RUSH: Here's Mrs. Clinton. We want to go back to August 4th of 2007 at the YearlyKos convention.HILLARY: We are certainly better prepared and more focused on, you know, taking our arguments and making them effective and disseminating them widely and really putting together a network in the blogosphere, in a lot of the new progressive infrastructure, institutions that I helped to start and support, like Media Matters and Center for American Progress.RUSH: "Institutions that I helped to start...like...

RUSH: We got we go to Stillwater, Oklahoma, this is Thomas. I'm glad you called, sir. Nice to have you on the program.CALLER: Hey, dittos, Rush.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: Hey, I just wanted to say, the whole issue with the senators and the congressmen going to the floor, to kind of continue on your point from the man earlier that was talking about the public ignorance, it worries me a great deal when our, quote, unquote, elected leaders don't have the ability to even find the truth in a story...

RUSH: We have Joe Scarborough of MSNBC, John Roberts of CNN, Willie Geist of MSNBC, somebody else on MSNBC, and Norah O'Donnell all talking -- you know, this poor guy, Brian McGough of VoteVets.org, he's running around saying that I called him a suicide bomber yesterday on this program. And, of course, he says it, there's no questioning it, and here's the montage of the Drive-Bys reacting to it. Sit tight, Dawn. Dawn's about to explode in there. She came in today, "I am never going to watch...

RUSH: I gotta tell you this. This is actually funny, too. There's a letter that the Democrats are sending out from the Democrat Senatorial Campaign Committee to fund-raise off of my name and this phony soldiers flap that they have started and are lying about. "Dear friend: Demand that Rush Limbaugh apologize. That's the latest salvo from Democrats who want Americans to believe that the influential talk show host has insulted US --" It is so absurd! But get this: "Writing on behalf of the Senate...

RUSH: I kind of glossed over this, but the phony soldier being discussed on this program since last Wednesday, Jesse MacBeth, was born as Jesse Al-Zaid in 1984. Now, he did something interesting in January of 2006. After he told all of these lies, after he lied about his Purple Heart -- the guy never got out of boot camp. He washed out after 44 days. He was never a Green Beret, Special Ops, never anything, never went to Iraq. The whole thing was manufactured. Obviously, he had to do this on...

RUSH: As you know, Wesley Clark yesterday all over television lying through his teeth about me. He was claiming that I have a long history of disrespecting and criticizing uniformed military personnel. So I decided to hit back, call him on the lies, and then ask him again, "How are you sleeping at night, General, knowing you could have done something about the genocide of 800,000 Rwandans?" I'm sleeping very well at night these days, thank you, how are you sleeping? So last night on MSNBC, Tucker...

RUSH: I was wondering this morning when I got here to the EIB broadcast complex, I was wondering if the Democrats might be feeling as though they had opened up a Pandora's Box. Did you hear about Ken Salazar? Ken Salazar, a senator from Colorado, wants to censure me? This guy, he might be smarter than we think. Now, I don't know if he knows the Constitution. When is the last time, Senator Salazar, that you read the Constitution? You have no power to censure me or any other private citizen....

RUSH: Here's Vincent in Potomac, Maryland. Hey, Vincent, thank you for the call.CALLER: Rush, after listening to your interview of Justice Thomas and being in utter awe of his character and feeling so proud to have him on my Supreme Court, you ended that interview, Rush, with a half hour left to go on your show. You came back from that interview and you played the sound bites of low-voiced, monotone-voiced, heathen Reid, and I went from feeling so proud of my country, Rush, to feeling so depressed...

RUSH: We got we go to Stillwater, Oklahoma, this is Thomas. I'm glad you called, sir. Nice to have you on the program.CALLER: Hey, dittos, Rush.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: Hey, I just wanted to say, the whole issue with the senators and the congressmen going to the floor, to kind of continue on your point from the man earlier that was talking about the public ignorance, it worries me a great deal when our, quote, unquote, elected leaders don't have the ability to even find the truth in a story...

