RUSH: And I'm going to tell you exactly why you feel that way, because I bet you a lot of people are just fit to be tied. Snerdley just said to me, I saw him staring intently right into my eyes, I wasn't saying anything. I said, "What are you staring at?" He said, "It feels like one of these days everything is spinning out of control, like nothing's going right." Well, for me that started last night. I blew my top so many times last night and I was ready to blow my top this morning. I had...

RUSH: The DREAM Act in the first hour of the program. The DREAM Act is a stealth maneuver. Before I describe to you the end result of the vote today, let me describe for you what the DREAM Act is. It is a sleeper piece of legislation. The DREAM Act is in the Senate. It's a Dick Durbin special with Dingy Harry flying shotgun here. It would grant amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants. The Democrats need those people as voters. Now, Dingy Harry has crafted it in a way that has gained not...

RUSH: We'll go to Randall in Silver Spring, Maryland. Randall, thanks for the call. It's nice to have you with us.CALLER: Mr. Limbaugh, what an absolute honor to get the chance to speak with you, sir.CALLER: Thank you very much. I appreciate that.RUSH: As to your first two hours today, I'd rather be in the nosebleed section at Qualcomm Stadium wondering whether my house was burning down than to be in my mansion in any other country on the face of this earth.RUSH: Wow. Thank you, sir. You...

RUSH: Waylan in St. Louis. Hi, Waylan, nice to have you on the EIB Network.CALLER: Rush, thank you. It's an honor to talk to you. I'll make my point brief.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: I have been a Missouri National Guardsman since 2001, and what I've seen post-Hurricane Katrina is the politicians will call the National Guard out, out of sometimes just a knee-jerk reaction, because here in Missouri, our governor, Matt Blunt, has been absolutely massacred by the press, and he doesn't want the...

RUSH: Dan in Jacksonville, Arkansas, nice to have you on the program.CALLER: Mega dittos from the great state of Arkansas and Jacksonville, home of the Little Rock Air Force Base.RUSH: Great to have you on the program.CALLER: I just wanted to bring up something. I'm a truck driver, so forgive the background noise here. I was in Jackson, Tennessee, a while ago and The View came on the TV while I was at lunch, and Whoopi Goldberg -- RUSH: Wait just a second.CALLER: -- was on there.RUSH: Wait...

RUSH: Jimmy in Lafayette, Louisiana, you're next on the Rush Limbaugh Show. Hello.CALLER: Good afternoon, Mr. Limbaugh.RUSH: Hi.CALLER: I just wanted to make a comment. I think to compare the situation in Qualcomm Stadium to what happened at the Superdome, I think those two are not comparable. I think if you go to Qualcomm Stadium and you cut off the electricity, cut off the phone service -- including cell phone service -- cut off the plumbing, and put about 12 feet of water in about a two-mile...

RUSH: We'll go to Randall in Silver Spring, Maryland. Randall, thanks for the call. It's nice to have you with us.CALLER: Mr. Limbaugh, what an absolute honor to get the chance to speak with you, sir.CALLER: Thank you very much. I appreciate that.RUSH: As to your first two hours today, I'd rather be in the nosebleed section at Qualcomm Stadium wondering whether my house was burning down than to be in my mansion in any other country on the face of this earth.RUSH: Wow. Thank you, sir. You...

RUSH: Let's go Pittsburgh. This is Steve. I'm glad you called, sir. Great to have you with us.CALLER: Rush, you say profound things even when you think you're just flying off the handle or venting, and I wanted to thank you for being such a great teacher. When your blood pressure was rising there in that first hour and you were describing your reaction to the fires, you talked about the emotional response, the compassion you had for the homeowners and the victims. And it's easy to compare...

RUSH: This is Tony in San Diego. Tony, thanks for the phone call. He's calling from Qualcomm Stadium. Nice to have you, sir. Welcome.CALLER: Hey, Rush, nice to hear you. I'm so mad right now I don't know where to start. Everybody down there is taking care of each other. All this stuff about bringing National Guard in and everything, they took 800 Guardsmen off of the border where they should have stayed to come down here to Qualcomm and all it is is a big tailgate party. Everyone's helping...

RUSH: The DREAM Act in the first hour of the program. The DREAM Act is a stealth maneuver. Before I describe to you the end result of the vote today, let me describe for you what the DREAM Act is. It is a sleeper piece of legislation. The DREAM Act is in the Senate. It's a Dick Durbin special with Dingy Harry flying shotgun here. It would grant amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants. The Democrats need those people as voters. Now, Dingy Harry has crafted it in a way that has gained not...

RUSH: I just got -- actually, it was sent to me yesterday after the program, might have been last night -- the most amazing satellite picture. Roy Spencer, the official climatologist of the EIB Network, sent me an image from the NASA satellite Aqua. The resolution is so great, the picture is so big, I have a 30-inch monitor here, and the picture is too big for that. So you have to scroll to see it. It's a picture taken right over California and the Baja peninsula, and it shows the effect of...

RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, let me begin here with an apology to you. There were a couple of occasions -- and maybe more than that -- in the previous hour, where I lost my famous composure. I got a little angry. This is something I try to avoid, because on so much of talk radio, so many people do it. They just get on the air and start shouting and raving and ranting and sound like lunatics. I have studiously attempted to avoid that, but there were a couple of instances in the previous hour....

RUSH: What is this class? You gotta be kidding me! You won't believe this. Well, you will believe it, but it fits the theme of the day. Dawn has a daughter, a junior in high school, and she just got a text message from her daughter from the classroom. In an American history classroom, the teacher just finished ragging on me about the SCHIP program following the script from Media Matters for America that I beat up a kid. In an American history class, I'm being trashed in my own county in a...

RUSH: And I'm going to tell you exactly why you feel that way, because I bet you a lot of people are just fit to be tied. Snerdley just said to me, I saw him staring intently right into my eyes, I wasn't saying anything. I said, "What are you staring at?" He said, "It feels like one of these days everything is spinning out of control, like nothing's going right." Well, for me that started last night. I blew my top so many times last night and I was ready to blow my top this morning. I had...

Rush's Morning Update: PowerOctober 25, 2007Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Get this. A certain woman used power never granted to her by the Constitution in a failed attempt to take over the health care industry, among other things. This woman now says that, if elected president, she will give up some legitimate constitutional powers that Vice President Cheney and President Bushhave exercised.Mrs. Bill Clinton accuses the Bush...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"You know, your butt has been kicked so often, Senator Reid, it's amazing that you have the ability to sit down pain-free.""I have to laugh, folks, at this Associated Press story: 'Clintons says she'll give up some powers if elected president in 2008.' What kind of idiots do you people at the AP think we are?""Any governor or mayor or councilman with any degree of competence knows that states and localities are best at dealing...

Story #1: CNN Predicts "Century of Fires" RUSH: I have a little story here about CNN, Anderson Cooper, Tom Foreman, and their show last night. The headline of the story says it all (Business & Media Institute is the website for the story): "CNN Predicts Possible 'Century of Fires' Due to Global Warming." Now, where did we last hear this theme? We last heard this theme after Hurricane Katrina. Remember? "Oh, my gosh! Global warming! We're going to have hurricanes that are going to wipe us out! We're...