RUSH: Illegal immigration. Lots to say about this today, but I don't want to go overboard on it. This thing is 700-plus pages. One of the things that I think is crucial here: this is not going to go to the Senate floor for debate, not going to be much of that, either, until Monday. So from now through the weekend, and all through the Sunday shows, we're going to be hearing about a piece of legislation that hardly anybody has ever seen, yet they're going to be talking about it as though they are...

RUSH: The time is zipping by here, folks. I got a e-mail sent to me by Roy Spencer, our friend at the University of Alabama Birmingham, the global climatologist, specialist. This is about alternative fuels, and it is from the EETimes.com. It's a high-tech bunch of people at their website. "An EE professor at Purdue University has found a way to produce hydrogen that replaces the need for gasoline by mixing water with beads of an aluminum-gallium alloy. The discovery could lead to engines that...

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RUSH: The time is zipping by here, folks. I got a e-mail sent to me by Roy Spencer, our friend at the University of Alabama Birmingham, the global climatologist, specialist. This is about alternative fuels, and it is from the EETimes.com. It's a high-tech bunch of people at their website. "An EE professor at Purdue University has found a way to produce hydrogen that replaces the need for gasoline by mixing water with beads of an aluminum-gallium alloy. The discovery could lead to engines that...

RUSH: We have on the phone, ladies and gentlemen, Brooke Pernice. Brooke Pernice is the daughter of my golf buddy and partner at the AT&T National Pro-Am every February out at Pebble Beach, Tom Pernice, Jr. They're from Murrieta, California. Brooke is home because she's had some surgery here and she's whiling away. She's being home-schooled, and a mandatory three hours of her home schooling is this program. How are you, Brooke?CALLER: I'm actually doing pretty well.RUSH: Tell everybody how old...

RUSH: Ron in Parkland, Florida, you're next on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Hello. It's a pleasure and an honor to speak with you. How are you doing, Rush?RUSH: Very well, sir. Thank you very much.CALLER: Thank God for you and Fox Network. Where would we go without you?RUSH: And if it weren't for me, there wouldn't be a Fox Network, so put me first, as you did. Yes. ( Just kidding.)CALLER: Oh, I do. I always do. Listen, call me crazy, but I'm thinking about an unintended, long-term, positive...

RUSH: Matt in Iowa, welcome to the EIB Network. It's great to have you with us.CALLER: Oh, Rush, you gotta say the city, now. Come on. Look at it.RUSH: Okoboji.CALLER: Hey, that was great.RUSH: I thought you were calling from Japan until I saw Iowa.CALLER: No, it's an Indian name. Mega dittos from the Iowa Great Lakes. Rush, I just want to -- first-time caller, been listening about 15 years or more.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: I feel like you're my brother. Just your parody, your sense of...

RUSH: Susan in Fort Smith, Arkansas, you're next on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Hi. I just wanted to call and tell you I called my senator like a good citizen does to tell how I felt about the immigration bill. The man who answered the phone argued with me. For 30 minutes he argued.RUSH: Well, that's okay. You don't expect them to bend over and grab the ankles just because a constituent calls, do you?CALLER: Yeah.RUSH: You do?CALLER: Yeah. Yeah. I'm a woman. I expect men to listen. Okay....

RUSH: Here's Brock in King of Prussia, Pennsylvania. Glad you waited. Welcome to the EIB Network, sir.CALLER: Thank you, professor. I'm a pupil since 1988. You know, Senator McCain was at a forum, kind of a town hall meeting, and he expressed the complete futility in arresting and deporting 12 million illegal aliens. In other words, by his logic, we should not even try to arrest and deport a few. So I would ask him to introduce some legislation to stop IRS audits. After all, we can't find all tax...

RUSH: Right as the last hour was ending, I see H.R. feverishly pacing in there on his cell phone, and I know what that means. When H.R. is taking a phone call during the show it means the media is on the warpath, and, lo and behold, guess what we just learned? The wizards at the Today Show plan, on Monday, to do a big expos on my parody tune "Barack, the 'Magic Negro.'" Now, this first aired on March 21st. This is May 18th. By the time they get around to doing their profile, it will be two months...

RUSH: Paul Wolfowitz, head honcho at the World Bank, was forced to resign because of a relationship he had with a feminist Arab Muslim. His "girlfriend." He's very conservative. Wolfowitz embarrassed these guys. You think that these kinds of, quote, unquote, "relationships" don't happen at the World Bank in other offices or at the United Nations? Let me tell you why Wolfowitz is being sent out of there. Wolfowitz is being sent out of there because A, he was a conservative, and he was put there by...

RUSH: Mike in Hillsborough, New Jersey, thanks for waiting. You're next on the EIB Network on Open Line Friday. Hi.CALLER: Mega dittos, Rush, you are great. I really appreciate what you're doing for this country.RUSH: Thank you very much.CALLER: And for my family. I'd like to suggest, you were talking earlier in your program that there's a mind-set, there's a mentality, primarily, we have to deal with the battle in our time. You mentioned two items: illegal immigration and the war on terrorism.RUSH:...

RUSH: John in Carlsbad, California, nice to have you, sir, on the EIB Network.CALLER: Good morning, Rush.RUSH: Hi.CALLER: Hi. I'm sitting here smoking my cigar looking at --RUSH: Don't tell me that. I'm sitting here in a city that doesn't permit it.CALLER: Oh, I'm sorry.RUSH: I can't have my one o'clock cigar here at the EIB building in midtown Manhattan.CALLER: Oh, that's too bad.RUSH: Well, it is but we all have to obey the rules of society.CALLER: So I have a prediction and a fact. I...

RUSH: I had a story in the past couple days that Mrs. Clinton on her website is asking visitors to her website to come up with her campaign song, and I don't have the story in front of me anymore. It's back in one of the stacks. I had the perfect song. I've got this little fear that if I give you the title of the song, it's going to backfire. I don't want to create sympathy voters for Mrs. Clinton. Well, I'll go ahead and tell you what it was, because I'm not going to do it. I was going to play...

RUSH: Illegal immigration. Lots to say about this today, but I don't want to go overboard on it. This thing is 700-plus pages. One of the things that I think is crucial here: this is not going to go to the Senate floor for debate, not going to be much of that, either, until Monday. So from now through the weekend, and all through the Sunday shows, we're going to be hearing about a piece of legislation that hardly anybody has ever seen, yet they're going to be talking about it as though they are...

Rush's Morning Update: CompromiseMay 21, 2007Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer It didn’t take long. The “compromise” immigration legislation worked out by the White House and a small group of Senators instantly attracted widespread opposition. Advocates for illegal immigrants protested the fines in the amnesty deal – and the new rules that would consider skills and education of new immigrants. Those trying...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"We're going to turn this immigration bill into the next Dubai Ports Deal, folks. Get ready to get mobilized here.""At risk is a distinct and unique American culture. Immigrants used to want to become Americans. They didn't want to become hyphenated-Americans. They didn't come hereto Balkanize it. They came to be assimilated into society. There's no discussion of that now.""Smooth Operator: that's me. Actually, this is Sade singing....