RUSH: I've got a dilemma over this. Let me count 'em up here. I have basically 13 sound bites about me. I didn't hear any of these. These have happened since Wednesday night. Thirty-nine sound bites in the roster today, and one-third of them are about me. That's a dilemma for somebody who doesn't like to make the show about themselves, like I don't. Anyway, greetings, my friends, and welcome, Rush Limbaugh back and America breathes a sigh of relief. All is normal again here. We are located,...

RUSH: This is just off the press, actually it's about an hour ago. This story from The Hill, Capitol Hill newspaper, the headline says it all: "Clinton camp --" (laughing) -- I can't keep a straight face doing this. (laughing) "Clinton Camp Says Obama Must Pass 'National Security Threshold' to be Veep" Now, folks, this is not just chutzpah, this is a strategery. The Clintons are going to start now talking of themselves, speaking of themselves, they and members of their campaign, as though they...

RUSH: This is Fast Eddie Rendell, the governor of Pennsylvania, going up against the Puffster, Tom Daschle. This is yesterday on Meet the Press. Russert said, "Fast Eddie, if in fact Barack Obama goes to the convention in Colorado in August with the most elected delegates, having won more contests and a higher popular vote, the cumulative vote, could he be denied the nomination?"RENDELL: Well, sure, Tim, because number one, Hillary Clinton has won states with about 260 electoral votes, Barack...

RUSH: Everybody is trying to get my attention right before I went to commercial break, pointing to the TV and all that was on TV was commercials. So it wasn't until I got to the break that I found out what was going on here. "Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring... Spitzer was huddled with his top aides early this afternoon. He had hours earlier abruptly canceled his scheduled public events for the day." He was...

RUSH: Look at all the wonderful things that are happening out there, folks, as a result of the chaos that has been created as a result of our crossover votes in Ohio and Texas last Tuesday. Here you've got Mrs. Clinton, (paraphrasing) "I'm not going to release my tax returns. Why should I? Screw you! That's for other people, like Obama. I'm not going to release my tax returns. I've always said I'm going to, but I don't know when. And, by the way, I'm in second place, I ought to be on the...

RUSH: James in Brooklyn, Iowa, you're nice to call. Welcome to the EIB Network.CALLER: Hi, Rush. I'll get right to my point here. I happen to think that you are on to something good by encouraging crossover voting as you did in Texas, but you need to also encourage the same thing preemptively for the all the other states that haven't had primaries and caucuses and that would include Florida and Michigan, because in Florida, can you get people to register as Democrats in Florida, but if they...

RUSH: Terry in Sandy, Utah, as we go back to the phones. Great to have you on the EIB Network, sir. Hello.CALLER: Hi, Rush. Listen, I'm going to get right to the point, and I hope I'll get my minute-and-a-half because you aren't going to like it. I am a Republican. I've listened to your show since '88. I will be voting for Mr. John McCain, and I'll be voting for him not because I agree with everything that he does or says but because he has absolute integrity. And I'll leave that comment...

RUSH: Okay, ladies and gentlemen, let me have your attention here for just a moment. I wish to issue an apology to Hillary Clinton. I now realize how egregious it was for me to suggest that Mrs. Clinton would like the top position. I apologize for suggesting that Hillary should be on top, for suggesting it's a position she's familiar with, and from now on I will toe the line because I have learned my lesson. I have got my mind right. From now on, I will singularly advocate that Mrs. Clinton...

RUSH: I've got a dilemma over this. Let me count 'em up here. I have basically 13 sound bites about me. I didn't hear any of these. These have happened since Wednesday night. Thirty-nine sound bites in the roster today, and one-third of them are about me. That's a dilemma for somebody who doesn't like to make the show about themselves, like I don't. Anyway, greetings, my friends, and welcome, Rush Limbaugh back and America breathes a sigh of relief. All is normal again here. We are located,...

Rush's Morning Update: Slugfest!March 11, 2008Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Well, Barack Obama's foreign policy advisor, Samantha Power, has stepped down. She wasfired after telling a reporter --"off the record" --that Hillary Clinton was a "monster" who would stop at nothing to win the nomination.She also indicated that if elected, Obama would not order an immediate withdrawal from Iraq, despite his campaign stance. (Which...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"In the police report, Spitzer was 'Client 9' in some prostitution ring. Why are all these Democrats getting phone calls at three in the morning?""You people out there in the Democrat Party and the Drive-By Media? You're just going to have to understandthat while the Republican Party might sit around and grab the ankles for you, we here are not. We are warriors on this program.""The headline says it all: 'Clinton' -- ha ha, sorry,...

Story #1: Bad News for Republicans in Hastert-Seat Election RUSH: I'll tell you, this loss in Chicago, Denny Hastert's seat, not good, folks. Not good. Did you hear about this, Mr. Snerdley? You're acting like you don't know what I'm talking about. Well, that's not the point. That is as safe a Republican seat as you can get. Denny Hastert's seat? That's as safe as you can get, and the Republicans lost it. They're short money compared to the Democrats at the National Republican Congressional...