EIB UPDATE: Jenny Ballantine has agreed to be ourguest on Thursday's show at 12:30ETBEGIN TRANSCRIPTRUSH: Back to John Edwards. More sound bites here. Edwards in Durham, New Hampshire, at the University of New Hampshire. He held a town meeting. An audience member named JennyBallantine stood up. Now, as you listen to this, I want you to remember the brilliant monologues of yesterday, where I described for you why people not see the repeated errors of Democrats? How come Democrats never get...

RUSH: The local newspaper here, the Palm Beach Post, ran a story this morning by Dara Kam, and this is the headline: "Could Global Warming Wipe Out Palm Beach County? -- Palm Beach County's shape puts it at risk, experts say. If global warming continues at the rate of acceleration currently experienced, Palm Beach County could disappear within less than a century, a climate change expert told the Florida Cabinet on Tuesday. The curve of the county that causes it to 'bump' out into the ocean farther...

RUSH: I have been thinking about this global warming business. You know, we here at the EIB Network are pondering the sale of carbon offsets to any of you who are consumed with guilt over the amount of pollution like the amount you exhale. The Supreme Court yesterday actually said that what we all exhale, CO2, is a pollutant, and I'm here to tell you that it is not. CO2 is not a pollutant. There's no difference in the CO2 that you exhale and what comes out of your SUV or your car or what have...

RUSH: By the way, Obama's fundraising. I told you this yesterday. ABC was late. I told you, Obama raised more money than Hillary, and he did it with almost twice as many donors. All of his money is for the primary. Twenty-five mil for the primaries, Hillary $26 million total for the primary and general. ABC finally on the case. Rudy Giuliani may have stepped in it here on CNN talking about federal funding for abortion. He was talking to Dana Bash, the reporterette there at CNN, and here's what...

RUSH: By the way, Obama's fundraising. I told you this yesterday. ABC was late. I told you, Obama raised more money than Hillary, and he did it with almost twice as many donors. All of his money is for the primary. Twenty-five mil for the primaries, Hillary $26 million total for the primary and general. ABC finally on the case. Rudy Giuliani may have stepped in it here on CNN talking about federal funding for abortion. He was talking to Dana Bash, the reporterette there at CNN, and here's what...

RUSH: Yesterday I lamented on this program that none of the presidential candidates are lashing out at Democrats, and the fact that they are securing defeat, that they own defeat, that they want us to lose, that Democrats want to quit. I expressed incredulity, and said, "If I were one of these presidential candidates, I'd be out there beating these Democrats all to hell over this." Well, I don't know if he was listening or not, but last night on Hannity & Colmes, Rudy was the guest and Sean said,...

RUSH: Let's go Cleveland. This is Mark. You're next. Thank you for waiting, sir. You're on the EIB Network.CALLER: Hi. Why is Speaker Pelosi lionized for her intervention but President Reagan was excoriated in 1980 for allegedly meddling in state affairs, undermined Jimmy Carter?RUSH: You know, that is a brilliant question. That is a brilliant question. What he's talking about here, folks, is (Cosell impression) the "October Surprise," and you know, you remember what that was, Mark?CALLER:...

RUSH: And there, ladies and gentlemen, is the answer to the question you were asking me yesterday. You think this is not a prime sponge to soak up all of this tripe that she hear and reads? She already has soaked it up. "Give me something." You, Mr. Edwards, give me something. "It is about me," she said. She's not even a baby boomer. You could understand this if it was a baby boomer saying this. Here is the answer that came from John Edwards, and it was pathetic. So Elizabeth has to jump...

RUSH: Let's go back to Thursday, March 22nd on this program. This, said I.RUSH ARCHIVE: I'm telling you, this is to jumpstart the campaign. This is to see if it will jumpstart the campaign, and we'll find out the next three or four days or whatever, week, if that happens. This business about this being a surprise makes me think that the leak that was planted today was purposely wrong, to create surprise, make sure everybody thought, "Oh, we know what's coming," and have it blown away. "The campaign's...

RUSH: At the beginning of this program, I asked a salient question. I said, "How long will it be before Nancy Pelosi or some Democrat claims that her visit to Syria played a key role in the release of the British hostages?" An AP news alert at the top of the hour: "Damascus, Syria -- Syrian officials say that Damascus played a key role in getting the 15 British sailors and marines released by Iran." There's no mention of Pelosi here, but Bashar Assad wants in on the action -- and, of course,...

"President George W. Bush's administration has crippled Al-Qaeda's ability to carry out major attacks on US soil..." This is from Reuters. Let me read this to you. You don't read this much in the Drive-By Media. You don't. If it stopped there, "Whoa! (clapping) Hot damn! Hubba hubba. The Drive-By Media reporting success in the global war on..." Sorry, we can't say "global war on terror" anymore. The Democrats say so, because there really isn't one. "President George W. Bush's administration...

RUSH: Yesterday on this program while doing a couple of brilliant monologues, I pointed out that the reason why so many people in this country don't seem to be agitated by a number of things that we all are, is that they're inundated all the time with Drive-By Media coverage of various events. One of the things that the Drive-By Media has been insistent upon, along with their allies in the Democrat Party, is trying to convince as many people as possible there really isn't a "war on terror." Bush...

RUSH: I've gotten a lot of e-mails from people who are just livid at Nancy Pelosi -- and we talked about this yesterday in great detail. One of the things that they're upset about is here is this woman who has made the big case for women's rights, women's equality and so forth, going over to these countries like Syria and other places, wearing the hajib, the burqa, whatever it is, and people are righteously indignant about it, and they're probably justified. Let's go back to earlier this year,...

RUSH: The local newspaper here, the Palm Beach Post, ran a story this morning by Dara Kam, and this is the headline: "Could Global Warming Wipe Out Palm Beach County? -- Palm Beach County's shape puts it at risk, experts say. If global warming continues at the rate of acceleration currently experienced, Palm Beach County could disappear within less than a century, a climate change expert told the Florida Cabinet on Tuesday. The curve of the county that causes it to 'bump' out into the ocean farther...

RUSH: I have been thinking about this global warming business. You know, we here at the EIB Network are pondering the sale of carbon offsets to any of you who are consumed with guilt over the amount of pollution like the amount you exhale. The Supreme Court yesterday actually said that what we all exhale, CO2, is a pollutant, and I'm here to tell you that it is not. CO2 is not a pollutant. There's no difference in the CO2 that you exhale and what comes out of your SUV or your car or what have...

RUSH: First let's go to the audio sound bites. We've got CNN people. We've got ABC people. We've got Newsweek people. We've got CNN people again. We got ABC here, all excited, all talking about, fawning over the kindness of "President" Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.T.J. HOLMES: President Bush used the word "hostage." Now is that something the British would rather the US stay away from? JIM BOULDEN: Mr. Bush made that comment at a press conference. Maybe it was off the top of his head but certainly here...

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