RUSH: On National Public Radio, Cokie Roberts is out there quoting Democrats on the immigration bill, Republicans on the immigration bill, and Rush Limbaugh on the immigration bill. On Saturday, Fox News Channel's Fox News Watch -- this is their media analyst show, the host Eric Burns, guest commentators Jane Hall of American University, Cal Thomas, and they're discussing the new immigration bill. The first voice you hear will be Jane Hall.HALL: Rush Limbaugh is already saying this is going to...

RUSH: Michelle Obama's sacrifice, a big, long piece at Salon.com. It's by Deborah Dickerson, who is in a feminist fury over Michelle Obama giving up her job at the hospital there in Chicago to go work for her husband's campaign, which she's going to be nothing more than a glorified hostess. Here's how the piece begins. You knew it had to happen."Damn it all, Michelle Obama has quit her $215,000 dream job and demoted herself to queen. Though the party line is that she's only "scaled back" to a...

RUSH: Let's move on to illegal immigration here and where we stand today. We know that we've had the McCain-Cornyn blowup. McCain, by the way, in that blowup typified precisely what I pointed out to you in a brilliant two-hour analysis last Friday. McCain wants to get this thing done. He wants to have no debate on it, because the extracurricular politics will stand in the way. This thing needs to be put together behind closed doors in a back room with Democrat activist groups having veto power....

RUSH: Have you seen the pictures on the Drudge page of Algore and his office and his little mansion there in Nashville? Folks, if you haven't seen this picture, you gotta go look at it. He's telling the rest of us how to live our lives; telling all the rest of us how we have to cut back on our carbon footprint; telling everybody what we've gotta do to eliminate all the pollution and so forth, while he's doing the exact opposite. He's shown there sitting at his desk. He's got three huge flat...

RUSH: One more thing here on illegal immigration. The New York Times has this today. "After aiding the bill on immigration, employers are now balking," big business is balking at this. By the way, the business community, some employers are the ones who helped shape this, folks. They love the cheap labor. That's the Republican side of this politically. Whether it makes sense to you or not, that's why many Republicans, some, have supported this. But some of these employers, some of these big...

RUSH: Michelle Obama's sacrifice, a big, long piece at Salon.com. It's by Deborah Dickerson, who is in a feminist fury over Michelle Obama giving up her job at the hospital there in Chicago to go work for her husband's campaign, which she's going to be nothing more than a glorified hostess. Here's how the piece begins. You knew it had to happen."Damn it all, Michelle Obama has quit her $215,000 dream job and demoted herself to queen. Though the party line is that she's only "scaled back" to a...

RUSH: A couple quick questions. Think about this, now, folks. Two rhetorical questions. Actually not rhetorical. I mean you could try to answer them seriously. I asked the staff here in a little test, and they actually started trying to answer these things seriously, which cracked me up, because the question needs no answer. The question is this: "Why is it okay for agriculture and other businesses to have cheap labor and even support illegal immigration to get it, when it's not okay for Wal-Mart...

RUSH: C. J. in Portland, Oregon, welcome to the EIB Network. Nice to have you with us.CALLER: Thank you, sir, thanks for taking the time, Mr. Limbaugh, and let me thank you for myself and my constituents on your dedication to us...RUSH: Thank you, sir. Thank you very much.CALLER: Saving America. And I'll make this quick, sir. I know you probably have a lot of things to say, but I just wanted to mention that awhile back I was working on a project down in Mexico City, and it was a pretty hectic...

RUSH: Here is Janet. Janet has been on the phone call for a while holding. I appreciate it. Northport, Florida and you're next. Welcome.CALLER: Yes, Rush. My worry continues to be those Arkansas grifters getting back in the White House. And I know you've said, when it comes to time to panic, you'll tell us. So I trust you on that. RUSH: It's time to panic. It's time. As we sit here today, there's an 80% that Hillary Clinton is the next president of the United States.CALLER: Well, if that's...

