RUSH: All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a Mrs. Clinton update. We got a new little ditty here honoring the memory of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young and their tune Marrakesh Express, and Hillary's bus tour, you know, the Middle Class Express? (Playing of Mrs. Clinton update.) Paul Shanklin as Crosby, Stills, Nash & Flash and the Middle Class Express. Mrs. Clinton ripping off John McCain's Straight Talk Express. Clinton's pollster is a guy named Mark Penn. He's also the senior strategerist...

RUSH: Dadelut dadelut dadelut -- it's the trumpet fanfare, folks, and it means it's time for a feminist update. We go back to our Grooveyard of Forgotten Favorite archives for the theme. The actual audio is real here. (Playing of feminist update theme song.) It's actual audio from a pro-choice rally amongst the NAGs and the feminazis back in the early nineties mixed with the Forrester Sisters and Men; it's our official feminist update theme song. All right, here is the feminist update. It...

RUSH: We are now into the last day, the auction ends in 23 hours, a little less than that actually, at 1 p.m. Eastern time on Friday, which, for those of you in Rio Linda, is tomorrow. For those of you illegal immigrants, it's maana. We're at $131,325 on the auction. It's doubled in less than 24 hours. When I left yesterday it was $65,100. By 4:30, it was $100,000 even, and now it's at $131,325. A couple of things. You know that the proceeds here go to the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation,...

RUSH: So yesterday when I left the EIB Building in Midtown Manhattan, the eBay auction, the high bid was $65,100 for the Harry Reid Smear Letter, signed by Senator Reid and 40 other co-conspirators -- Senators. I got home at 4:30 in the afternoon. I had to pack and get ready for dinner last night. I fired up the computer, and it was at a hundred thousand. I said, "Whoa!" I knew the action would pick up as we got closer to the deadline, which is 25 hours from now, one o'clock tomorrow is when...

RUSH: Peggy, out on Long Island, hi, welcome to the program.CALLER: Hi. Hi, honey. Listen, I would follow you to the end of the world, and over the cliff, I'd do anything, but please, please do something for me. Stop doing Hillary sound bites.RUSH: Why?CALLER: Why give your splendid audience to her, please, there's no point to it, it's so aggravating. She doesn't have an audience like that, and you're presenting it to her by playing her sound bites, and Pelosi as well. I'm not alone. I mean,...

RUSH: All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a Mrs. Clinton update. We got a new little ditty here honoring the memory of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young and their tune Marrakesh Express, and Hillary's bus tour, you know, the Middle Class Express? (Playing of Mrs. Clinton update.) Paul Shanklin as Crosby, Stills, Nash & Flash and the Middle Class Express. Mrs. Clinton ripping off John McCain's Straight Talk Express. Clinton's pollster is a guy named Mark Penn. He's also the senior strategerist...

RUSH: We are now into the last day, the auction ends in 23 hours, a little less than that actually, at 1 p.m. Eastern time on Friday, which, for those of you in Rio Linda, is tomorrow. For those of you illegal immigrants, it's maana. We're at $131,325 on the auction. It's doubled in less than 24 hours. When I left yesterday it was $65,100. By 4:30, it was $100,000 even, and now it's at $131,325. A couple of things. You know that the proceeds here go to the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation,...

RUSH: David in Raleigh, North Carolina. I'm glad you waited, sir. You've been on hold here for quite awhile. I appreciate it.CALLER: Yes, sir. How are you, Rush? RUSH: Never better. Thank you.CALLER: All right. Rush, been listening to you since the '02 election, and, if we didn't have you around, it would be tough to navigate through all this stuff, but thank you for what you do.RUSH: I appreciate that. Thank you.CALLER: Yes, sir. I was on the couch yesterday evening finishing up my...

RUSH: You gotta hear this, folks. Fortney "Pete" Stark, member of Congress, California, on the floor of the House today, lost it in comments he made on the war. Republicans stood up and tried to have his remarks taken down. That's a formal procedure to punish a member of Congress for breaching the House's standards of decorum. Fortney "Pete" Stark.STARK: They sure don't care about finding $200 billion to fight the illegal war in Iraq. Where you gonna get that money? You gonna tell us lies...

RUSH: All right, the House has, as expected, failed to override the president's veto of the S-CHIP bill, the State Children's Health Insurance Program. You gotta listen to her. Here's Nancy Pelosi. You gotta listen to her two sound bites, an impassioned speech, and imploring the members to do this "for the children"! PELOSI: We had a decision today to override the president's veto, which would be, in my view, the right thing to do for our children and for our country. It's not about compassion....

RUSH: Here's Penny in San Diego. Hi, Penny, nice to have you with us.CALLER: I gotta tell you, I am here to say that you are not an ordinary man. I heard that gal hitting on you last week, and it was sizzling radio.RUSH: (laughter) I'll tell you, the reactions to that that I got ran the gamut, Penny.CALLER: It was incredible. (laughing)RUSH: I had people saying, "Gosh, get a room! Go take a shower! Don't do this in public." I was minding my own business, here.CALLER: Well, I am not a feminist,...

RUSH: Dadelut dadelut dadelut -- it's the trumpet fanfare, folks, and it means it's time for a feminist update. We go back to our Grooveyard of Forgotten Favorite archives for the theme. The actual audio is real here. (Playing of feminist update theme song.) It's actual audio from a pro-choice rally amongst the NAGs and the feminazis back in the early nineties mixed with the Forrester Sisters and Men; it's our official feminist update theme song. All right, here is the feminist update. It...

RUSH: So yesterday, ladies and gentlemen, I made the point here that in a manner of speaking, we're winning. We are stopping the Democrats from accomplishing anything. Now, that's winning. We're not advancing much, because we're not in the majority, but we're stopping 'em. We're stopping them on everything. A lot of people on our side still have this tendency to look at things from the pessimistic side, the doom-and-gloom side, and from a position of being on defense, and it's time to -- without...

RUSH: So yesterday when I left the EIB Building in Midtown Manhattan, the eBay auction, the high bid was $65,100 for the Harry Reid Smear Letter, signed by Senator Reid and 40 other co-conspirators -- Senators. I got home at 4:30 in the afternoon. I had to pack and get ready for dinner last night. I fired up the computer, and it was at a hundred thousand. I said, "Whoa!" I knew the action would pick up as we got closer to the deadline, which is 25 hours from now, one o'clock tomorrow is when...

Rush's Morning Update: ReassuranceOctober 19, 2007Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Well, we've got some new research here, folks,about parentingconducted by a University of Illinois professorette --Dr. Nancy McElwain -- and her colleagues. Now, the long and short of the study is thatmoms and dads who offerlots of support and reassurance whenever their young crumb crunchers express negative emotionsmay actually be stunting...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Fortney 'Pete' Stark needs to get a liberal talk show, because he is insane." "When a kid from Cape Girardeau, Missouri can withstand a smear by 41 United States senators without the help of the Drive-By Media, expose the smear, and counter it and come out on top... This, my friends, is a great country.""I didn't get home 'til four o'clock this morning. I had a late dinner in New York. I went out with Ann Coulter and Jimmie J....

Story #1: McCain for Senate Apology on Slavery, SegregationRUSH: Listen to this. This is from Bill Sammon today in the Examiner. It's a story out of Columbia, South Carolina. "Republican presidential candidate John McCain said [yesterday] the Senate should apologize for slavery and segregation, calling them 'dark chapters in our history.' McCain said he would support a planned resolution by fellow Republican Sen. Sam Brownback, who is also seeking the presidency" -- he's dropped out, I've heard...