RUSH: Ed in Wheeling, West Virginia. Nice to have you on the EIB Network, sir.CALLER: Thank you. And you're worth it.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: My son, who I love more than life itself, is as far left as I am right. He's a believer in global warming. But the one thing we have in common is we both enjoy a fine cigar. But my question is, what if the global warming people are correct, and we do nothing?RUSH: Well, two things about this. Depending on how far back you want to go, if you go to RushLimbaugh.com...

RUSH: We're going to go back to the archives, ladies and gentlemen. The Democrat National Convention, as you know, is coming up. In case you haven't heard, no fried food for delegates at the Democrat National Convention. The food is going to have to be color coordinated so that it's pleasing to look at. No fried food whatsoever at any official function at the Democrat National Convention. It is the weirdest of the extreme wacko left on parade. As you know, there are a bunch of protest groups...

RUSH: CNBC is apparently going to be talking about my new contract extension with their roundtable group of experts. The topic is, "Am I worth it?" (laughing) Yes. Yes, they are. Greetings. Welcome back. Great to have you. Rush Limbaugh, the Excellence in Broadcasting Network and the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies, meeting and surpassing all audience expectations on a daily basis. I really like hearing myself because I love saying what I believe, I love being right,...

RUSH: Central Ohio, this is Mack. Nice to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: How you doing, Rush?RUSH: I'm fine, sir. Never better.CALLER: Well listen, I was on hold to talk to you back in 2000 because I was a supporter of John McCain, found him to be an honorable man, shook his hand, I'm a Navy veteran, and here we are again, huh?RUSH: You were mad at me then back in 2000? You had to be mad at me back in 2000.CALLER: Oh, I couldn't wait to talk to you about it, but, you know, some...

RUSH: Here's Benny in Blue Springs, Missouri, dangerously close to Independence, Missouri, where Obama was earlier this week to define his own patriotism. Hello, Benny.CALLER: Hi, Rush. Maha Rushie Italian-American mega dittos.RUSH: Thank you, sir, very much.CALLER: Regarding the usage of Swiftboating. On Turner Classic Movies, Spielberg had the audacity to defend his movie Munich so he wouldn't, quote, "be Swiftboated."RUSH: Wait a minute, now, Spielberg had the audacity to defend the movie...

RUSH: Now, McCain has finally had it with Wesley Clark. He was taking questions aboard his Straight Talk Express, the airplane. Did you see what McCain did? He went out and bought a 737, or chartered one or leased one, and painted it with McCain logos and stuff all over it. And he's decorated the inside of the 737 to replicate his Straight Talk bus, his Straight Talk Express bus. He had people on the airplane the other day, and he said it was time for Obama to cut General Wesley Clark loose....

RUSH: Now the Drive-Bys are making up news as they go along. That's what a poll is for, to help 'em make up news, and I have two examples here. "People would rather barbecue burgers with Barack Obama than with John McCain." That's right. In a new poll, "Obama Beats McCain as a Barbecue Guest -- While many are still..." and these people in the Drive-By Media wonder what in the world is happening to their audience and where are they going. This is mindless pap. This is not news. It is speculation....

RUSH: No, no, no, no, just call it a contract for America. That's how it should be viewed and how it should be seen. No, I'm not going to talk about it, Snerdley. No. Greetings, my friends, and welcome. It's the EIB Network and El -- why not? 'Cause, I'm just not. We got other things to do here. I am -- you know what -- well -- no, they won't be mad if I don't. Nobody talks about -- no -- anyway, greetings, and welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Rush Limbaugh from behind the Golden EIB...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"I know that the liberals will resent my contract, but I don't resent it. I earned it! And if Obama becomes president, I won't keep much of it." "For the most part what you've read about my contract is true, but I want to say a couple things: it's actually a pay cut, because I was projecting much more. And since I didn't get what I was projecting, I'm looking at this not as a raise, but as a cut.""There is a battle for the heart...

RUSH: Ed in Wheeling, West Virginia. Nice to have you on the EIB Network, sir.CALLER: Thank you. And you're worth it.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: My son, who I love more than life itself, is as far left as I am right. He's a believer in global warming. But the one thing we have in common is we both enjoy a fine cigar. But my question is, what if the global warming people are correct, and we do nothing?RUSH: Well, two things about this. Depending on how far back you want to go, if you go to RushLimbaugh.com...

