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"One thing that we can say is that whoever Obama chooses as vice president, it is going to be someone who has and needs gravitas."
"Ted Kennedy says that Mrs. Clinton is not fit to be vice president. Now, imagine if you are Hillary Clinton. I mean, when Ted Kennedy says you're not fit, that must mean that you are lower than Chappaquiddick pond scum."
"Liberalism is all about ignoring every failure of liberalism and asking instead for the good-hearted intentions to be credited."
"If Obama flies into Cape Girardeau, there's only one road out of the airport --and the name of that road is Rush H. Limbaugh, Jr. Drive, named after my father."
"I've always said, if you want to go out and buy a hybrid, go ahead -- just don't think you're saving the planet when you do it."
"Obama said he's going to campaign in 57 states, and it turns out that there are 57 Islamic states. So did Obama just 'lose his bearings', or was this a more telling slip? Ha, ha! Can't wait 'til the Drive-Bys hear about this!"
"I haven't taken the Rush Limbaugh tour -- I am the tour! Well, my mother took the tour. I think she corrected anything they might have had wrong."
"They say it's going to take a miracle for Hillary to win, but, hey: We all believe in miracles, don't we? Happens every day on Oprah!"
"The real question is, will Obama be another General David Dinkins? You know, another elitist, incompetent, smooth-talking liberal that all the white effete snobs happen to love simply because his election made them feel better about themselves?"
"You've lived to your present age filled with DDT and smoking? I love you, Judy."