RUSH: I would like to introduce you all to Karl Rove. Karl, welcome to the EIB Network. I cannot tell you how great it is finally to have you here with us.KARL ROVE: Well, thanks, Rush. I'm honored you'd ask me and delighted to be with you.RUSH: You haven't probably heard about this, although it won't surprise you, but I've gotta tell you something. It's a hilarious story. The editor of the Seattle Times was conducting a staff meeting when they learned of your resignation announcement, and...

RUSH: I would like to introduce you all to Karl Rove. Karl, welcome to the EIB Network. I cannot tell you how great it is finally to have you here with us.KARL ROVE: Well, thanks, Rush. I'm honored you'd ask me and delighted to be with you.RUSH: You haven't probably heard about this, although it won't surprise you, but I've gotta tell you something. It's a hilarious story. The editor of the Seattle Times was conducting a staff meeting when they learned of your resignation announcement, and...

RUSH: I would like to introduce you all to Karl Rove. Karl, welcome to the EIB Network. I cannot tell you how great it is finally to have you here with us.KARL ROVE: Well, thanks, Rush. I'm honored you'd ask me and delighted to be with you.RUSH: You haven't probably heard about this, although it won't surprise you, but I've gotta tell you something. It's a hilarious story. The editor of the Seattle Times was conducting a staff meeting when they learned of your resignation announcement, and...

RUSH: I would like to introduce you all to Karl Rove. Karl, welcome to the EIB Network. I cannot tell you how great it is finally to have you here with us.KARL ROVE: Well, thanks, Rush. I'm honored you'd ask me and delighted to be with you.RUSH: You haven't probably heard about this, although it won't surprise you, but I've gotta tell you something. It's a hilarious story. The editor of the Seattle Times was conducting a staff meeting when they learned of your resignation announcement, and...

RUSH: I would like to introduce you all to Karl Rove. Karl, welcome to the EIB Network. I cannot tell you how great it is finally to have you here with us.KARL ROVE: Well, thanks, Rush. I'm honored you'd ask me and delighted to be with you.RUSH: You haven't probably heard about this, although it won't surprise you, but I've gotta tell you something. It's a hilarious story. The editor of the Seattle Times was conducting a staff meeting when they learned of your resignation announcement, and...

RUSH: Dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut. Paul Shanklin is Algore, Ball of Fire, time for a global warming update. (Playing of Ball of Fire.) RUSH: From yesterday's Global Warming Stack, from the Washington Times, John McCaslin, Inside the Beltway, reports that a "D.C. resident John Lockwood was conducting research at the Library of Congress and came across an intriguing Page 2 headline in the Nov. 2, 1922 edition of The Washington Post: 'Arctic Ocean Getting Warm;...

RUSH: We had this picture the other day with this story that Mrs. Clinton spent a whole day with a nurse. She spent a whole day out there with a nurse. We talked about it yesterday, but I didn't make an observation because it didn't occur to me until afterwards. We were supposed to watch this with a straight face. What was her purpose? She was going out there to see what nurses do, right? She was trying to show solidarity with the nurses. But the public pronouncements from herself and her...

RUSH: The New York City council is preparing a new ban on smoking by parents in cars. "A City Council member of Queens and chairman of the council's environmental protection committee, James Gennaro, said he is planning to introduce a bill later this month that would ban smoking from cars carrying minors. 'I am just seeking every opportunity I can to denormalize smoking and to try to put it out of the reach of kids,' Mr. Gennaro said. 'I've lost family members to lung cancer and I've seen what...

RUSH: The Breck Girl, ladies and gentlemen, "has announced he's pulling his staff out of Nevada," and he's going to relocate some of his staff to primary states with earlier voting going on out there. The truth of the matter is, he's given up Nevada. The truth of the matter is it ain't working. (Playing of More of a Woman Than You.) RUSH: That's Paul Shanklin as the Breck Girl, as the Breck Girl decamps Nevada and heads to other states, conceding the state, giving up. It's just the first of...

RUSH: Now, a week or two ago, one of the things that I shared with you was the problem in Russia. The average age in Russia, the average male life expectancy, 57 years. Their big problems are alcoholism, because what else you going to do there in the wintertime? Drink vodka. They drink it at work, plus AIDS via needles. Putin is worried about this. They're all worried about this. In fact, their population in Russia right now is 141 million. In 20 or 30, maybe it's 40 years, it's going to be...

RUSH: Another huge See, I Told You So. We had a discussion yesterday, somebody called and I forget what the question was, but we entered into a discussion on Iraq and the Democrats, and why it is that all of a sudden the Democrats are trying to change their tune. All these Drive-By Media outlets now suggest, "Oh, we can't get out of Iraq, oh, of course not, why, we can't pull out of there real fast." New York Times offering cover to the Democrats, not just the presidential candidates, but also...

RUSH: "Minorities Worry More About the Housing Slump." Really? Can we count on the Drive-By Media to constantly tell us on any economic story where the news is bad, that women and minorities are hardest hit? As usual, "African-Americans and Hispanics are far more worried than whites about declining U.S. house prices, and are three times more likely to say it is getting tougher to obtain a home loan, a Reuters/Zogby poll released on Wednesday shows... The nationwide telephone survey of 1,020 likely...

RUSH: I would like to introduce you all to Karl Rove. Karl, welcome to the EIB Network. I cannot tell you how great it is finally to have you here with us.KARL ROVE: Well, thanks, Rush. I'm honored you'd ask me and delighted to be with you.RUSH: You haven't probably heard about this, although it won't surprise you, but I've gotta tell you something. It's a hilarious story. The editor of the Seattle Times was conducting a staff meeting when they learned of your resignation announcement, and...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"As a personal aside, I would prefer to be invisible to the government, quite frankly. I would love to be invisible from people like you, Mrs. Clinton." "The great thing about the United States is that we don't have to have a 'procreation day'.Everybody's getting it on during the lunch hour anyway.""Liberals are trying to change everything about the way people live. It's been going on a long time, but it would have advanced a...

Story #1: Rush Was Right! Men Happiest after 65RUSH: You all remember, over the course of the many years of service to the nation that I have conducted here behind the Golden EIB Microphone, I've shared with you several intimate and personal details of my life, and one of those is that I always wanted to be older. From the time I started work when I was 16, I wanted to be older. My family, I happened to hang around with a lot of adults, and the adults always seemed to be happier and more secure...