RUSH: Jack in McAllen, Texas, I'm glad you waited, sir. You're next on the EIB Network.CALLER: Rush.RUSH: Yes, sir.CALLER: All knowing, all seeing, all caring.RUSH: All everything, sir. All everything. Yes, all everything.CALLER: I'm a Vietnam veteran. My son is an Afghanistan veteran. And keep kicking their butts.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: And don't let this issue die. Keep jamming it down their throats. In south Texas we got a saying: "Don't piss on my boots and try to tell me it's raining."RUSH:...

RUSH: Let me get to the audio sound bites because I need to thank some people, ladies and gentlemen. There are other items in the news, some stuff I've held over from yesterday that are not related to this -- to this -- oh! Sullivan Group, opinion audit. That's what it was. In the last week alone, my opinion auditing firm has shown that I'm up a tenth of a point again, documented to be almost always right 98.8% of the time, in the midst of dealing with this smear. It's amazing, I knew this...

RUSH: I gotta tell you this. This is actually funny, too. There's a letter that the Democrats are sending out from the Democrat Senatorial Campaign Committee to fund-raise off of my name and this phony soldiers flap that they have started and are lying about. "Dear friend: Demand that Rush Limbaugh apologize. That's the latest salvo from Democrats who want Americans to believe that the influential talk show host has insulted US --" It is so absurd! But get this: "Writing on behalf of the Senate...

RUSH: As you know, Wesley Clark yesterday all over television lying through his teeth about me. He was claiming that I have a long history of disrespecting and criticizing uniformed military personnel. So I decided to hit back, call him on the lies, and then ask him again, "How are you sleeping at night, General, knowing you could have done something about the genocide of 800,000 Rwandans?" I'm sleeping very well at night these days, thank you, how are you sleeping? So last night on MSNBC, Tucker...

RUSH: I kind of glossed over this, but the phony soldier being discussed on this program since last Wednesday, Jesse MacBeth, was born as Jesse Al-Zaid in 1984. Now, he did something interesting in January of 2006. After he told all of these lies, after he lied about his Purple Heart -- the guy never got out of boot camp. He washed out after 44 days. He was never a Green Beret, Special Ops, never anything, never went to Iraq. The whole thing was manufactured. Obviously, he had to do this on...

RUSH: Here's Mrs. Clinton. We want to go back to August 4th of 2007 at the YearlyKos convention.HILLARY: We are certainly better prepared and more focused on, you know, taking our arguments and making them effective and disseminating them widely and really putting together a network in the blogosphere, in a lot of the new progressive infrastructure, institutions that I helped to start and support, like Media Matters and Center for American Progress.RUSH: "Institutions that I helped to start...like...

RUSH: We have Joe Scarborough of MSNBC, John Roberts of CNN, Willie Geist of MSNBC, somebody else on MSNBC, and Norah O'Donnell all talking -- you know, this poor guy, Brian McGough of VoteVets.org, he's running around saying that I called him a suicide bomber yesterday on this program. And, of course, he says it, there's no questioning it, and here's the montage of the Drive-Bys reacting to it. Sit tight, Dawn. Dawn's about to explode in there. She came in today, "I am never going to watch...

RUSH: I was wondering this morning when I got here to the EIB broadcast complex, I was wondering if the Democrats might be feeling as though they had opened up a Pandora's Box. Did you hear about Ken Salazar? Ken Salazar, a senator from Colorado, wants to censure me? This guy, he might be smarter than we think. Now, I don't know if he knows the Constitution. When is the last time, Senator Salazar, that you read the Constitution? You have no power to censure me or any other private citizen....

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Mrs. Clinton's laugh is a signal to the guy asking her the question: 'Do you like your testicles attached, or do you want them in my lockbox?'""People are dying out there because of enemas. That may sound odd to you, but I want to fill you in because we're dying of everything and now enemas have been added to the list, and you need to know about this.""Sit tight, Dawn! Dawn's about to explode in there! She came in today and said,...

Story #1: Choppadicoffamy or Addadictomy?RUSH: For those of you who are new to this program, we often keep track of sex-change operations on the medical front out there because federal funds and city funds are used in health care plans -- say, in places like San Francisco -- to pay for these operations. We affectionately named a female-to-male sex-change operation the "addadictomy", and we have news about addadictomies today.And realize that many of you are just hanging out there (well, that's a...