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EIB Sparks Conservatism Debate

RUSH: Andrew in Albuquerque, New Mexico, welcome to the program.CALLER: Thank you, Rush. How you doing?RUSH: Good, sir.CALLER: Thank you for having me on, sir.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: Sir, I've been listening to your talks about conservatism for the past few days, and you say you don't want conservatism to be redefined in the upcoming election. And could you just explain to skulls full of mush like me and those in Rio Linda, has conservatism ever been defined, or is it constantly being redefined?...

Kimberly Offended by the Mittens

RUSH: Kimberly in Sarasota, Florida, nice to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Rush, you've got to be kidding me. I thought we had come so far as women voters, to know that there are women out there that are willing to vote for somebody because they talk a good talk and because they are good-looking? Did we not learn anything from "read my lips"? These people have to know you have to research the record, and I'm not saying I don't like Romney--RUSH: Wait, you're talking about Romney...

Clintons Start New Cocaine Cycle

RUSH: The big fight out there over the culinary union having its caucus in the casinos out there, and the Obama endorsement at the culinary union, the culinary union is intimidating, according to some, the union leadership is intimidating members to go out there and vote for Obama. So that's one controversy. The other controversy is Clinton, Inc., through a subgroup, a bunch of teachers, trying to file a lawsuit to get the caucuses in the casinos canceled and not permitted. Obama talked about...

If Nominated, McCain Will Lose

RUSH: This is Randy in Arlington, Texas, great to have you on the program. Welcome.CALLER: Yes, sir, Rush. Just want to say I've been listening since I was in the seventh grade. My mom would record the show for me, and I would listen when I got home from school.RUSH: That's fabulous. So you are a genuine true Rush Baby.CALLER: Absolutely. My question is, what's going to be better for our country, four years of a Democrat president or John McCain as the Republican nominee?RUSH: Well, you...

Huck Fried 'Em; Obama Saves 'Em

RUSH: On Scarborough's show yesterday. This... This... (sigh) This is Huckabee.HUCKABEE: I bet you never did this. When I was in college, we used to take a popcorn popper -- because that was the only thing they would let us use in the dorms -- and we would fry squirrel in popcorn poppers in the dorm room. SCARBOROUGH: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!WOMAN: O-kay.HUCKABEE: Bet you never did that.RUSH: Nope. Nope. Nope. How could I kid about it? We don't yet have "white comedian Paul Shanklin" doing an impersonation...

Little Hand Grenade with a Bad Haircut Returns, Aims at McCain

RUSH: Now, this is just too good, folks. This is too good to pass up. Jonathan Alter is sitting there at Newsweek minding his own business, plotting how to advance more and more liberalism into the Drive-By Media agenda. The phone rings, and on the other end is the "hand grenade with a bad haircut," and that would be H. Ross Perot. Here's how Alter writes about this: "The phone rang and it was Ross Perot, who hasn't given an interview in years. Perot, who won 19 percent of the vote in the 1992...

Bill Goes Ballistic on Reporter; Clinton, Inc. Craps Out in Nevada

RUSH: Clinton was interviewed by KGO television San Francisco and went ballistic here on the reporter for not understanding what it was all about. Of course, the Clintons expected to get those endorsements, they didn't, they went to Obama, and then the Democrat Party out there said, "Okay, we're going to let this caucus take place in the casinos so these people can vote, so they can caucus." And some teachers group associated with the Clintons has filed suit to stop that, and wait 'til you hear...

Rush to Saunders and Brooks: McCain's Liberalism Is the Problem

RUSH: I got into New York last night. Had a couple meetings after work, down at the EIB Southern Command and hopped a jet, got up here. I guess I got to my fashionable Upper East Side abode, what was it, 7:30, quarter of eight or something? I took some time to get away from it all, and after I got away from it all, I went back and got involved in it all, and I prepared myself a fashionable adult beverage. I'm sitting there in my little study, and I got the computer on and I'm starting to do a...

Rush's Morning Update: Lone Star Evil January 18, 2008

Rush's Morning Update: Lone Star EvilJanuary 18, 2008Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer According to AP writer April Castro, Texas has earned the dubious distinction of being America's "biggest carbon polluter." And since America is the world's biggest polluter -- that means Texas is the most evil place on the planet.Ms. Castro identifies Texans' "fondness for large, manly vehicles" as the prime factor that makes them the pollution...

Thursday Quotes: A True Conservative

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"In a Hillary vs. McCain race, the bottom line is: we lose. That's what I am afraid of in that match-up.""I didn't call the candidates 'Jell-Os.' I called moderates and independents Jell-Os.""I'm telling you, all you need to do is check out who the Drive-Bys think our stars are and go the opposite way. They are not interested in promoting conservatism or conservatives. They want to destroy it. Our guys don't get this.""The best...

Stack of Stuff Quick Hits Page

Story #1: Some People Just Don't Know How to Smoke!RUSH: So, did you see, ladies and gentlemen, the story here that smoking can lead to rectal cancer? I saw that story, and I said, "Some people just don't know how to smoke. How do you light that?" Let's say you smoke cigarettes, you can't find them. You say, "Gee whiz, some butt's got my cigarettes!" Story #2: UK, Canadian Healthcare Systems Falling ApartRUSH: I have some horrible news that's happening. Let me just read it right off the computer:...


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