RUSH: Here we are, Rush Limbaugh on the EIB Network and the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies. I have to tell you people, I think I've been very well composed today, and I have been very, very patient. But despite all of the wonderful news items and material provided by me, your host today -- saying more in five seconds than most hosts will say in a week or a career -- what am I getting? I'm getting, “You're not doing enough,” which is a carryover from yesterday. “You...

RUSH: One global warming sound bite of Sam Champion, who is the Good Morning America weatherman. He used to be the weatherman for WABC Channel 7 in New York. He's become one of these activists now on global warming, admittedly so. "It's too crucial to ignore." This morning on Good Morning America. He reported on protecting polar bears, “Is global warming endangering them?” There's a bite in this from a guy named John Kostyack, somebody from the National Wildlife Federation. Now, this...

RUSH: We've had an accumulating Global Warming Stack for the past couple of days. Let's get to it. (Playing of "Fire" by Crazy World of Arthur Brown) RUSH: This is the Crazy World of Arthur Brown, and the Wicked Witch of Wherever, one of three tunes in our Global Warming Update Theme. ...From Canada, the University of Waterloo Weather Station says it's the coldest February they have ever tracked. By the way, they had to cancel another global warming hearing in Washington yesterday because of a snowstorm....

RUSH: One global warming sound bite of Sam Champion, who is the Good Morning America weatherman. He used to be the weatherman for WABC Channel 7 in New York. He's become one of these activists now on global warming, admittedly so. "It's too crucial to ignore." This morning on Good Morning America. He reported on protecting polar bears, “Is global warming endangering them?” There's a bite in this from a guy named John Kostyack, somebody from the National Wildlife Federation. Now, this...

RUSH: One global warming sound bite of Sam Champion, who is the Good Morning America weatherman. He used to be the weatherman for WABC Channel 7 in New York. He's become one of these activists now on global warming, admittedly so. "It's too crucial to ignore." This morning on Good Morning America. He reported on protecting polar bears, “Is global warming endangering them?” There's a bite in this from a guy named John Kostyack, somebody from the National Wildlife Federation. Now, this...

RUSH: Here we are, Rush Limbaugh on the EIB Network and the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies. I have to tell you people, I think I've been very well composed today, and I have been very, very patient. But despite all of the wonderful news items and material provided by me, your host today -- saying more in five seconds than most hosts will say in a week or a career -- what am I getting? I'm getting, “You're not doing enough,” which is a carryover from yesterday. “You...

RUSH: Try this headline. Ann Coulter, if you're out there listening, listen to this headline from the New York Sun today: "Could John Edwards Become the First Woman President?" (Laughing.) It's by Josh Gerstein in the New York Sun: “Toni Morrison, famously dubbed President Clinton America's ‘first black president.’ With that barrier broken...“ (laughing) Obama, do you hear that? The first black president barrier has been broken! (Laughing.) “With that barrier broken,...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"If John Edwards were to win and become the first female president, who would design his inaugural gown?"
"What does it say when Al-Qaeda-like terrorists all over the world are openly advocating and campaigning for Democrats? What does it say? Maybe to too many people it says, 'Put Democrats in there and we'll leave you alone,' but that kind of na?vet? is dangerous."
"Ann Coulter, if you're out there listening to this show,...

RUSH: (story) "Key House Democrats plan to insist that the Pentagon shut down Club Gitmo, where I have a thriving merchandise business, and “are contemplating the relocation of many of the 385 or so remaining terrorist suspects to military brigs along the East Coast -- including Quantico, Va., and Charleston, S.C.” Well, this is really great for you people in Quantico, Virginia, and Charleston, South Carolina. Jim Moran (Democrat-Virginia), wants Al-Qaeda terrorists in your neighborhoods....

