RUSH: Dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut! That's the trumpet fanfare, folks! It means that we got an update coming up. Dadelut dadelut dadelut! We're going to go back to the archives for the update. It's a Barney Frank update. (Playing of My Boy Lollipop) RUSH: That's our Barney Frank update theme because Barney Frank has endorsed Hillary Clinton. The headline says it all. "'Barney Frank: Clinton 'Best Equipped' to Advance Gay Rights -- Both openly gay members of Congress have now endorsed...

RUSH: Mary in Wichita, welcome to the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Hi.RUSH: Hi.CALLER: I was waiting awhile, and I can't believe how many topics you discuss in an hour and a half. It's amazing.RUSH: Thank you very much. You've been on hold that long?CALLER: Yes. Get after Snerdley. (laughing)RUSH: I'm going to say something to him. That's outrageous.CALLER: Well, it is, because I think I have a good story for you, and it was all your fault that it happened to me. I was driving, doing...

RUSH: I got a fax from Duncan Hunter here, Republican presidential candidate and ranking Republican on the Armed Services Committee in the US House. "Dear Rush: The Iraq funding bill that the Democrats passed last night includes one of the most devastating provisions ever passed during a military conflict. Page four of the bill states this: 'None of the funds may be used to deploy any unit to Iraq unless the president has certified in writing to the committees on appropriations and Armed Services...

RUSH: There's a new video ad for Hillary Clinton. This is a Breitbart.com story, it's AP: "Bill Clinton is developing a sideline as top performer on his wife's comic Web videos. First was the Sopranos send up with the former president lamenting the lack of onion rings at the hometown diner. Now comes a video for young Iowa voters reassuring them that participating in the state's caucuses on behalf of Hillary Rodham Clinton on Jan. 3 is simple. It opens with Clinton huffing on a treadmill envisioning...

RUSH: This is Bill on the phone from Amman, Jordan. We're probably going to have some delay here, right, on a satellite? No delay? Bill, welcome to the program, sir.CALLER: Hi, Rush. Mega dittos from the other side of the world.RUSH: Thank you. What time is it there?CALLER: It is about quarter to nine at night.RUSH: That's exactly right. It's a quarter to ten in Dubai, maybe a quarter of 11.CALLER: That's right. Yeah, that's right. Can you still hear me okay?RUSH: Yeah. Oh, I hear...

RUSH: I am watching something and, for some reason, I find this just amazing. I've asked Joe up at the audio booth here to get me some audio. The president is announcing federal government plans to deal with the flight delays, the overcrowded planes and so forth, and to listen to him go through it and look at the facial expressions that he's using. I'm going to have trouble... I'm not laughing. I'm just amazed at this on a number of levels. It's good and he's telling the airlines what-for:...

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Rush's Morning Update: InsanityNovember 16, 2007Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer It's pretty much agreed now: The American military is winning the war in Iraq --they've all but driven Al-Qaeda out of Baghdad and some other provinces.The troop surge that Democrat leaders gleefully predicted would fail-- worked. It's worked so well-- without much coverage-- some of our troops are beginning to return home.As a consequence,...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"The Democrat debate is tonight. It's the first one of these things I actually care to watch, so I will -- after Ocean's Thirteen on Blu-ray, HD." "The bottom line is, after getting pummeled in the press and in the polls, Mrs. Clinton capitulated. You know, it's a good thing she won't meet with our enemies -- God only knows what she'd give away within the course of one meeting.""Tim Russert has to be smiling now; I hope he is....

Story #1: 9th Circus Throws Out Fuel Standards for SUVsRUSH: Okay, I need to do some research real fast. I just saw a very quick blurb on one of the cable channels that an appeals court has thrown out new fuel standards for SUVs and minivans. Now, I would assume that these new fuel standards require more gas mileage, smaller engines, whatever, the CAFE standards, because nobody is ordering anybody to lower gas mileage these days. I'm figuring that the appeals court's thrown out some -- well,...