RUSH: People ask me all the time, "Rush, what's the favorite part of your job?"I say, "Well, it's hard to say. I like it all. I love the prep. I love actually doing of the show, the execution and performance of the show." But the thing that I guess is the most fun is how I irritate these liberals and Democrats -- and Republicans, too, in certain circumstances. I can't describe the pleasure I get when I hear something like this, which was said by Robert Kennedy, Jr. at Giants Stadium during Live...

RUSH: John in Houston, you're next on the EIB Network, sir. Hello.CALLER: Hello, Rush.RUSH: Yes.CALLER: Mega dittos to you from Houston, Texas.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: Anyway, I just wanted to share with you about how Algore and his movie ruined what was going to be a great date. Algore ruined my date. I went out with this babe -- and she was a babe -- on the first date, and I have a rule, first date --RUSH: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I need to know when this happened.CALLER: When...

RUSH: Normally, ladies and gentlemen, the Drive-By Media doesn't really have to coordinate its message with their willing accomplices in the Drive-By Media. It just happens. But occasionally, occasionally there's a breakdown. It's rare. It doesn't happen much. Normally when a lib goes out and does something that's factually incorrect, a little bit off the beaten path, they either ignore it or try to circle the wagons, massage it, paper it over. This didn't happen yesterday. The Situation Room...

RUSH: Monroe, Ohio. This is Larry. You're next on the EIB Network, sir. Great to have you with us.CALLER: Thank you, sir, and good afternoon. I just have a quick question. Which is better for America, conservative talk radio -- i.e., you running America -- or gridlock like we had in the nineties when we had one Clinton in the White House with a Republican Congress?RUSH: You know, actually a lot got done in the nineties. After the budget battle of '95, a lot of things got done: a balanced...

RUSH: San Francisco Chronicle, Edward Epstein writing: "Senate Democrats, increasingly restive over the war in Iraq, plan to force a series of votes starting today aimed at either changing the course of President Bush's policy or embarrassing Republican members over their continued support for a war the public has soured on." They've done this over and over and over again, but, "This time, Reid said, things will be different. 'We want there to be change and it should not be a fig leaf,' he said."...

RUSH: Peter, Middleville, Michigan, you're next on the EIB Network. Hello, sir.CALLER: Mega Fuente dittos Rush from a long-time listener and multiple time caller.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: Since you're the man running the country, when are you going to declare that Congress needs to get their act together and tell the rest of the country you need to be calling our senators and congressmen to make this tax cut permanent?RUSH: Well, you're asking me as the man who runs the country, when we're going...

RUSH: Mike, Deerwood, Minnesota, welcome to the EIB Network, sir, hello.CALLER: Hello, Rush, thanks for having me on your show. It's great to talk to you.RUSH: Thank you, sir. Appreciate that.CALLER: Yeah, see, I have get-out-of-jury-duty story I'd like to share with you.RUSH: Can I take a guess as to what it might be?CALLER: Yeah, you can go ahead and try.RUSH: I think you probably just mentioned that you are a Rush Limbaugh listener and they excuse you.CALLER: No, I was a little more...

RUSH: Here's Neil in Overland Park, Kansas. You're next on the EIB Network. I appreciate your patience, too.CALLER: Well, Rush, it's great to talk to our leader. I saw your picture in Golf Digest, and I was wondering, do you use the interlocking grip, or do you prefer Vardon?RUSH: Do I prefer Vardon?CALLER: Yeah.RUSH: No.(laughs) The Vardon grip. (laughs) Overlapping.CALLER: Very good.RUSH: Now, wait a second, I didn't know the issue was out. Is this the one with me on the interview on...

RUSH: I wasn't going to talk about the McCain thing. Do you know why I wasn't going to talk about the McCain thing? (sigh) Well, I was going to talking about it. I wasn't going to lead off. I wasn't going to talking about it, because the McCain campaign is imploding, and you don't kick people when they're on the way to the mat. You just don't do that. But I gotta bring this up because the AP -- and I shoulda known this was going to happen -- is blaming the implosion of his campaign on his...

RUSH: Remember, ladies and gentlemen, all this talk some time ago about electronic medical records? We were told that if we could digitize everybody's health records, medical records, that it would speed health care; it would make it more efficient, and it would help promote the general health and welfare because doctors and nurses in various places have quick access to your records when you went to see them, meaning that they could quickly diagnose what was wrong with you now based on your history....

RUSH: People ask me all the time, "Rush, what's the favorite part of your job?"I say, "Well, it's hard to say. I like it all. I love the prep. I love actually doing of the show, the execution and performance of the show." But the thing that I guess is the most fun is how I irritate these liberals and Democrats -- and Republicans, too, in certain circumstances. I can't describe the pleasure I get when I hear something like this, which was said by Robert Kennedy, Jr. at Giants Stadium during Live...

RUSH: I have to tell you a little short story. A good friend of mine, one of my golf buddies, is the CEO of JoS. A. Bank. His name is Bob Wildrick. His office is right down the road from us here, and the other day Bob's secretary showed up at the front door and rang the buzzer, and she had a box from Bob. He has a new line of shorts that they're selling called the David Leadbetter, the golf instructing professional. They're David Leadbetter's brand of golf shorts. I said, "Oh, this is awfully...

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You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"You don't get away with calling America's Truth Detector a liar." "I have to tell you a little short story. A good friend of mine's secretary showed up at the front door. She had a box from my friend, and it had three pairs of David Ledbetter golf shorts in it.I said, 'Oh, this is awfully sweet.'""People ask me all the time, 'Rush, what's your favorite part of your job?' It's hard to say; I like it all. But the thing that'sthe...

Story #1: Sprint Cancels Annoying, Complaining CustomersRUSH: I'll tell you, folks. I love this story. I absolutely love this story: "Sprint Cuts 1,000+ Customers For Excessive Complaining -- Hundreds of cell phone customers are being given the boot, accused of being too high maintenance. Sprint-Nextel is disconnecting more than 1,000 subscribers on grounds the clients call customer service too often and make 'unreasonable requests.'" It's 1,200 that are being fired (laughing) 1,200 customers...