RUSH: Here we are, Rush Limbaugh on the EIB Network and the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies. I have to tell you people, I think I've been very well composed today, and I have been very, very patient. But despite all of the wonderful news items and material provided by me, your host today -- saying more in five seconds than most hosts will say in a week or a career -- what am I getting? I'm getting, “You're not doing enough,” which is a carryover from yesterday. “You...

RUSH: You heard about Barry Obama? Democrat presidential candidate Barry Obama -- that's what he called himself in the eighties. “Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama got more than an education when he attended Harvard Law School in the late 1980s. He also got a healthy stack of parking tickets, most of which he never paid.” He's out there paying them off now. “He shelled out $375 in January — two weeks before he officially launched his presidential campaign —...

RUSH: One global warming sound bite of Sam Champion, who is the Good Morning America weatherman. He used to be the weatherman for WABC Channel 7 in New York. He's become one of these activists now on global warming, admittedly so. "It's too crucial to ignore." This morning on Good Morning America. He reported on protecting polar bears, “Is global warming endangering them?” There's a bite in this from a guy named John Kostyack, somebody from the National Wildlife Federation. Now, this...

RUSH: I know that some of you people in this audience question the value of higher education, particularly an expensive higher education. More and more people are beginning to wonder whether it's really worth it. I want you to rethink it after this story. “When John Cornwell graduated from Duke University last year, he landed a job as software engineer in Atlanta but soon found himself longing for his college lifestyle. So the engineering graduate built himself a contraption to help remind...

RUSH: David in Louisville. You're next, sir, on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Mega dittos, Rush.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: I need your advice, and I really believe it's panic time for the conservatives right now.RUSH: Yeah?CALLER: We've shown that we can go out and educate the people, get Republicans elected, and win the legislation. The problem is, I think, that we have an institutional problem in government that voting is not going to be able to fix. What's the good of putting Republicans in office...

RUSH: By the way, did you hear that two jurors have called for Libby to be pardoned? Both of them appeared last night on PMSNBC's Hard to Take. Ann Redington and this other guy, Denis Collins, both think Libby should be pardoned. They just felt sorry for him. He's such a nice guy. They heard him in eight hours of grand jury testimony and Ann Redington said, “It's just a shame that we didn't get to decide about the original crime.” By the way, Matthews and Howard Fineman last night were...

RUSH: We've had an accumulating Global Warming Stack for the past couple of days. Let's get to it. (Playing of "Fire" by Crazy World of Arthur Brown) RUSH: This is the Crazy World of Arthur Brown, and the Wicked Witch of Wherever, one of three tunes in our Global Warming Update Theme. ...From Canada, the University of Waterloo Weather Station says it's the coldest February they have ever tracked. By the way, they had to cancel another global warming hearing in Washington yesterday because of a snowstorm....

RUSH: Bob in Lutherville, Maryland. You're next as we go to the phones on the EIB Network. Hello.
CALLER: Hi, Rush. Listen, I know there's been some people calling saying that they felt that you could do more to help us out in the conservative movement, and I'm one of those people, and what I suggest is, you know, you're the only person that's got the contacts -- who have got the connections -- to help start something really big. A few years ago, one faction of the libs had what they called...

RUSH: The latest Democratic strategery is to link Walter Reed to the war and push for defeat in Afghanistan, too. The Democrats held a press conference on their new timetable for the withdrawal of US combat troops from Iraq. The portion of the comments made by Speaker Nancy Pelosi.PELOSI: Give troops the funding they need; honoring our promises to our veterans; holding the defense department to the standard that they have about readiness before we send our troops in; holding the Iraqi government...

RUSH: Try this headline. Ann Coulter, if you're out there listening, listen to this headline from the New York Sun today: "Could John Edwards Become the First Woman President?" (Laughing.) It's by Josh Gerstein in the New York Sun: “Toni Morrison, famously dubbed President Clinton America's ‘first black president.’ With that barrier broken...“ (laughing) Obama, do you hear that? The first black president barrier has been broken! (Laughing.) “With that barrier broken,...