MACCALLUM: Joining me now by phone, radio talk show host himself, Rush Limbaugh. Hi, Rush.RUSH: Hi, Martha. How are you?MACCALLUM: I'm fine, thank you. Is it -- is it true? Have you always had a crush on Hillary Clinton?RUSH: Noooo. You know, I think she's just saying this because -- actually, the explanation for this is, to me, I understand now why Bill Clinton hit on my date about a year ago at the Kobe Club in New York. I was minding my own business and Clinton came in, and the short...

MACCALLUM: Joining me now by phone, radio talk show host himself, Rush Limbaugh. Hi, Rush.RUSH: Hi, Martha. How are you?MACCALLUM: I'm fine, thank you. Is it -- is it true? Have you always had a crush on Hillary Clinton?RUSH: Noooo. You know, I think she's just saying this because -- actually, the explanation for this is, to me, I understand now why Bill Clinton hit on my date about a year ago at the Kobe Club in New York. I was minding my own business and Clinton came in, and the short...

RUSH: Claudette in Linden, New Jersey. Welcome to the EIB Network, Claudette. Hi.CALLER: Hi, Rush. How are you today?RUSH: I'm fine. Thank you very much.CALLER: Okay. I just wanted to ask you: What is your rating now?RUSH: What is my rating?CALLER: Now.RUSH: You mean like PG, X, R, NC-17? What do you mean? You mean audience ratings?CALLER: Audience rating.RUSH: You know, this is tough to discuss because we're technically not allowed to give intimate details. But I'll just tell you: through...

RUSH: Jim in Roseburg, Oregon, hello, sir, nice to have you with us.CALLER: Rush, it's great to talk to you. You know, I'm frankly getting really disgusted with the Republican Party for their inability, either their inability or I'm not sure what it is, to take advantage of the easiest issue out there right now, and that is, excuse me, gas prices and use that to talk about domestic drilling. This is just ridiculous. And, frankly, I'm a little disgusted with President Bush for not talking about...

RUSH: This is Virginia in Greenwood, Indiana. Nice to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Hi, Rush. How are you?RUSH: Good, thank you.CALLER: Mega dittos from Greenwood, Indiana. My dad and I are both longtime listeners, and I'm so excited to talk to you.RUSH: Appreciate that.CALLER: My six-year-old, I've already indoctrinated him. He loves your show. Every day he comes home from kindergarten and listens to you.RUSH: Appreciate that. We don't call it indoctrination. We call it...

RUSH: The Drive-Bys have already circled the wagons around Obama. They think he's weathered this Wright stuff, now they're back in love with him, it's a full-fledged orgy. It's Obama everywhere, puff piece after puff piece after puff piece, and if he happens to win these two primaries tomorrow, doesn't matter if the margin is close, it's going to get even worse. I just want to warn you. To show you how bad it is out there for the Drive-Bys and Mrs. Clinton and to show you how things have changed,...

RUSH: Tony in Chicago. Thank you for waiting, sir. You are on the EIB Network.CALLER: Rush, Windy City dittos from the town that invented modern-day election fraud.RUSH: Thank you, sir, very much.CALLER: I have one quick comment to make.RUSH: What's that?CALLER: Well, you have been on the Drive-By Media for weeks now about Operation Chaos. I thought after Super Tuesday you were irrelevant. What happened?RUSH: Oh, no, it wasn't after Super Tuesday, it was after the Republican primary in...

RUSH: Let's go to Indianapolis. This is Brian. Brian, it says here that you are an election inspector in the primary tomorrow.CALLER: That is true. An inspector is in charge of a polling location. So my job tomorrow is a polling location that has approximately 800 voters, and to make sure that the election goes in accordance with the law.RUSH: Now, are you guys -- are you election inspectors -- assigned by party, or you show up as nonpartisan?CALLER: By party. And right now, in Marion County,...

RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, I want to start the hour here by restating the origins of Operation Chaos and the goal, because I am continuing to receive mail, e-mail from people, you, who listen in this audience, who are getting panicked and paranoid that Mrs. Clinton is going to end up winning this whole thing and that it will be my fault and that if that happens, you are never, ever, going to listen to this program again. May we go back, ladies and gentlemen, and restate the purpose of Operation...

RUSH: Rob in Huntsville, Alabama. We'll start with you today on the phones. It's great to have you with us, sir. Hello.CALLER: Good afternoon, Rush.RUSH: Hi.CALLER: First-time caller. As I told your screener, I was a little offended by the words of Howard Dean because I'm equal -- sorry -- They're equivalent to what Obama said out in San Francisco, elitist, and I think that the Republican -- RUSH: Well, you know something here? Let's go back and grab audio sound bite number five, because...

RUSH: Up next on the audio sound bite roster, as the Drive-Bys continue to try to figure out Operation Chaos: Friday night, CNN's "Election Center" the hostette is Campbell Brown, and she spoke with Arianna Huffington of the Huffing and Puffington Post -- also with Tara Wall of the Washington Times -- about the Democrat primary. Now, this is worth it, just to hear Arianna Huffington of the Huffing and Puffington Post to say "Operation Chaos." Normally you need a Greek interpreter here to understand...

RUSH: Byron York, National Review Online today posted a story on their website, and this is from the second page of the story: "A short time later, I approach a man wearing a blue OPERATION CHAOS T-shirt. His name is James, and it turns out he's a high-school teacher in nearby Nebo and a big Rush Limbaugh fan. He apologizes for the T-shirt, which looks fine but isn't the kind one buys on Limbaugh's website. 'I did not have the opportunity to buy one in time, so I made myself one,' he explains....

RUSH: Now, I want to go back to Operation Chaos and, you know, we've had some intimidation factors in Indiana where various Democrat Party pooh-bahs and bosses have intimidated, or attempted to intimidate Operation Chaos soldiers. Now, Indiana is an open primary and it seems to me that you have a civil right to vote however you wish in a state where registration is open. If you don't want crossover voters, or even nonaffiliated voters voting in Democrat primaries then the law should say so or...

RUSH: Everybody's buzzing, ladies and gentlemen -- bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz -- about this exchange with George Stephanopoulos yesterday on This Week with Hillary Clinton.STEPHANOPOULOS: Rush Limbaugh is asking Republicans to come out and vote for you in order to divide the party.HILLARY: He's always had a crush on me. (laughter) RUSH: Hillary Clinton saying I've always had a crush on her. Let's go back to January 10th on this program and me.RUSH ARCHIVE: The acceptance speech after she had won...

Rush's Morning Update: RoyaltyMay 6, 2008Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Do you ever wonderwhy members ofCongress -- Democrats in Congress -- continue to fight surefire ways to lower gasoline prices,like drilling for oil in ANWR? A little-noticed investigative news story by CBS TV in New York may open your eyes.It turns out the Democrat-led House of Representatives doesn't feel the pain of gasoline prices. That's becausewe--...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"I would go so far as to say that all of us at Operation Chaos are doing the job for Mrs. Clinton that her husband can't or won't do.""This race is the reason Hillary put up with being married to that lug head. You really think she's going to say, 'Congratulations, Obama! You've run a really great race, and now I'm heading back to the kitchen to bake cookies'?" "Here are today's orders for Indiana's Operation Chaos operatives:...

Story #1: Kurtz: Media Can Make and Break You RUSH: Howard Kurtz, Washington Post today, what have I always told you? "The man who tried to soar above politics has been brought back to earth by the same media organizations that helped fuel his spectacular rise." Bingo. As I have always said, if you let the media make you, the media can break you. "After more than a year of mostly glowing coverage, Barack Obama is having to defend his relationship with Rev. Jeremiah Wright, his temerity in not...