RUSH: Scott in Boston, you're next on the EIB Network, sir. Great to have you with us.CALLER: Hey, Rush, amnesty depression dittos from Boston here. So I'm hoping you can give me a pick-me-up. I'm really worried about this whole thing, and I'm wondering if you can tell me anything that makes me think I don't have to pack up my home and move because La Raza is going to move into it.RUSH: Pardon me, I just lit a cigar here, and I'm on the verge of hiccups. I'm trying to avoid the hiccups. Well,...

RUSH: I'm getting a lot of e-mails, "When are you going to talk about this Ann Coulter thing with Chris Matthews?" Yes, we've got audio sound bites about it. I just want to say one thing about this, well, maybe a couple things about this. If you don't know what happened which is not hard to understand because it was on Hardball and nobody watches that show in great numbers, we'll have some audio and we'll get to it at some point. I don't know when, Mike, so don't panic setting it up. It's not...

RUSH: Now, one of the nicest guys on television, I know this guy, I've met him, I have been interviewed by him, one of the nicest guys on NPR, and if memory serves me, one of the nicest columnists in the Washington Post, Juan Williams, talking about the amnesty bill, said, "It's just a nice thing to do." In five words he summed up the liberal argument for amnesty. "It's a nice thing to do." And it really is. Remember the story I told you about the major TV personality in this country getting...

RUSH: Jack in Palm Desert, California, I really appreciate your patience in holding on. Welcome to the program.CALLER: Well, thank you, Rush. I just had to call. You're so eloquent when you describe the dangers of liberalism. You've even been eloquent when you select the Trent Lotts who have betrayed the Republican Party. Even our president has turned his back from listening to the people who voted him in office. I just ask one question of you. We don't have a true conservative running for...

RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, just one more thing here on the monologue I did in the last half hour. I will tell you when all is lost, and all is not lost. I will tell you when it's time to panic. And panic is not what's called for here. Vigilance. Greetings and welcome back. Rush Limbaugh, the man running America. You know it, and I know it, at 800-282-2882 if you want to call, the e-mail address is Rush@eibnet.com. I just had a conversation with Mr. Snerdley back in his office. "Snerdley,...

RUSH: Scott in Boston, you're next on the EIB Network, sir. Great to have you with us.CALLER: Hey, Rush, amnesty depression dittos from Boston here. So I'm hoping you can give me a pick-me-up. I'm really worried about this whole thing, and I'm wondering if you can tell me anything that makes me think I don't have to pack up my home and move because La Raza is going to move into it.RUSH: Pardon me, I just lit a cigar here, and I'm on the verge of hiccups. I'm trying to avoid the hiccups. Well,...

RUSH: I'm getting a lot of e-mails, "When are you going to talk about this Ann Coulter thing with Chris Matthews?" Yes, we've got audio sound bites about it. I just want to say one thing about this, well, maybe a couple things about this. If you don't know what happened which is not hard to understand because it was on Hardball and nobody watches that show in great numbers, we'll have some audio and we'll get to it at some point. I don't know when, Mike, so don't panic setting it up. It's not...

RUSH: Now, one of the nicest guys on television, I know this guy, I've met him, I have been interviewed by him, one of the nicest guys on NPR, and if memory serves me, one of the nicest columnists in the Washington Post, Juan Williams, talking about the amnesty bill, said, "It's just a nice thing to do." In five words he summed up the liberal argument for amnesty. "It's a nice thing to do." And it really is. Remember the story I told you about the major TV personality in this country getting...

RUSH: I want to talk about this fire out at Lake Tahoe, because it's fascinating. There are two schools of thought on who's to blame. One school of thought is global warming. The other school of thought is environmentalists. Now, we can't have it both ways. I got this from my buddy Noel Sheppard at NewsBusters.com. "Depending on which newspaper you read Tuesday morning, the wildfires in the Lake Tahoe region of California and Nevada were either caused by global warming or environmentalists....

RUSH: There's a story now here from the Virginia Pilot newspaper. "For years, campaigns to stop child sexual crimes have focused on encouraging children to speak up about abuse. State health officials are trying a new tactic. The latest push, at least in Hampton Roads, is to educate adults on how to spot - and stop - sexual offenders. The 'Stop It Now' campaign - just launched locally - will urge people to call a help line if they see an adult whom they suspect of having a sexual relationship with...

RUSH: As you know, I am the man who runs the country, and I have to be dealt with, quote, unquote, Trent Lott. So each day I make pronouncements over what will happen in this country, because I am the man who runs the country. You know it, and I know it. So here are today's announcements. A-hem. Every senator who voted for this immigration hoax will have to have a town hall meeting with 100 noncitizens on the legal waiting list. The 100 will have total access to every one of these senators,...

RUSH: We've got John Kerry join this debate now over the Fairness Doctrine -- who served in Vietnam, by the way, John Kerry. Dick Durbin from Illinois has joined the Fairness Doctrine debate, urging that this be reinstituted and so forth. I keep getting e-mails from people, "I can't believe you're not worried about this." Folks, I don't worry about anything. I've gotten to the point where I don't worry about it. We'll deal with this like we have to deal with everything else that comes along...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Which will be the most air-headed interview tonight, Chris Matthews and John Edwards, or Larry King and Paris Hilton?""And here we are: three busy broadcast hours on the most listened to radio talk show in America -- a program that frightens and scares the American left to the pointthat they want to deny this program's constitutional access to the First Amendment.""These elitist snobs at Hardball set up this ambush, but Ann did...

Story #1: Florida Man with Headache Finds Bullet in Head RUSH: I have to tell you about this story because it happened here in Florida. "Man With Headache Finds Bullet in Head," is the headline. "A woman was arrested Tuesday after her husband woke up in the middle of the night with a terrible headache and later learned he had a bullet lodged in his head. St. Lucie County Sheriff's deputies initially thought Michael Eugene Moylan had been hit by a stray bullet, but later realized the couple's story...