RUSH: Joan in Ossining, New York, welcome to the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Hi, Rush. Yesterday you mentioned about opponents such as Obama going against the Clinton machine.RUSH: Yeah.CALLER: And it occurred to me that the Chicago machine is also very formidable. I was always under the impression that they were the ones responsible for getting JFK into the White House.RUSH: Yeah, that and West Virginia. Don't forget the West Virginia machine when it comes to JFK. Nobody talks about that...

RUSH: Look, here's a very succinct way to explain this. As always, I love to quote Shakespeare: "Brevity is the soul of wit." Here is the best way to explain what happened with Hillary and the vote on Tuesday in New Hampshire: Women voting for Hillary, was like the jury and the community supporting O.J. They were just showing up The Man. It was just, "Take this! We know she's guilty. We know he's guilty We know you're right. But we don't like the way we've been treated, and we don't like the...

RUSH: Here's Jimmy in Atlantic City. Jimmy, glad you waited. Welcome to the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Yeah, Rush, how are you?RUSH: Fine, sir. Thank you.CALLER: Listen, I wanted to comment, say something about Mrs. Clinton's latest sideshow. I've been kind of wondering like where the heck we're going in this country, when theatrics trumps ability, when you're running for the biggest job in the world. It's kind of pathetic. It borders on pathetic, don't you think?RUSH: It always has, though....

RUSH: Here's Nicolette in Bellevue, Nebraska. Hi, Nicolette, thank you for waiting.CALLER: Hi there. Early happy birthday dittos.RUSH: Thank you very much. I wish you hadn't said that.CALLER: Well, my oldest son has the same birthday as you, so (giggles).RUSH: Oh. Don't say what it is, please. I try to downplay this every year.CALLER: Okay, sorry.RUSH: Did Snerdley tell you to say this?CALLER: No. No. As I watched Hillary cry, all I could think of was how she was being perceived outside...

RUSH: Joan in Ossining, New York, welcome to the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Hi, Rush. Yesterday you mentioned about opponents such as Obama going against the Clinton machine.RUSH: Yeah.CALLER: And it occurred to me that the Chicago machine is also very formidable. I was always under the impression that they were the ones responsible for getting JFK into the White House.RUSH: Yeah, that and West Virginia. Don't forget the West Virginia machine when it comes to JFK. Nobody talks about that...

RUSH: Rich Lowry posted something interesting yesterday at National Review Online. He entitled it "The McCain Weakness." This is what he wrote: "This is it: Conservatives were 54% of the electorate [in New Hampshire] and McCain lost to Romney among them by seven points. When the race moves south, conservatives will probably be 75-80% of the electorate, and they will presumably dominate in closed primaries. But this is the thing: At the outset, it looked like the way the early states were stacked...

RUSH: John Kerry is taking credit for introducing Barack Obama to America. We have two audio sound bites. It's number 26 and number 27 out there. I just told the engineer we're going to start with number nine, and I just changed it on the fly. That's why I have to give the numbers. I know the numbers mean nothing to you, but they do, of course, mean something to us. We have two sound bites of Kerry endorsing Obama. Here's number one.VIETNAM VETERAN JOHN KERRY: I was proud to help introduce...

RUSH: This is Kathy in Wichita. Kathy, thanks for waiting. You're up next on the EIB Network. Hi.CALLER: Hi, Rush. How are you?RUSH: Fine. Thank you very much.CALLER: Hey, I just wanted to say, I really am insulted by the media's response to how Hillary is crying. I mean, who cares? It just seems like they just give her a pass at everything, you know, when she was asked, you know, by Chris Matthews about the illegal immigrant thing, remember, they were supposed to send her softball questions?...

RUSH: Yesterday, I was explaining why it was that women came out in droves for Hillary Clinton, and after I made my explanation -- and it was quite detailed, and it was unique; you weren't hearing it anywhere else in broadcast media -- I cannot tell you the number of good-natured e-mails I got from people saying, "You know, this is hilarious," and many of them were women. "This is hilarious, listening to you, of all people, talk about women; listening to you explain women. This is the funniest...

Rush's Morning Update: Big Ed!January 11, 2008Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Well, the last time we saw New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, he was in the doghouse, folks. Within days of Senator Clinton'smangled response to Spitzer's plan to give driver's licenses to illegal aliens,Spitzer fell on his sword: Flew down to Washington, publicly renounced his own proposal,slithered back home --tail tucked.This week, in the State...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Mrs. Clinton looked glowing. She looked genuinely happy at that acceptance speech. She even looked sexy.""The dirty little secret is that the Civil Rights Act would have never been passed into law were it not for Republicans in the Senate. The greatest percentage of people in the Senateopposedto the Act were Democrats -- among them the mentor of Bill Clinton, J. William Fulbright." "I have to laugh, folks: I watch these debates...

Story #1: India Unveils World's Cheapest Motor CarRUSH: Have you heard about the cheapest car in the world that's been produced and released by the Indians? T-a-t-a is how it's spelled. Anyway, they have "unveiled the world's cheapest motor car at India's biggest car show in the capital, Delhi." It's a four door, five-seater. You couldn't get one person the size of me in this. Five seaters. But anyway, it has no air-conditioning; it has no electric windows, no power steering. There will be two...