RUSH: Something really big has happened, but nobody, and I mean nobody, is talking about it other than me, ladies and gentlemen, and that is the Democrats have already been proven wrong about the war in Iraq. They've already demonstrated that they were wrong about what we should do there. They were wrong about what we can do there and will do there. They've already been shown to be wrong about their predictions. They've already been shown to be wrong about surrendering and denying funds and opposing...

RUSH: Dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut. It's update time, ladies and gentlemen, global warming update time. This is Algore, as portrayed by Shanklin. (Playing of What a Horrible World.) That is the white comedian Paul Shanklin and the vocal portrayal there of former vice president Algore and the takeoff on Louis Armstrong's great song, What a Wonderful World. All right, this Global Warming Stack is just too good. But first off, from the Miami Herald today: "'Hurricane...

RUSH: Raleigh, North Carolina, and Phillip. You're next, sir. Great to have you with us.CALLER: Thank you for taking my call, Rush.RUSH: Yes.CALLER: I've been listening to you since the White House was under siege back in the early nineties.RUSH: I appreciate your being here that long, sir.CALLER: Okay. Well, I had two questions that I wanted to address with you. One very brief, one a little more comprehensive. I'd like to start with mainly the health care. As a health insurance broker,...

RUSH: Joe in Smyrna, Tennessee. Welcome to the EIB Network, sir. Hello.CALLER: Hi, Rush. It's an honor to speak to you today.RUSH: Thank you very much.CALLER: I owe you a huge debt of gratitude. My wife and I for many years have suffered from affluenza and it was just a terrible burden, but about six months ago we started tuning into your show and listening, and we recognized the signs and recently we've come to be cured of this disease, thanks to you.RUSH: Well, that makes me happy. I...

RUSH: Dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut. It's update time, ladies and gentlemen, global warming update time. This is Algore, as portrayed by Shanklin. (Playing of What a Horrible World.) That is the white comedian Paul Shanklin and the vocal portrayal there of former vice president Algore and the takeoff on Louis Armstrong's great song, What a Wonderful World. All right, this Global Warming Stack is just too good. But first off, from the Miami Herald today: "'Hurricane...

RUSH: Scott in Nashville, Tennessee, welcome to the program, sir. It's great to have you here.CALLER: War Eagle, Rush, six in a row dittos.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: There may have been a big game in Missouri this weekend, but doesn't matter who was wearing the (garbled), there's only one game that counted, and the good guys won number six in a row, so... I wish I had heard -- I hadn't heard when I first called in -- the clip you played, the first Carville clip you played about an hour and...

RUSH: I want to go to the audio sound bites. This is pretty classic. This morning on Laura Ingraham's radio show, she talked to former NBC News anchor Tom Brokaw. Brokaw's got a new book, and she says to him, "You mentioned Rush Limbaugh in the book, but you kind of throw away a line about Limbaugh, and it's in the drug section. And without a doubt, Rush Limbaugh's the most influential Boomer I think in the media today. There's no person who has had more of a profound impact on the way people...

RUSH: Austin, Texas, Ed, nice to have you, sir. Great you called.CALLER: Good afternoon, Rush. It's a pleasure to speak to you.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: I'd like to start out by saying that I first found you on the radio about two years before Clinton was first elected, and I literally listened to you every day, all the way through his election up 'til about the -- after the first (audio dropout) Bush and, of course, you kept whining over leaving him to the Bush era and I kind of turned...

RUSH: As you know, Algore today, he's either been there, or he's going to be there, in the Oval Office as Bush welcomes the Nobel Prize winners in for a ceremony. It should have been me in the office today with all the other Nobel Prize winners, but it wasn't to be. But they cannot take my nomination away from me. That they can never do. Anyway, we have a montage of the Drive-Bys hyperventilating that Algore finally gets to take his rightful place in the Oval Office.HARRIS: President Bush welcomes...

RUSH: Let's go to the presidential campaign. Senator Barack Obama confirmed, I think this morning, that The Oprah is going to hit the campaign trail with him. She will join Barack for stops in Iowa, South Carolina, and New Hampshire on December the 8th and December the 9th. (December the 9th, by the way, is the day the Steelers go to New England to play the Patriots.) She will attend two events with him in Iowa and one in each of the other states. The December 8th Iowa stops will be in Des...

RUSH: I really hope all of you had a nice Thanksgiving weekend. I had a blowout Thanksgiving weekend. It was just a hoot. As you know, I guess the total number was about 55, 58 family. Well, a couple stragglers showed up, so it was close to 60. The first 11 got here last Monday, and then the rest of them showed up on Wednesday. So Wednesday night, I had a bunch of people over at the house for dinner. That went 'til like one o'clock in the morning. I got up Thursday morning with four or five...

RUSH: Sedalia, Missouri, Charlie, you're next is the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Hi, how you doing, sir?RUSH: Just fine, sir.CALLER: I've got a favor to ask of you. I work for a small radio station here in Sedalia, Missouri, and I'm going to be going over to embed with our troops, our National Guard troops here from Missouri over to Iraq, and I was wondering, since you're of good Missouri stock and of course the rock star of radio, if you might prepare just a very short address that I could...

RUSH: I want to talk about the Drive-By Media and economic reporting. I have a few stories here. First from the AP: "Retailers Buoyed by Strong Holiday Start -- The nation's shoppers set aside worries about higher gas prices and a slumping housing market and proved their resilience over the Thanksgiving weekend, giving what the nation's merchants wished for -- a strong start to the holiday shopping season." How does this...? Who wrote this? Anne D'Innocenzio. How does she know that the shoppers...

RUSH: Something really big has happened, but nobody, and I mean nobody, is talking about it other than me, ladies and gentlemen, and that is the Democrats have already been proven wrong about the war in Iraq. They've already demonstrated that they were wrong about what we should do there. They were wrong about what we can do there and will do there. They've already been shown to be wrong about their predictions. They've already been shown to be wrong about surrendering and denying funds and opposing...

Rush's Morning Update: Laughing Matter?November 27, 2007Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Paul Mulshine is an unhappy man. He is a columnist --New Jersey Star-Ledger -- and hedoesn't approve of SUVs. He complains of an encounter with "the latest threat on the roads: a dimwit" -- that's you --"with bright lights": an SUV with headlights bright enough "to announce the grand opening of a shopping center." According to Mulshine,...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Don't doubt me. I say it, you believe it. That's the rule.""Poll: 88% of Republicans prefer 'Merry Christmas' while only 57% of Democrats do. This is a national holiday, for crying out loud! I mean, does everything have to be political with these people? Yes, it does.""I actually think Tom Brokaw blew it when he titled his new book on the sixties and the Baby Boomers; he should have called it 'The Lamest Generation.'""There's...

Story #1: No Reporting on Flawless Thanksgiving TravelRUSH: Now, think back to last Tuesday and Wednesday about the buildup, Monday of last week, even, "You shouldn't even go, folks, it's going to be a nightmare. It's going to be a disaster. You're going to be late. There's going to be weather, big storm system is going to stop everything, slow it down." It just went smooth as it could be, and another thing, the Black Friday and all of the disaster predictions about what was ahead for retailers,...