RUSH: Bob in Lakeland, Florida, welcome, sir, to the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Dittos, Rush.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: Hey, I've always wondered why the conservative part of my beloved Republican Party has always felt a need to enforce their values and morals. Why do you have to put your morality on top of us?RUSH: Wait. Are you asking me that personally, why do I have to put my morality on top of you?CALLER: Conservatives.RUSH: Are you a conservative?CALLER: I am not, I'm a Republican.RUSH:...

RUSH: Here's Glenn in Ocean Springs, Miss'ssippi. Glenn, welcome.CALLER: Hello, Rush.RUSH: Hey.CALLER: Greetings from the Magnolia State --RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: -- and specifically the Mississippi Gulf Coast.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: A quick story and I'll let you go. I woke up at 3 a.m. this morning and wondered what it would feel like to be a Democrat. So I said, "Okay, well, why not be a Democrat for a day." Then the next thought, I said, "Well, which Democrat would I want to emulate?"...

RUSH: Nancy Pelosi today in Waltham, Massachusetts, talking about a Clinton-Obama or Obama-Clinton ticket. For those of you in Rio Linda this is whether Hillary's on top or on the bottom, and this is what Pelosi said.PELOSI: I think that the Clinton administration has fairly ruled that out by proclaiming that Senator McCain would be a better commander-in-chief than Obama. I think that ticket, either way, is impossible.RUSH: Well, now, wait a minute, didn't I say just the same thing the other...

RUSH: Bob in Lakeland, Florida, welcome, sir, to the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Dittos, Rush.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: Hey, I've always wondered why the conservative part of my beloved Republican Party has always felt a need to enforce their values and morals. Why do you have to put your morality on top of us?RUSH: Wait. Are you asking me that personally, why do I have to put my morality on top of you?CALLER: Conservatives.RUSH: Are you a conservative?CALLER: I am not, I'm a Republican.RUSH:...

RUSH: Here is Bud in Burlington, Indiana. Bud, thanks for waiting, and welcome.CALLER: ... Indiana. Anyway Rush --RUSH: Wait, what did I say?CALLER: I don't... I couldn't understand, but it was actually communist Bloomington Indiana. So... (silence) Are you still there?RUSH: Yeah, I'm here.CALLER: Anyway, I'd like to really quickly thank you for two things. First off, unlike the so-called moderates who called in yesterday complaining about your recommendation for Republicans voting in Democrat...

RUSH: Geraldine Ferraro was talking to a newspaper somewhere out in California, and she said if Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position. If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position. Ladies and gentlemen, I maintain to you that the chaos that we sought to create and continue in the Democrat Party is a strategery that is working out flawlessly, brilliantly conceived, flawlessly executed strategery. The dirty little secret is here, that, if Geraldine Ferraro were not...

RUSH: By the way, I want to tell you a quick little story, folks, about the Mayflower Hotel. I've stayed there. This is where Hillary Clinton superdelegate number nine, Eliot Spitzer had the now-famous tryst with Kristen, the really beautiful brunette, 5'5" and 108 pounds. It's so funny to read people's comments about this. Some people are offended he made her take the train. Not the fast train, but the regional train, the Amtrak from New York down to Washington. You know, we're talking about...

RUSH: Last time I was in New York or maybe two times ago, I asked on air, an open-air plea to Steve Jobs, the CEO of Apple, Inc., to help out with a couple problems I was having with the new operating system: OS 10.5 Leopard. Let me review the problems because it was funny. You know, every time I talk about Apple... I read a lot of Apple Web blogs just to keep up with the latest what's happening with Macs and iPhones and so forth. Any time I talking about Apple it's just guaranteed that some of...

RUSH: Prudence in Kinderhook Lake, New York, nice to have you. You're up first today on the phones on the EIB Network.CALLER: Thank you, Rush. Nice to speak with you.RUSH: Thank you very much.CALLER: I'm very embarrassed to say I'm from New York state today, during the course of the events that have happened. I was interested in commenting about your original, the way you opened the show about his wife and why she's standing up there with him and, you know, we saw Hillary do it, we've seen...

RUSH: Wow. I have to tell you, I've had so many e-mail replies, e-mails period, friends, subscribers: "What in the world are these political wives doing? Why do they keep hanging in there like this? What in the world was Silda Spitzer doing standing next to this guy yesterday?" Look, folks, I have no clue here. I don't know these people, but I can make a fairly educated guess, and I think it's probably about the children. I read what Mrs. McGreevey said in her book about why she went out there...

Rush's Morning Update: Way OutMarch 12, 2008Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Well, the last time there was a scandal of this proportion,American skrool kids asked parents to explain the intricacies of oral relationships between the president and his intern. Years afterward there were news stories about the rising popularity of"oral relations" among teenagers.Now little kids are no doubt asking: "Daddy, what's prostitution?...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"These Democrats can't even manage their own primary and they want to manage, control, and ration your health care.""Now my computer is working flawlessly. I just wanted to take a moment to thank the people at Apple -- I'm not going to mention the name of the specific engineer because, if I did, this guy would be taking heat for the rest of his career for helping me.""I'm convinced that Spitzer knew that what he was doing trying...

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