RUSH: I'm thinking of endorsing Obama. Well, everybody's asking me about my endorsement. I want to give you a reason why I'm thinking of endorsing Obama. Listen to this. (playing of Barack Obama spoof) Barack Obama, ladies and gentlemen, is a blank canvas upon which anybody can project their fantasies, or their desires. You look at Democrats in the audience, and they're swooning. He's saying nothing. He's saying nothing better than anybody in my lifetime ever has. The reason he says nothing...

RUSH: In Maryland last night before we get to the Democrat side and what happened on the Republican side last night. This dovetails precisely with what I suggested to people earlier this week, the presidential race is going to be what it is. It's going to be McCain, probably -- who knows, Obama, Hillary. That race is looking -- you know, give you an example, the Democrats hate winners, and they hate losers because the winners humiliate the losers and the losers feel humiliated. So last night...

RUSH: Liz in Collinsville, Illinois, welcome to the program.CALLER: Rush.RUSH: Hey.CALLER: It's nice to speak with you. I'm a great fan.RUSH: Thank you very much.CALLER: Hillary will divorce Bill, and here's my reason. He needed her early on when they were in Arkansas and she needed him for a number of years. If she gets the presidency -- and I don't think she will, but if she did -- she no longer needs him. I think she'll toss him aside. In fact, I'm sure she will. It may be a problem,...

RUSH: I want to get a couple of audio sound bites here before the program comes to a screeching halt today. As I mentioned, ladies and gentlemen, we had a little fun yesterday with the Drive-Bys. CNN was the first to pick up on this, and then it was all over the place. I actually said at the program open yesterday, people said, "Why don't you endorse somebody?" The worst thing I could do. If I wanted to torpedo the McCain campaign, I would enforce him. "What do you mean, Rush? What do you...

RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, I said I wanted want to get some things off my chest about Chelsea Clinton and this whole scenario with David Shuster at DNCTV. The more I think about this whole thing, the more offended I am by this entire Chelsea episode. I'm not supporting the language that Shuster used, but Olbermann has talked about Bush pimping Petraeus on his show, and nobody raised a stink about it. Bush doesn't have thin skin. He's not running around demanding apologies and threatening never...

RUSH: This is Steven in Jacksonville, Florida. Hi, Steven.CALLER: Hi. I'm a first-time caller, longtime listener. I've been listening to you on and off since November '88 shortly after you went nationwide.RUSH: Thank you, sir, very much. I appreciate that.CALLER: Like you, I'm a conservative who refuses to vote for McCain, and there's a lot of them out there from listening to you and Sean and to other conservatives. There's a whole batch of them out there. And what I would like you to take...

RUSH: Andy in El Paso, you're next on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Well, yeah, Rush, this is Andy in El Paso and I'd like to give you University of Missouri-Rolla class of '83 dittos.RUSH: Thank you very much, sir.CALLER: What I plan on doing in the Texas open primary is voting for Obama because I'd like to return the favor to the Democrats for giving us John McCain by voting in our open primaries, and I have four reasons that I plan on supporting Obama in the open primary.RUSH: Wait, wait,...

RUSH: Susan, Louisville, Kentucky. Nice to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Hi, Rush. How are you? RUSH: Fine. Thank you very much.CALLER: Okay. Wonderful. I have to share some history that you and I have in your child rearing with my children and other children in our neighborhood. My husband is an infantry officer in the Marine Corps, and a couple years ago while almost everybody on our block was deployed -- we live in company grade housing in Camp Lejeune, North Carolina...

RUSH: The Democrats once again bit the dust on the FISA bill yesterday, which contained a clause granting immunity to the telephone companies, telecommunications companies which provided data to the president for its warrantless wiretap searching program. Now, yesterday was an opportunity because of the Potomac primary, the vote was yesterday in the Senate, and we have three senators running for the presidency. We have Senator McCain, we have Senator Obama, and we have Senator Hillary. It would...

RUSH: In exit polls in Virginia and Maryland last night, there were questions to voters about me and talk radio; "The Rush Limbaugh Effect," as dubbed by the Associated Press. But before we get to the sound bites illustrating this and the data behind the talk radio exit question... Because it puts to rest the whole myth that the Drive-Bys have been writing about and broadcasting about for the past two weeks. (doing McCain impression) "Talk radio's dead! It's on the wane. Its influence is gone."...

RUSH: I did a little a little Q&A interview today with Jay Carney at TIME Magazine. (interruption) Yeah, I talked to TIME Magazine. I'm talking to the New York Times today. I may talk to the New York Times Magazine next week. I may do the Today Show. Look, they can't get it right. I figure I'm going to give them one last time to get it right. I'll talk to them directly to explain what's going on here, Snerdley. So I'm talking to Jay -- (interruption) yes, I am talking to the enemy. Just call...

RUSH: I'm thinking of endorsing Obama. Well, everybody's asking me about my endorsement. I want to give you a reason why I'm thinking of endorsing Obama. Listen to this. (playing of Barack Obama spoof) Barack Obama, ladies and gentlemen, is a blank canvas upon which anybody can project their fantasies, or their desires. You look at Democrats in the audience, and they're swooning. He's saying nothing. He's saying nothing better than anybody in my lifetime ever has. The reason he says nothing...

RUSH: In Maryland last night before we get to the Democrat side and what happened on the Republican side last night. This dovetails precisely with what I suggested to people earlier this week, the presidential race is going to be what it is. It's going to be McCain, probably -- who knows, Obama, Hillary. That race is looking -- you know, give you an example, the Democrats hate winners, and they hate losers because the winners humiliate the losers and the losers feel humiliated. So last night...

Rush's Morning Update: Invitation!February 14, 2008Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Hey, folks: Clinton, Inc. is at it again -- this time via Pennsylvania's Democrat governor "Fast Eddie" Rendell, who's a huge cog in the Hillary machine. Obviously on cue,Fast Eddiecame out and announced that some white Pennsylvanians won't vote for Barack Obama-- because they're racist.Now, Fast Eddiewas talking tothe editorial board of...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Obama is not inspiring people to believe in themselves; he's inspiring people to believe in him, and that's a significant distinction." "I did a little Q&A interview today with Jay Carney at TIME Magazine, and I'm talking to the New York Times today. I may even talk to the New York Times Magazine next week! Just call me McCain today: I'm reaching across the aisle." "Chris Matthews felt a thrill go up his leg when Obama spoke?...

Story #1: Parents Protest Test; Need Mosquito DeviceRUSH: By the way, this from the Chicago Sun-Times: "Angry Chicago Latino parents threatened Tuesday to keep their kids home on test day next month if state education officials insist on giving students who are still learning English an achievement test in English." Yes, ladies and gentlemen, parents protest a test in English. They are threatening to keep their kids home rather than take the new state exam. You heard right. They're going to...