RUSH: On National Public Radio, Cokie Roberts is out there quoting Democrats on the immigration bill, Republicans on the immigration bill, and Rush Limbaugh on the immigration bill. On Saturday, Fox News Channel's Fox News Watch -- this is their media analyst show, the host Eric Burns, guest commentators Jane Hall of American University, Cal Thomas, and they're discussing the new immigration bill. The first voice you hear will be Jane Hall.HALL: Rush Limbaugh is already saying this is going to...

RUSH: Dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut. Trumpet fanfare. It's update time, and it's time for Algore. This is "Ball of Fire" sung by white impressionist Paul Shanklin. (Playing of Ball of Fire update theme.) Let' er rip out there. Algore. (Continued playing of song.) Revving up for us one more time. (Continued playing of song.) That's Algore, "Ball of Fire," as sung by white impressionist and satirist Paul Shanklin. Did you see the story out of Canada, this kid has finally gone public....

RUSH: One more thing here on illegal immigration. The New York Times has this today. "After aiding the bill on immigration, employers are now balking," big business is balking at this. By the way, the business community, some employers are the ones who helped shape this, folks. They love the cheap labor. That's the Republican side of this politically. Whether it makes sense to you or not, that's why many Republicans, some, have supported this. But some of these employers, some of these big...

RUSH: There's a column here. I don't know who this is, V. B. Price. This is in the Albuquerque Tribune. "Why is giving women equality such a threat to George Will and Rush Limbaugh?" Well, I'll tell you where he gets this in just a second as I read relevant excerpts from this piece. "If you said to someone like columnist George Will or radio personality Rush Limbaugh, "You must really hate women if you feel that negatively about feminism," they'd deny it to their dying breaths. But Will doesn't...

RUSH: Let's move on to illegal immigration here and where we stand today. We know that we've had the McCain-Cornyn blowup. McCain, by the way, in that blowup typified precisely what I pointed out to you in a brilliant two-hour analysis last Friday. McCain wants to get this thing done. He wants to have no debate on it, because the extracurricular politics will stand in the way. This thing needs to be put together behind closed doors in a back room with Democrat activist groups having veto power....

RUSH: Have you seen the pictures on the Drudge page of Algore and his office and his little mansion there in Nashville? Folks, if you haven't seen this picture, you gotta go look at it. He's telling the rest of us how to live our lives; telling all the rest of us how we have to cut back on our carbon footprint; telling everybody what we've gotta do to eliminate all the pollution and so forth, while he's doing the exact opposite. He's shown there sitting at his desk. He's got three huge flat...

RUSH: What are the two biggest movies out right now? Shrek 3 is big, and number two is Spider-Man 3, Spider-Man 3 was number one before Shrek 3 came along, and it just made me think, we don't do sequels on this program, we don't do three quells. When you get the news, it's the news. We don't do the same news over and over and over. Hollywood is losing it's creativity. Great to be back, folks, and great to be back with you. We are at the EIB Network, Rush Limbaugh firmly ensconced in the prestigious...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Have you ever noticed that there was no global warming crisis when Bill Clinton was president?""I remain a man you could totally trust with your wife, your daughter, and your pets overnightat a Motel 6 while you're away on a business. People ask, 'Why Motel 6?' Because I'm just assuming that's where most people who would ask me to stay with their wife would stay.""By the way, it warmed my heart to see Lindsey Graham get booed...

Story #1: Daily Drive-By Doom & Gloom Produces Gloomy People in Drive-By Doom & Gloom Poll RUSH: I talked about this last week; how prescient am I? This is what I mean when I say you are on the cutting edge of societal evolution. "Poll: American satisfaction at new low." It's an AP story: "It's gloomy out there. Men and women, whites and minorities..." Ha, ha! It's not "women and minorities," it's "whites and minorities"! Anyway, "Only 25 percent of those surveyed say things in the U.S. are going...