RUSH: Barbara in Chicago, great to have you next on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Help, help, help! I wish I could put you in my pocket and take you with me Sunday. I'm going to see An Inconvenient Truth, which is being given at a library and --RUSH: If you're patient, I might fit in your pocket before too long.CALLER: (Laughs) There will be a discussion after, and I really want to know, what salient parts can I address? There's so many.RUSH: My first point would be, don't go see it. CALLER:...

RUSH: I have to tell you something, folks. I'm embarrassed, once again, by our side, some of the Republicans up in Washington. It just appears that they cannot think strategically. They have no idea how to circle the wagons around their own. Everybody on the Republican side now, along with the Democrats, wants to throw Alberto Gonzales overboard. He may be an idiot, I don't know. He may be a weak attorney general. I think that's why they -- You know, Ashcroft was strong and Bush had to get rid...

RUSH: We continue our poll at RushLimbaugh.com: "Which MSNBC anchor should resign to make room for a minority host?" You have three options: Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, or Tucker Carlson. This is an electronic vote. We put it up at two o'clock Eastern yesterday afternoon with one hour of the program left. We have kept it going all night long. It received a tremendous number of votes. It's very close: Matthews now with 49%, Olbermann 47%, and Tucker Carlson at 4% -- and we don't know what...

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RUSH: Diane in Lake Worth, Florida, right down the road from us here. Hi, Diane.CALLER: How are you?RUSH: Fine, thank you.CALLER: I want to say thank you so much to your listening audience and to you. I'm a grandmother who has a grandson who has leukemia, and I just -- I'm speechless that you and your listeners are doing this. A lot of breakthroughs have come, and they give him an 87, 90% chance of cure rate.RUSH: That's great news.CALLER: It is. It's great news.RUSH: It's great news, and...

RUSH: Andrew in Albuquerque, New Mexico, hello.CALLER: Rush, thanks for having me on.RUSH: Yes?CALLER: Rush, the question I've always wanted to ask you is, "Where did you come up with the name Rio Linda?"RUSH: I didn't come up with it. The place actually exists.CALLER: It does?RUSH: Yeah. It's in Sacramento. I don't want to insult Sacramento by calling it a suburb, but that'sthe best way to describe it. When I moved to Sacramento in 1984 as a struggling young media personality, you drive...

RUSH: Barbara in Chicago, great to have you next on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Help, help, help! I wish I could put you in my pocket and take you with me Sunday. I'm going to see An Inconvenient Truth, which is being given at a library and --RUSH: If you're patient, I might fit in your pocket before too long.CALLER: (Laughs) There will be a discussion after, and I really want to know, what salient parts can I address? There's so many.RUSH: My first point would be, don't go see it. CALLER:...

RUSH: Earlier this week, I looked you straight in the eye (well, for those of you watching on the Dittocam. Those of you listening, I looked you straight in the eye, too), and I said, "As things stand now, as things are today, there is an 80% chance that Hillary Clinton will be the next president of the United States," and there are a number of reasons for this. Among them, all this talk about how afraid of Obama she is. You think Clinton, Inc. is really worried about a guy with so little experience...

RUSH: Cary, North Carolina, this is Matt. Nice to have you, sir, on the EIB Network.CALLER: Rush, dittos to the commander-in-chief of conservatism.RUSH: Well, thank you, sir. I assume you mean me.CALLER: That would be you.RUSH: I appreciate that. The CIC. I love that. Yeah!CALLER: Rush, I'm a soldier headed to Iraq. I wanted to comment. You know, it's a sad day.RUSH: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Every time that this happens, when we get somebody like you who calls here, before you...

RUSH: Damon in Silicon Valley as we go to the phones on Open Line Friday, great to have you, welcome to the EIB Network.CALLER: Rush, greetings from a fellow golfer and entrepreneur and I just want to say thank you. I've been listening to you for 15 years. You've made a huge difference in my life. I just want to thank you for being as articulate as you are and helping me to get better at what I do.RUSH: Thank you. I appreciate that.CALLER: All right, so I'm in my early fifties and, you know,...

RUSH: I mentioned at the top of the program that I wondered if NBC would fire Alec Baldwin. Some of you might ask, "Why? Why would they fire Alec Baldwin?" Well, if NBC fired Imus, then the head of NBC News should be fired, the star of the NBC alleged hit show (what is it, 30 Rock that he's on?) should be fired, and Dingy Harry, "Benedict Arnold" Harry Reid, should be fired or he should resign. We have Alec Baldwin. We have Harry Reid. We have Gonzales. We have Stay Tuned! It's Open Line Friday....

RUSH: I have to tell you something, folks. I'm embarrassed, once again, by our side, some of the Republicans up in Washington. It just appears that they cannot think strategically. They have no idea how to circle the wagons around their own. Everybody on the Republican side now, along with the Democrats, wants to throw Alberto Gonzales overboard. He may be an idiot, I don't know. He may be a weak attorney general. I think that's why they -- You know, Ashcroft was strong and Bush had to get rid...

RUSH: We do this once a year. We do it for three hours once a year -- and as always, we do not devote the whole program to it. We do devote a sizeable portion, but we mix the Cure-A-Thon in with programming, and it's rare that we have had a story in the news to be able to bounce off of with the Cure-A-Thon, but today we do. The Washington Post. I wonder who at the Drive-By Media has been listening to me. This headline: "Traffic Deaths a Global Scourge, Health Agency Says." You know, every time...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"You said you only want to lose 15 or 20 pounds? Hell, I used to be able to do that going to the bathroom.""Why in the world isitthat every time the public demands for somebody to resign in Washington, it's always a Republican? Let me tell you who ought to resign right now in disgrace: Benedict Arnold Harry Reid." "Everybody is out there demanding Gonzales' head. I mean, look at Janet Reno. Talk about an incompetent boob of...