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Last Keeper of Odd Knowledge

RUSH: Bill in Oxford, Massachusetts, I'm glad you called, sir. Welcome to the EIB.CALLER: Thank you, Rush, and, yes, I knew all that stuff. I've been listening to you for 19 years, and I am the sole surviving member of the Keepers of Odd Knowledge Society here in Massachusetts. So, yes, I knew all that.RUSH: Well, I haven't had any official communiques from the Keepers of Odd Knowledge Society.CALLER: I'm the only one left, and once again I'm calling from Massachusetts, so I think you can...

McCain has "Halfheimers," Rush

RUSH: Jimmy in The Woodlands, Texas, welcome to the EIB Network.CALLER: Hi. How are you?RUSH: Fine, sir.CALLER: Mega dittos.RUSH: Very good, very good, thank you.CALLER: We have to make a correction on the statement you made yesterday that Budweiser was a US institution. It actually came from a little town in Czechoslovakia, and they were brewing it for 600 years and filed a patent in '37 right before Hitler took over, and they were really preempted from selling outside of Hitler-controlled...

We Played With Mercury Toys!

RUSH: Here's Ray in Burlington, Connecticut. Welcome, Ray, great to have you with us.CALLER: It's a pleasure, Rush. I'm going to ruin everyone's day by calling that guy that had the mercury poisoning a fruitcake.RUSH: Wait a second, wait a second, the fruitcake from Rockwall, Texas?CALLER: Yes.RUSH: Why are you calling him a fruitcake?CALLER: Well, really what he did was collect on his employer's time, his insurance and wasted a lot of time from other people. Mercury poisoning, we use to...

Cell Phone Cancellation Fees

RUSH: Hey, I have a quick question. This is a little bit of a trick question. I shouldn't have said that. I'm curious what you people think about this. Everybody has a cell phone, right? A lot of people have more than one cell phone. What are your thoughts on early cancellation fees of your contract? For example, when the first iPhone came out I got a bunch of them to give away to staff members, and some of them said, "I can't. I just signed a contract with T-Mobile or I just signed a contract...

Scandal? Michelle Obama Called Hubby Barack: "My Baby's Daddy"

RUSH: All right, let me tell you what else is shaking out there. In addition to the Obama campaign lying about who started the rumor about his wife, Michelle (My Belle), supposedly going off on some rant at the pulpit at their wacko church and using the term "whitey" to describe white people, nobody on our side ever said it was true, nobody on our side ever said they had seen it. Democrats put it out. This is all being done on purpose so as to discredit any critic of Obama at any time on anything....

Drill Here! Drill Now! Pay Less!

RUSH: John in Buffalo, New York, welcome to the EIB Network, sir. Hello.CALLER: Hi, Rush. Great to be with you. Hey, those conditions you were just talking about, I thought I usually just got those from talking to the Democrats and liberals.RUSH: What, the mercury vapors?CALLER: Yeah.RUSH: Yeah, sort of similar.CALLER: They are very similar. Hey, Rush, I just wanted to comment on what you were talking about earlier. I used to own a branded gas station up here in western New York by Buffalo....

ExxonMobil to End Gas Stations; Rush Offers Quick Fix for Prices

RUSH: "ExxonMobil Corp said on Thursday it is getting out of the retail gas business in the United States as sky-high crude oil prices squeeze margins." Did you hear this, Snerdley? Would somebody send this story to Senator McCain? They are getting out of the retail gasoline business 'cause it's not profitable. There isn't a large enough profit in it. "Those branded service stations may be the most public aspect of Exxon's business, but they account for a small part of the company's profits."...

Outrage Over Gitmo Ruling, Obama

RUSH: Here is Pete in Norwalk, Connecticut. Pete, you're next on Open Line Friday. Hi.CALLER: Hi, Rush. How you doing?RUSH: Just fine, sir. Thank you.CALLER: It's an honor to speak to you, and thank you and thank God for your presence. I don't know where we'd be without you.RUSH: I appreciate that, sir. Thank you very much.CALLER: Rush, if I may, I just have two points. The second one will be quick, the first one a little longer. The Supreme Court decision with Gitmo and habeas corpus,...

Broken Compact Fluorescent Causes Mercury Poisoning

RUSH: To Royse City, Texas. Jonathan, glad you called. Nice to have you here.CALLER: Yes, thank you. I admire you a lot, and I really love your program.RUSH: Thank you, sir, very, very, very, very much.CALLER: I just wanted to tell you about a little incident I had at work with these lightbulbs that all the Democrats and liberals are promoting saying they're better for everybody and --RUSH: You're talking about the compact fluorescent lightbulbs.CALLER: That is correct.RUSH: What happened,...

Someone Teach McCain About Oil Speculators and Economics!

RUSH: Here's Karen in Greeley, Colorado. Karen, hi. Nice to have you on the EIB Network.CALLER: It's such a pleasure, Rush.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: I really enjoy it.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: I'm a former executive professor of finance at the University of Northern Colorado, the business school. It's the only business school to get the Malcolm Baldrige Award of Excellence in the United States, by the way. And I always taught that the premiere example of a windfall profit was the real estate...

Drive-Bys Cast Rush as Villain in Nonexistent Michelle Obama Tape

RUSH: To the audio sound bites we go. This is -- I was going to say it's amazing. It's not amazing. They've taken a two-week-old story, the Drive-By Media and the Obama campaign working in solidarity, a two-week-old story that has been put to bed. There is no Michelle whitey tape. The Obama campaign has said so. After the Obama campaign said that, after Obama himself said it, nobody's out there claiming that there is. The first guy that said there was, was a Democrat by the name of Larry...

Algore Crowd Blames Tornados, Floods on Global Warming Hoax

RUSH: These floods, these tornadoes that are taking place in Iowa, Illinois, and much of the Midwest; it's amazing to see this. The devastation that's taking place in Cedar Rapids and all of these places, but as I knew, I knew this would happen, and I've been waiting for it to happen, and it's happened. The Algore crowd is out there saying that all these tornadoes prove manmade global warming, that somehow our continued belching of CO2 is causing all of this. I want to assure -- and this is not...

Rush's Morning Update: American Justice! June 16, 2008

Rush's Morning Update: American Justice!June 16, 2008Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer On June 12, the Supreme Court bestowedconstitutional rights on foreign-born terrorists. The ruling is a chilling demonstration of the American divide;conservative and liberal. Four liberals on the Court-- aidedby Justice Kennedy-- grabbed power. Their decision overturned precedent since our Foundingthat placed the prosecution of warswithin...

Friday Quotes: It's Open Line Friday!

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"It's frustrating that we have callers to C-SPAN that know more about what's going on than Larry King, and more about economics than Obama and McCain combined.""By the way, I am no baby's daddy.""Snerdley said he's heard that the Clintons have an enemies list based on this last campaign. I've read the same thing. Matt Drudge is on the enemies list, but I am not. How could I be? I mean, I sustained that campaign with Operation Chaos!"...


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