RUSH: Dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut. We have some global warming news, and here is white satirist Paul Shanklin as Algore. (Playing of Ball of Fire.) One more time there, Algore, let 'er rip. (Continued playing of song.) That's former vice president Algore portrayed vocally by white satirist Paul Shanklin. This is pretty big news here. The NASA administrator, Michael Griffin, I don't know if this guy is a dittohead or not, but if not, he could be. He appeared on National Republican...

RUSH: I came in today. I look at the weather forecast every day. I don't know why, because it hasn't rained here in months, and the last time it rained here of any significance, we got flooded in the parking lot. We couldn't get outta here 'til midnight that night. We had to walk down a flooded flight of stairs because still couldn't drive our cars down. Yeah, that is the last time it rained. Have you noticed? We have a big lake here in Florida called Okeechobee and of course everybody the Drive-Bys...

RUSH: All right, time to delve here into our illegal immigration stack, and as we always do, ladies and gentlemen, we stand for the Star Spanglish Banner prior to getting into the stack. (Playing of Jos, Can You See, The Star Spanglis Banner)RUSH: That is Jos y Los Ilegales and the Star-Spanglish Banner. All right, a couple of people I know, and I consider these guys friends, Jeb Bush and Ken Mehlman have a piece today in the Wall Street Journal, and what they do in this piece is blame Prop...

RUSH: Here's Jan in Evergreen, Colorado, great to have you with us on the EIB Network.CALLER: Hey, Rush, thanks. Greetings from Colorado, home state of Dan's Bake Sale.RUSH: That's right, never forget -- were you there?CALLER: No, I wasn't. I was in California, and I emigrated to Colorado in '94, so I missed it.RUSH: Why did you leave California?CALLER: Because of illegal immigration.RUSH: I knew that was going to be the answer. I absolutely knew it was. And have they followed you there?CALLER:...

RUSH: You think that this Hillary idea of restricting corporate pay and giving the public access to it and veto power, you think that's ever going to happen? Our old buddy Barney Frank in the House of Representatives is proposing the legislation that she's talking about in the House, to rein in CEO pay, and they've already done this, by the way. One of the first things that Clinton did in 1993 as part of his massive tax increase, was to limit the deduction that corporations could take on executive...

RUSH: The Breck Girl is back. Oh, by the way, there was a great story. You know this sunken treasure they found out there, this hedge fund that the Breck Girl joined to learn about poverty? (Laughing.) His booty is threatened. He's got a 10% take in the treasure. The treasure is about $500 million. He goes to this hedge fund to learn about poverty. The one thing he learned about poverty is, avoid it! So now Spain is suing the hedge fund over rights to the sunken treasure. Now, a lawsuit...

RUSH: Now, here's Major Garrett's sound bite. This is from yesterday afternoon, Special Report with Brit Hume, last night, six o'clock. Major Garrett reporting on immigration, President Bush versus Rush, which I don't think it was. I know a lot of people took it personally. I don't think the president had anybody personally in mind when he made his comments about conservatives not understanding what's going on here and being fed a bunch of emotion not based in facts. The fact of the matter...

RUSH: "U.S. military commanders are talking with Iraqi militants about cease-fires and other arrangements to try to stop the violence, the No. 2 American commander said Thursday. Lt. Gen. Raymond Odierno said he has authorized commanders to reach out to militants, tribes, religious leaders and others in the country that has been gripped by violence from a range of fronts including insurgents, sectarian rivals and common criminals. 'We are talking about cease-fires, and maybe signing some things...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Fairness, to Democrats, is misery spread equally." "Talking about collectivism and having the public have veto rights over CEO pay while Mrs. Clinton hitches rides on a corrupt business owner's jet while hoarding her own millions that she admits to having -- that isn't what made the country great.""Have you noticed the way Mrs. Clinton has been dressing lately? She's been wearing these Mao suits. She looks like Chairman Mao...

Story #1: Freed Whales: Ambassadors for the Ocean RUSH: The Los Angeles Times, "Once-wayward humpbacks appear to be home free." Now, we had this story yesterday, of course. The whales in the Sacramento Delta, the San Joaquin Delta gave the rescuers the slip! They got out of there under cover of darkness. Yesterday morning I'm sitting here doing show prep, and they have cameras trained out there by the Golden Gate Bridge, trying to find the whales. Nobody knows where they went, but they got out.The...