RUSH: Columbus, Ohio, this is Dan. You're up, sir, nice to have you with us first.CALLER: Rush, first I have to say, "Go Buckeyes tonight." Secondly, you said you've been number one radio show or radio program for, what did you say, 16, 17 years?RUSH: Yeah, 17 years. I've been on the air 18 and a half.CALLER: I have been listening to you literally forever. Who do you take over number one from? Who was number one before you?RUSH: The reason I wanted to take your call is because I saw that...

RUSH: Look at this. I'm watching PMSNBC, and they're saying, "Will Obama match Hillary in first quarter fundraising?" He already beat Hillary in first quarter fundraising, and the Drive-By Media, led by the Washington Post today, is totally misrepresenting the allocation of Mrs. Bill Clinton's (that would be Bill Clinton's wife, for those of you in Rio Linda) total fundraising. It's not all for her presidential campaign. She has to allocate some of it for her primary campaign. You could basically...

RUSH: Look at this. I'm watching PMSNBC, and they're saying, "Will Obama match Hillary in first quarter fundraising?" He already beat Hillary in first quarter fundraising, and the Drive-By Media, led by the Washington Post today, is totally misrepresenting the allocation of Mrs. Bill Clinton's (that would be Bill Clinton's wife, for those of you in Rio Linda) total fundraising. It's not all for her presidential campaign. She has to allocate some of it for her primary campaign. You could basically...

RUSH: Look at this. I'm watching PMSNBC, and they're saying, "Will Obama match Hillary in first quarter fundraising?" He already beat Hillary in first quarter fundraising, and the Drive-By Media, led by the Washington Post today, is totally misrepresenting the allocation of Mrs. Bill Clinton's (that would be Bill Clinton's wife, for those of you in Rio Linda) total fundraising. It's not all for her presidential campaign. She has to allocate some of it for her primary campaign. You could basically...

RUSH: Look at this. I'm watching PMSNBC, and they're saying, "Will Obama match Hillary in first quarter fundraising?" He already beat Hillary in first quarter fundraising, and the Drive-By Media, led by the Washington Post today, is totally misrepresenting the allocation of Mrs. Bill Clinton's (that would be Bill Clinton's wife, for those of you in Rio Linda) total fundraising. It's not all for her presidential campaign. She has to allocate some of it for her primary campaign. You could basically...

RUSH: Look at this. I'm watching PMSNBC, and they're saying, "Will Obama match Hillary in first quarter fundraising?" He already beat Hillary in first quarter fundraising, and the Drive-By Media, led by the Washington Post today, is totally misrepresenting the allocation of Mrs. Bill Clinton's (that would be Bill Clinton's wife, for those of you in Rio Linda) total fundraising. It's not all for her presidential campaign. She has to allocate some of it for her primary campaign. You could basically...

RUSH: I mentioned earlier in the program that we have a couple sound bites you gotta hear. These are two sound bites with Orrin Hatch and Pat Leahy on Meet the Press yesterday. This is about the fired US attorneys. Orrin Hatch, on fire here, is talking about Carol Lam, who was a Clinton hack -- and everybody, including Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) wrote letters complaining about Carol Lam, and now Dianne Feinstein has forgotten she wrote complaint letters and is all distressed about this! Hatch...

RUSH: Lana in Greeley, Colorado, you're next on the Rush Limbaugh program. Hi.CALLER: Yes. Hello, Edward.RUSH: (Laughing.)CALLER: Historically, what nations have managed to pull themselves back from the brink of internal self-destruction? I don't think we're there yet, but we seem to be sliding in the wrong direction. What did it take, and what can we learn from them, historically?RUSH: Well, I don't know that we've learned anything. We learn it, but whether we apply the lessons is another...

RUSH: Chet, Biloxi, Minneapolis, thank you for waiting, sir. You're next on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Rush, it's a pleasure to talk with you. I'm a long-time listener, first-time caller.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: Rush, as far as you being the number one talk radio --RUSH: By consensus. That's by fact and consensus both.CALLER: That's my consensus, too, Rush. I hear you talking, and it brings back the point in the first part of World War II, the dark days when we had Edward R. Murrow...

RUSH: Columbus, Ohio, this is Dan. You're up, sir, nice to have you with us fiscal.CALLER: Rush, first I have to say, "Go Buckeyes tonight." Secondly, you said you've been number one radio show or radio program for, what did you say, 16, 17 years?RUSH: Yeah, 17 years. I've been on the air 18 and a half.CALLER: I have been listening to you literally forever. Who do you take over number one from? Who was number one before you?RUSH: The reason I wanted to take your call is because I saw that...

RUSH: This is from, of all places, LiveScience.com: "Study Reveals Widespread Office Bully Problem:"The office bully has an array of weapons at his disposal, ranging from the subtle silent treatment to not-so-subtle verbal ridicule, the effects of which can ripple through the workplace. A new study..." (panting) as we breathlessly await the results. "A new study finds that while nearly 30 percent of U.S. workers have endured a punishing boss or co-worker, many individuals would not label themselves...

RUSH: Candy in Los Angeles on the 405, you're next on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Good morning. How are you?RUSH: I couldn't be better. Thank you.CALLER: That's terrific. My point is that Nancy Pelosi is doing a lot more damage to -- besides just the Democrats, my mother, who is 80 years old and votes every election, said, "This is the reason why you shouldn't vote for a woman, dear. Look at how upside down she is. She knows nothing. She puts her nose where things don't belong. That's...

RUSH: All right, ladies and gentlemen, time for a major announcement from me, Rush Limbaugh. As you know, there have been many attacks on my credibility over the course of my 18-plus years behind the Golden EIB Microphone. There have been claims, false claims that I make things up to fit my agenda, that I always get things wrong. You know what the Drive-Bys and the American left continually do, not just with me but a number of people on the right in order to discredit us, because they can't...

RUSH: Interesting story in the Jerusalem Post published today. "The United States will be ready to launch a missile attack on Iran's nuclear facilities as soon as early this month, perhaps 'from 4 a.m. until 4 p.m. on [Good Friday] April 6,' according to reports in the Russian media on Saturday. "According to Russian intelligence sources, the reports said, the US has devised a plan to attack several targets in Iran, and an assault could be carried out by launching missiles from fighter jets and...

RUSH: Look at this. I'm watching PMSNBC, and they're saying, "Will Obama match Hillary in first quarter fundraising?" He already beat Hillary in first quarter fundraising, and the Drive-By Media, led by the Washington Post today, is totally misrepresenting the allocation of Mrs. Bill Clinton's (that would be Bill Clinton's wife, for those of you in Rio Linda) total fundraising. It's not all for her presidential campaign. She has to allocate some of it for her primary campaign. You could basically...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Who the hell does Nancy Pelosi think she is? She is negotiating with a terrorist state!" "Will somebody tell me what the hell these British soldiers are if they aren't hostages? Are they guests?Are they captives?Give me a major break -- they are hostages!""By consensus of the American people, I am Rush Limbaugh: America's most listened to and most accurate radio or television media figure on the air today. Everybody else a...

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