RUSH: We'll go to Riverside, California, and Jim, you're first today. First call. We're breaking news out there. We have to deal with it. Jim, thanks for waiting.CALLER: Hi. You were supposed to hardball Arnold. He has California skyrocketing downward to illegal alien hell, and you two end up being stogie smoking buds, all this after Mr. Shriver turns Cali into northern Mexico. And then you said he didn't let you get a word edgewise. I've heard you talk to liberals, and you always manage...

RUSH: Three sound bites here, two from John Edwards and Elizabeth Edwards, and then one from Howard Fineman. Now, I made mention mere moments ago that the new website Politico has broken two scoops this week, both proving to be untrue. The first was that Alberto Gonzales is going to quit and that the White House had asked Republicans out there to find potential replacements. The second one was just this morning that Edwards was going to suspend the campaign. Just the opposite happened. Now,...

RUSH: One more thing about these subpoenas that the Democrats in the Senate Judiciary Committee voted to authorize today demanding that Karl Rove and Harriet Miers comes up, even though there's no criminality in any of this. There's none. They didn't get rid of any prosecutors that were conducting corruption probes. There's no evidence, anyway, that they did. Even the Washington Post editorial admits this today. Do you remember the hullabaloo, do you remember the brouhaha when investigators dared...

RUSH: The mystery creator of the anti-Clinton ad has been ID'd. I told you people it had to be a Democrat, and it was somebody tangentially working on the Barack Obama campaign. I told you this guy was a Democrat, and I'll tell you why I knew it was a Democrat. A, you put BarackObama.com in the exact font at the end of that commercial.We're talking about the remake of the 1984 Apple Macintosh commercial that ran in the Super Bowl in 1984 that obliterated Hillary Clinton in the middle of a monologue...

RUSH: All right, we got big, big, big global warming news here today, ladies and gentlemen. Yes siree bob. The news we have fits perfectly with this global warming update theme. (Playing of Ball of Fire spoof song.) EIB Network and the Rush Limbaugh program, a global warming update. Paul Shanklin here with our theme song. (Continued playing of song.) There you have it. That's Paul Shanklin as Johnny Cash -- actually as Algore, takeoff on Ring of Fire, Ball of Fire. I sometimes wonder what...

RUSH: One more thing about these subpoenas that the Democrats in the Senate Judiciary Committee voted to authorize today demanding that Karl Rove and Harriet Miers comes up, even though there's no criminality in any of this. There's none. They didn't get rid of any prosecutors that were conducting corruption probes. There's no evidence, anyway, that they did. Even the Washington Post editorial admits this today. Do you remember the hullabaloo, do you remember the brouhaha when investigators dared...

RUSH: We'll go to Riverside, California, and Jim, you're first today. First call. We're breaking news out there. We have to deal with it. Jim, thanks for waiting.CALLER: Hi. You were supposed to hardball Arnold. He has California skyrocketing downward to illegal alien hell, and you two end up being stogie smoking buds, all this after Mr. Shriver turns Cali into northern Mexico. And then you said he didn't let you get a word edgewise. I've heard you talk to liberals, and you always manage...

RUSH: Three sound bites here, two from John Edwards and Elizabeth Edwards, and then one from Howard Fineman. Now, I made mention mere moments ago that the new website Politico has broken two scoops this week, both proving to be untrue. The first was that Alberto Gonzales is going to quit and that the White House had asked Republicans out there to find potential replacements. The second one was just this morning that Edwards was going to suspend the campaign. Just the opposite happened. Now,...

RUSH: Now, here's this Washington Post story today that Diane Sawyer and Harry Smith cited, and this story was written specifically for the Drive-Bys to give them something to go out and ask these White House people about. The headline is: "Prosecutor Says Bush Appointees Interfered With Tobacco Case --The leader of the Justice Department team that prosecuted a landmark lawsuit against tobacco companies said yesterday that Bush administration political appointees repeatedly ordered her to take...

RUSH: "Republicans and Democrats sparred today over whether to force a showdown with President Bush over federal prosecutors as a Senate panel authorized subpoenas for political advisor Karl Rove and others. The Democrats angrily rejected the president's offer to grant a limited number of lawmakers private interviews with various White House aides, including Rove, and no transcript, and without a requirement they testify under oath." This led to heated debate today in the Senate Judiciary Committee...

RUSH: The mystery creator of the anti-Clinton ad has been ID'd. I told you people it had to be a Democrat, and it was somebody tangentially working on the Barack Obama campaign. I told you this guy was a Democrat, and I'll tell you why I knew it was a Democrat. A, you put BarackObama.com in the exact font at the end of that commercial.We're talking about the remake of the 1984 Apple Macintosh commercial that ran in the Super Bowl in 1984 that obliterated Hillary Clinton in the middle of a monologue...

RUSH: Details on the Fox News report about the remaining charges against the Duke Lacrosse players to be dropped soon:"Inside Lacrosse Magazine writer Paul Caulfield told FOX News on Thursday that several sources have revealed to him that the assault and attempted kidnapping charges still pending against Collin Finnerty, 19, of Garden City, N.Y.; Dave Evans, 23, of Bethesda, Md.; and Reade Seligmann, 20, of Essex Falls, N.J., will soon be dropped. Caulfield said his sources include more than just...

RUSH: A special welcome to those of you watching at the Dittocam at the newly revamped RushLimbaugh.com. For those of you watching, I want to show you something. I'm holding here between my formerly nicotine-stained fingers an official Arnold Schwarzenegger cigar. I received today, via overnight courier, an official humidor from Governor Schwarzenegger complete with the Seal of the Governor of the State of California. He autographed it inside.He wrote me a nice little note saying how much he...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"What must it be like to be Algore? The guy is telling one of the biggest lies in the history of American politics.""This Dem subpoena effort is political, it is a witch hunt, and it's a desire to find a crime. And I'll tell you what else: the reason that Leahy wants these people -- Rove and Harriet Miers -- under oath is to set a perjury trap. He wants to pull a Patrick Fitzfong on them.""So this guy was found guilty in April...

Well, the House Democrats are pulling together a budget, folks, and-- surprise, surprise-- it will increase spending for domestic programs across the board. And it will let the tax cuts passed under Republicans wither on the vine and die.Now, of course, the Drive-By Media is operating as the Democrat PRdepartment on this; an AP story claims more revenue will flow into the treasury "if President Bush's tax cuts indeed disappear." The exact opposite is true!It's been proved every time it's tried!...

Story #1:Man Gets Probation for Dead Deer SexRUSH: I have a lot of stuff in the Stack of Stuff we didn't get to yet, and that's because there is no program in America -- no long-form radio program -- that deals with breaking news any better than this one.I'll give you an example.I have mounds of stacks of stuff here, stuff that we worked diligently on overnight and all morning long preparing this show.Then this Edwards thing happens, and we go wall-to-wall with current news, but that means there's...