have to do as a conservative to get on a...

RUSH: They're projecting that Huckabee has come from nowhere to win in West Virginia. Now, originally get 50% there, and Ron Paul was out after the first vote, and it was Romney, Huckabee, and I think Romney had 30%, Huckabee at 16%, and McCain -- so obviously -- well, I can't say obviously, I don't know, but it seems like the Huck forces got together with the McCain forces, and the McCain forces sent his forces to the Huck forces, and that's how they defeated Romney in West Virginia. I don't...

The Senate is going to begin its debate here on all these resolutions, and Mitch McConnell, if this holds, the leader of the Republicans in the Senate has done a good job. "Senator John Warner will join," this is weekend news, but it looks like it's still held, "a unanimous Senate Republican caucus, 49 Republicans opposing a Senate vote on Warner's anti-Bush administration resolution unless competing resolutions are also voted on." This is a spokesman here for Warner saying, "'Senator Warner supports...

The new budget is out, folks. President is Bush sending Congress a $2.9 trillion -- an inconceivable amount of money to anybody. (interruption) Hey, hey, Snerdley! Stop screaming at 'em in there. I can see your facial expressions. I'm inviting these people to call. Do not scream at 'em. I don't care if they're as idiotic as the guy last week from wherever he was. Mike from wherever, the minimum wage guy or the cheap bastard guy. (sigh) Just be cool. If they're making you mad, move on to somebody...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"I long for the day (it won't happen, but I fantasize about it) when a budget -- like $2.9 trillion -- is presented to the president and he looks at it and says, 'What the hell? Scratch that, scratch that, scratch that!'"
"I think we have a new 'ism,' actually. Forget fascism, socialism, and communism -- we ought to come up with a new one, like 'Hillarism.'"
"I went out and found a New York Times editorial from February 26th,...

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RUSH: Well, Rudy Giuliani has made it official. He has filed the necessary papers to signal his candidacy for the presidency of the United States as a Republican. So there's now a new breathlessness out there, as yet another hat has been tossed into the Republican ring -- and, of course, I don't do Sunday morning TV shows, but I still appear on them, ladies and gentlemen -- grab cut seven, if you would, Mister Broadcast Engineer -- proving that all you have to do as a conservative to get on a...

RUSH: Last night -- in front of the world -- when handed the Vince Lombardi Trophy, Tony Dungy, the head coach of the Indianapolis Colts, offered one of the most important and inspiring statements ever made in such a context. Think about it. Listen to this. It was unique.
DUNGY: I'll tell you what. I'm proud to be representing African-American coaches, to be the first African-American to win this. That means an awful lot to our country. But again, more than anything -- I said it before...

Ralph in New Hope, Pennsylvania, welcome to the EIB Network, sir. Hello.
CALLER: Rush Limbaugh, 2.9 trillion dittos from Bucks County Playhouse, the State Theater of Pennsylvania.
RUSH: Thank you, sir. Nice to have you on the program.
CALLER: Well, thank you. I was listening to a science special a couple of nights ago, and they were talking about the creation of the planets and the moons.
RUSH: What network?
CALLER: I think it was Discovery. I'm not a hundred percent sure.
RUSH:...

RUSH: Bedford, Indiana with Tracy. Tracy, thanks so much for the call. I appreciate your patience.
CALLER: Rush, it is such a pleasure to talk to you! I cannot believe I got through. I've been listening to you since your TV days, so it's a long time.
RUSH: That would be back to 1992. Thanks very much.
CALLER: Listen, we're freezing our tails off in Indiana, so I for one am happy about global warming. I can't even imagine how cold it would be without it.
RUSH: Yeah, right. ...

RUSH: The fuss and the hubbub over my Nobel Peace Prize nomination continued to sweep the nation. Last Friday, MSNBC, the Tucker Carlson Show, talking to his producer, Willie Geist, they had this exchange about my Nobel Peace Prize nomination.
GEIST: (music) Rush Limbaugh may not be the first person who comes to mind when you think of the Nobel Peace Prize. But to the people at the conservative public interest law firm Landmark Legal Foundation, Rush is a regular Nelson Mandela. Landmark was...

RUSH: Also, this $2.9 trillion federal budget? I want you to think back to last week. Mrs. Clinton, at the Democrat National Committee Winter Meeting in Washington, was just beside herself that ExxonMobil had earned a record profit of $40 billion.
Forty billion is nothing compared to 2.9 trillion! The Congress did not earn one dollar last year! The Congress, the Senate and the United States government didn't earn a dime. They take every dollar they get from taxation. They do sell some...

RUSH: We went out and found a New York Times editorial from February 26th, 1916. By the way, that was two years before my dad was born. My dad's birthday was February 26, 1918. The New York Times editorial blasted "the Democrats in Congress for taking the side of the enemy." The more things change, the more they stay the same! The only thing odd about this is the New York Times is bashing the Democrats in it. "'In an editorial titled: "Have We an American Congress?", the [New York Times] skewered...

RUSH: An hour ago, the wind chill factor in New York City was minus two. In Chicago, an hour ago, the wind chill factor was minus 19. An hour ago, the wind chill factor in Washington was minus one. In Philadelphia, an hour ago, the wind chill factor was minus eight. Make a note, ladies and gentlemen: whenever it's hot outside, we get news story after news story about global warming. Now that it is freezing, record cold -- it's so cold in Chicago, they delayed the Nielsens! They delayed the...