RUSH: Story today, John Solomon, Washington Post. "Splitting Hairs, Edwards's Stylist Tells His Side of Story. For four decades, Joseph Torrenueva has cut the hair of Hollywood celebrities, from Marlon Brando to Bob Barker," did you see, by the way, speaking of Bob Barker, the Clintons were in some sort of Fourth of July parade yesterday or day before, they were out there in Iowa for four days, and apparently some old women that were just there, because it's something to do to get out of the house,...

RUSH: Curt in White Bear Lake, Minnesota. Welcome to the EIB.CALLER: Hi, Rush. It's quite an honor to talk to the great one, as a new time caller.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: My comment is on the H1B visas. I think that's kind of shot under the radar here and I think we kind of need to get the word out that this really is detrimental to our computer industry, not to mention or national security.RUSH: We have talked about this. We talked about this a lot during the immigration -- well, I...

RUSH: I think Mrs. Clinton is taking the memory pill. I think they've already given it to both Clintons, and they have forgotten that they were in the White House and they have forgotten the corruption that they sponsored and the perjury that Bill Clinton suborned. They have to have forgotten it in order to be saying the things that they are saying. For example, on June 28th, Democrat debate, Hillary Clinton said this. "Nonviolent offenders should not be serving hard time in our prisons. They...

RUSH: Mike in Chicago, you're next on the EIB Network. Hello sir.CALLER: Maha Rushie, it is an honor.RUSH: Thank you, sir, very much. I appreciate that.CALLER: Speaking of manure and Madonna, I wanted to refresh your memory. I don't know how many years ago it was, but the Dave Matthews Band's tour driver dumped their chemical toilet in the Chicago River and was caught doing it.RUSH: Oh, yeah, I remember that! They dumped -- on the tour bus, right?CALLER: Exactly right. I think it came...

RUSH: Story today, John Solomon, Washington Post. "Splitting Hairs, Edwards's Stylist Tells His Side of Story. For four decades, Joseph Torrenueva has cut the hair of Hollywood celebrities, from Marlon Brando to Bob Barker," did you see, by the way, speaking of Bob Barker, the Clintons were in some sort of Fourth of July parade yesterday or day before, they were out there in Iowa for four days, and apparently some old women that were just there, because it's something to do to get out of the house,...

RUSH: Randy in Riverside, California, welcome to the EIB Network.CALLER: Hey, Rush, conservative God-fearing dittos from California out here.RUSH: Thank you, sir, nice to have you with us.CALLER: Hey, I had an observation to make. It looks like you have finally cracked the nut with the liberals in your observation of their creating carbon in order to reduce carbon emissions.RUSH: Yeah, the guy said this with pride. The guy analyzing Live Earth said, "Well, they've got to make carbon in order...

RUSH: The last time that we heard about the Democrats and their message, we also heard about a guy they were relying on to help them come up with that message, his name was George Lakoff, rhymes with. USA Today has a story: "Democrats get advice on how to talk about issues." It just never ends, these recurring themes that the Drive-Bys continue to pummel us with. We never see stories about Republicans getting advice on how to talk about issues. All we get are stories of Republicans ought not...

RUSH: We were talking in the last hour about the Live Earth, and the paltry lineup that they have given it's the biggest issue facing our lives. You people gotta understand the context here of what I'm saying. This is the biggest issue, it's the most important thing facing our lives. Our lives at stake here, and where are the big names? Where are the Stones? Where's Streisand? Where his McCartney -- (interruption) well, Sheryl Crow. She'd probably be there. Sheryl Crow would probably be in...

Now, about this Live Earth stuff, I've got a couple stories, they're just hilarious, but the real question, look at the lineup. I don't see any big names. Now, it's Saturday, and NBC's got three hours of primetime telecasting of this thing to do Saturday night, and I don't know what they're going to do to fill it. It's a whole 18-hour extravaganza, and I think on Bravo, which they own, NBC Universal owns, they're going to do the whole thing. Their HD channel, Universal HD is going to have significant...

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You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Sheryl Crow is in charge of the portable lavatories at Live Earth. She's handing out one piece of toilet paper to every reveler.""I thought this was the most important issue of our lifetime -- global warming -- so where are the big names for this concert? Where is Bruce Springsteen? Where is Joan Baez, well known communist sympathizer? Where's Annie Lennox? I mean, Annie Lennox will sign up for anything!""There is this young rock...

Story #1: Warning: Memory Drug Could Cause You to Marry Spouse You Already DivorcedRUSH: On Tuesday on this program I discussed in some detail -- and I think I was a little too lofty about this, a little too serious -- the story about the memory drug. Apparently, they're working on this drug that can wipe out traumatic memories. I got very deep, I think, in discussing nd opposing it, but now I've thought of a more practical way to explain why this would not be a good thing, and it's very, very simple:...