RUSH: Folks, during my absence I understand that the two T-shirts -- the Rush for Peace T-shirts that are in honor of my Nobel Peace Prize nomination -- were produced and are now in stock at the EIB Store, in addition to the "Rush Babe on Board" signs, which we were able to get stocked in the store before I left. There are two shirts. One of them says "Rush for Peace" on the front with the Rush for Peace logo, "Give Peace a Chance" on the back. You can see these. We've got 'em graphically portrayed...

RUSH: Folks, during my absence I understand that the two T-shirts -- the Rush for Peace T-shirts that are in honor of my Nobel Peace Prize nomination -- were produced and are now in stock at the EIB Store, in addition to the "Rush Babe on Board" signs, which we were able to get stocked in the store before I left. There are two shirts. One of them says "Rush for Peace" on the front with the Rush for Peace logo, "Give Peace a Chance" on the back. You can see these. We've got 'em graphically portrayed...

RUSH: Folks, during my absence I understand that the two T-shirts -- the Rush for Peace T-shirts that are in honor of my Nobel Peace Prize nomination -- were produced and are now in stock at the EIB Store, in addition to the "Rush Babe on Board" signs, which we were able to get stocked in the store before I left. There are two shirts. One of them says "Rush for Peace" on the front with the Rush for Peace logo, "Give Peace a Chance" on the back. You can see these. We've got 'em graphically portrayed...

RUSH: Folks, during my absence I understand that the two T-shirts -- the Rush for Peace T-shirts that are in honor of my Nobel Peace Prize nomination -- were produced and are now in stock at the EIB Store, in addition to the "Rush Babe on Board" signs, which we were able to get stocked in the store before I left. There are two shirts. One of them says "Rush for Peace" on the front with the Rush for Peace logo, "Give Peace a Chance" on the back. You can see these. We've got 'em graphically portrayed...

RUSH: Folks, during my absence I understand that the two T-shirts -- the Rush for Peace T-shirts that are in honor of my Nobel Peace Prize nomination -- were produced and are now in stock at the EIB Store, in addition to the "Rush Babe on Board" signs, which we were able to get stocked in the store before I left. There are two shirts. One of them says "Rush for Peace" on the front with the Rush for Peace logo, "Give Peace a Chance" on the back. You can see these. We've got 'em graphically portrayed...

RUSH: Folks, during my absence I understand that the two T-shirts -- the Rush for Peace T-shirts that are in honor of my Nobel Peace Prize nomination -- were produced and are now in stock at the EIB Store, in addition to the "Rush Babe on Board" signs, which we were able to get stocked in the store before I left. There are two shirts. One of them says "Rush for Peace" on the front with the Rush for Peace logo, "Give Peace a Chance" on the back. You can see these. We've got 'em graphically portrayed...

RUSH: I don't know if you know this or not, but: "Adoptive parents invest more time and financial resources in their children than biological parents, according to a new national study challenging arguments that have been used to oppose same-sex marriage and gay adoption." How many of you could figure that that's where this was headed? "The study published in the new issue of the American Sociological Review found that couples who adopt spend more money on their children and invest more time on...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"I just checked the e-mail during the break: 'Aren't you taking your Zicam?' Yes! Folks, this is a rotten chest cold -- it is as bad as I've ever had -- and if it weren't for the Zicam, I would not be here today."
"A trillion -- that's a thousand billion, isn't it? No? It's not? Darn it! My mind does not function when I have a stupid cold."
"Kim Jong Il may be enough of a pervert that if he got enough cognac in the deal...

RUSH: So many of you were interested in Obama, let's start. I've got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. I was given 11 Obama bites today. Eleven Obama bites, so let's get rolling. Let's start with Saturday in Chicago, a portion of Senator Barack Obama announcing his candidacy for president.
OBAMA: That is why in the shadow of the old state capitol where Lincoln once called on a house divided to stand together, where common hopes and common dreams still live, I stand...

RUSH: Everybody is asking me to explain to them why the Anna Nicole Smith story is such a big media story, and about the best we can come up with here is you've got a blonde, large-breasted train wreck. You've got all the ingredients necessary for a big media story. You've got train wreck. You've got a blonde. You've got big breasts, and plus you've got half the male population of California claiming to be the father of her child. I ought to put myself on the list. So many people are claiming...

RUSH: This is Ray in Atlanta. You're up next, sir. Nice to have you on the program.
CALLER: Hey, Rush. How are you doing?
RUSH: Fine, sir. Thank you.
CALLER: I'll make a quick comment and I'd like to just get your response on it.
RUSH: Yes?
CALLER: I'd be real interested in the military's nonbinding resolution to Congress' nonbinding resolution.
RUSH: The military's nonbinding resolution to Congress'? What is the military's nonbinding resolution?
CALLER: Well, most...

RUSH: This flap with Nancy Pelosi and her airplane and her travel. When I read about this, it first came up -- it really got going after I left last week. It picked up steam. I followed it all week when I was gone. I know a little bit about airplanes, and there's something about this that made no sense to me. When I was told -- or when I read -- that the plane that the Air Force gave Pelosi could not make it coast to coast, that it was a commuter jet, I said, "What the hell is that? There's...

RUSH: I don't know if you know this or not, but: "Adoptive parents invest more time and financial resources in their children than biological parents, according to a new national study challenging arguments that have been used to oppose same-sex marriage and gay adoption." How many of you could figure that that's where this was headed? "The study published in the new issue of the American Sociological Review found that couples who adopt spend more money on their children and invest more time on...

RUSH: Can we go back? Play audio sound bite #4 Mister Broadcast Engineer. On Monday, February 5th, the day after the Super Bowl, this is what I, El Rushbo, had to say.
RUSH ARCHIVE: ... I can't handle any more press criticism of Rex Grossman. They're writing his name "W-r-e-c-k-s," saying he was the worst quarterback ever to play in the Super Bowl, and it's been like this since the Green Bay game -- actually, since the Arizona game. There was a little crescendo of it in the Green Bay game, the...

RUSH: While I was gone, I noticed something. With all these Republican candidates for president -- you have Giuliani; you have Romney who got in today. McCain. I can't even remember them all. There's a distinct effort, there's a big move underway now to redefine conservatism in a way that fits the candidacy of one or the other of these candidates. They are conflating electability with a serious discussion of conservatism. Much of it's coming from the New York and DC elite. It reached its zenith...

RUSH: While I was gone, I had Paul Shanklin working on a couple of global warming update themes, in addition to the one that I'm going to use. I'm going to use the Crazy World of Arthur Brown and "Fire." It's a shortened version. It works. But I also had Shanklin cut two. I said, "Look, we need to do a takeoff on 'What a Wonderful World,' a Louis Armstrong song sung by Algore, and 'Ring of Fire' by Johnny Cash, sung by Algore as well." I don't want to play the whole versions here, but just to...

RUSH: Folks, during my absence I understand that the two T-shirts -- the Rush for Peace T-shirts that are in honor of my Nobel Peace Prize nomination -- were produced and are now in stock at the EIB Store, in addition to the "Rush Babe on Board" signs, which we were able to get stocked in the store before I left. There are two shirts. One of them says "Rush for Peace" on the front with the Rush for Peace logo, "Give Peace a Chance" on the back. You can see these. We've got 'em graphically portrayed...