RUSH: I want to go back to offer some expert analysis and commentary. I want to go back to the parade of victims at the Democrat debate last night, because what I want you to think about as you listen to this is: this is what the Democrat Party has created. This is what the American liberals want the whole country to end up being like. They want people dependent. They want people in constant crisis. They want people in angst, anger, at Republicans. They want people to constantly be turning to...

RUSH: Dadelut! Dadelut! Dadelut! Dadelut! (Global Warming Update Theme Song: Algore singing "Ball of Fire")RUSH: This is Paul Shanklin as Algore, on the EIB Network. It is a Global Warming Update. Okay, folks. Unbelievable in the UK Guardian today: "The Earth Fights Back -- Never mind higher temperatures, climate change has a few nastier surprises in store. Bill McGuire..." I guess that's their stupid idiot reporter, "says we can also expect more earthquakes, volcanoes, landslides and tsunamis,"...

RUSH: Luke, in Fort Mill, South Carolina, nice to have you with us on the EIB Network. Hi.CALLER: Dittos, Rush. Yeah, I'm down here sweltering, 102 degrees. It must be that global warming. But the reason I called was to apologize to you.RUSH: No, no. That's called summertime, and you are in South Carolina.CALLER: That is right. (laughing) People up north don't understand that. They move down here and they complain.RUSH: By the way, are the paper mills going today? I imagine the smell is...

RUSH: Now to the bridge collapse. You are going to hear me read this, excerpts of it. You are going to be dumbstruck. Again, Ken Shepherd at Newsbusters.com where I found this: "Chicago Tribune's E.A. Torriero breathed new life into the Bush-caused-it meme in the I-35W bridge collapse story by adding a new twist. The bridge collapse, suggested Torriero, is insult added to injury for mostly Muslim Somali immigrants already angered by American foreign policy. ... portrayed the collapse as insult added...

RUSH: We noticed something. Chris Dodd in his admunition to Barack Obama over his unilateral invasion of "Pok-i-ston," said, "Words mean things. You've gotta be very careful." Words mean things. Yes, they do! That's a popularized phrase that has been etched in stone in the second of my 35 Undeniable Truths of Life. There is First 35 and then a second, and in the Second 35 Undeniable Truths of Life, number 34 is: "Words mean things." It's amazing how these people steal line my lines when it suits...

RUSH: Back to audio sound bites from the debate last night. Here is the question, "Senator Obama, if you were president of the U.S. today, would you honor Barry Bonds at the White House?"OBAMA: Barry Bonds has been a remarkable baseball player and I honor his achievement. But I hope that all of us are focused on making sure that sports is something that kids can look up to, not something that they start feeling cynical about. We've got enough cynicism in politics without having cynicism in our...

RUSH: Mark in Bethesda, Maryland, I appreciate your patience and welcome to the program, sir.CALLER: Rush, I am a loyal listener but I'm mad at you! You keep dissing and saying all these nasty things that a conservative can't own a Prius. [sic] I own a Prius. I'm a conservative. Not only am I a conservative, but I supported Ehrlich and Steele in the last election. I made sure my son registered as a Republican. I led a revolt at my gym to get Fox News on TV -- and I am still called seven-letter...

RUSH: I want to go back to offer some expert analysis and commentary. I want to go back to the parade of victims at the Democrat debate last night, because what I want you to think about as you listen to this is: this is what the Democrat Party has created. This is what the American liberals want the whole country to end up being like. They want people dependent. They want people in constant crisis. They want people in angst, anger, at Republicans. They want people to constantly be turning to...

RUSH: Yesterday, proof positive, if you ever had any doubts that the libs are totally nuts, Mia Farrow offered herself as a replacement hostage for some war torn leader in Darfur, which, you know, we have a great graphic display at RushLimbaugh.com on the Hostages for Peace program. You ought to look at it if you haven't. She was on CNN last night. The anchor, Zain Verjee, spoke to her about this, Mia Farrow. Here is how that went. FARROW: I would do this in a heart beat.VERJEE: Do you think...

Rush's Morning Update: Defense!August 9, 2007Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Environmentalist wackos are attacking one of their firmest – well, one of their allies: New York’s junior Senator, Mrs. Bill Clinton. The wackos are angry that no action has been taken on legislation that would save countless lives. Mrs. Clinton chairs the subcommittee on Superfund and Environmental Health – which is responsible for...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Conservatism is really the essence of compassion. It seeks the best for everybody; it has trust; it has confidence; it has faith in average people overcoming obstacles. Liberalism doesn't. It doesn't want people to learn how to do that.""People flee modern liberalism wherever it ends up becoming dominant.""Throughout my entire life it has never ever crossed my mind once that somebody I once worked for would continue to pay me...

Story #5: Man Fatally Struck by Driverless SUVRUSH: Lawrence, New York, this is not far from JFK: "A man was fatally struck by an SUV with no driver at the wheel. This happened on a sidewalk in Lawrence, Long Island yesterday. Nassau County cops said that the accident occurred at 2:46 in the afternoon. A woman had parked the SUV and had left the vehicle when it jumped the curb, struck a man walking on the sidewalk. The man was taken to St. John's Hospital where he died." This is a genuine shocker....

Story #1: Fat Breeding Boosts Worldwide ObesityRUSH: Every day, folks, it just gets weirder and weirder out there. Now, all of a sudden, scientists at the Rowett Research Institute at Aberdeen over in the UK have discovered that mating among overweight people is boosting obesity in the world. Scientists say that people select partners of a similar size to them. Not on purpose, folks. Nobody does that on purpose! It just doesn't happen. They end up that way after they meet, maybe, but they...