RUSH: We're going to go back to the archives, ladies and gentlemen. The Democrat National Convention, as you know, is coming up. In case you haven't heard, no fried food for delegates at the Democrat National Convention. The food is going to have to be color coordinated so that it's pleasing to look at. No fried food whatsoever at any official function at the Democrat National Convention. It is the weirdest of the extreme wacko left on parade. As you know, there are a bunch of protest groups...

RUSH: CNBC is apparently going to be talking about my new contract extension with their roundtable group of experts. The topic is, "Am I worth it?" (laughing) Yes. Yes, they are. Greetings. Welcome back. Great to have you. Rush Limbaugh, the Excellence in Broadcasting Network and the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies, meeting and surpassing all audience expectations on a daily basis. I really like hearing myself because I love saying what I believe, I love being right,...

RUSH: Central Ohio, this is Mack. Nice to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: How you doing, Rush?RUSH: I'm fine, sir. Never better.CALLER: Well listen, I was on hold to talk to you back in 2000 because I was a supporter of John McCain, found him to be an honorable man, shook his hand, I'm a Navy veteran, and here we are again, huh?RUSH: You were mad at me then back in 2000? You had to be mad at me back in 2000.CALLER: Oh, I couldn't wait to talk to you about it, but, you know, some...

RUSH: Here's Benny in Blue Springs, Missouri, dangerously close to Independence, Missouri, where Obama was earlier this week to define his own patriotism. Hello, Benny.CALLER: Hi, Rush. Maha Rushie Italian-American mega dittos.RUSH: Thank you, sir, very much.CALLER: Regarding the usage of Swiftboating. On Turner Classic Movies, Spielberg had the audacity to defend his movie Munich so he wouldn't, quote, "be Swiftboated."RUSH: Wait a minute, now, Spielberg had the audacity to defend the movie...

RUSH: Now, McCain has finally had it with Wesley Clark. He was taking questions aboard his Straight Talk Express, the airplane. Did you see what McCain did? He went out and bought a 737, or chartered one or leased one, and painted it with McCain logos and stuff all over it. And he's decorated the inside of the 737 to replicate his Straight Talk bus, his Straight Talk Express bus. He had people on the airplane the other day, and he said it was time for Obama to cut General Wesley Clark loose....

RUSH: Now the Drive-Bys are making up news as they go along. That's what a poll is for, to help 'em make up news, and I have two examples here. "People would rather barbecue burgers with Barack Obama than with John McCain." That's right. In a new poll, "Obama Beats McCain as a Barbecue Guest -- While many are still..." and these people in the Drive-By Media wonder what in the world is happening to their audience and where are they going. This is mindless pap. This is not news. It is speculation....

RUSH: No, no, no, no, just call it a contract for America. That's how it should be viewed and how it should be seen. No, I'm not going to talk about it, Snerdley. No. Greetings, my friends, and welcome. It's the EIB Network and El -- why not? 'Cause, I'm just not. We got other things to do here. I am -- you know what -- well -- no, they won't be mad if I don't. Nobody talks about -- no -- anyway, greetings, and welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Rush Limbaugh from behind the Golden EIB...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"I know that the liberals will resent my contract, but I don't resent it. I earned it! And if Obama becomes president, I won't keep much of it." "For the most part what you've read about my contract is true, but I want to say a couple things: it's actually a pay cut, because I was projecting much more. And since I didn't get what I was projecting, I'm looking at this not as a raise, but as a cut.""There is a battle for the heart...

RUSH: Ed in Wheeling, West Virginia. Nice to have you on the EIB Network, sir.CALLER: Thank you. And you're worth it.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: My son, who I love more than life itself, is as far left as I am right. He's a believer in global warming. But the one thing we have in common is we both enjoy a fine cigar. But my question is, what if the global warming people are correct, and we do nothing?RUSH: Well, two things about this. Depending on how far back you want to go, if you go to RushLimbaugh.com...

RUSH: We're going to go back to the archives, ladies and gentlemen. The Democrat National Convention, as you know, is coming up. In case you haven't heard, no fried food for delegates at the Democrat National Convention. The food is going to have to be color coordinated so that it's pleasing to look at. No fried food whatsoever at any official function at the Democrat National Convention. It is the weirdest of the extreme wacko left on parade. As you know, there are a bunch of protest groups...

RUSH: CNBC is apparently going to be talking about my new contract extension with their roundtable group of experts. The topic is, "Am I worth it?" (laughing) Yes. Yes, they are. Greetings. Welcome back. Great to have you. Rush Limbaugh, the Excellence in Broadcasting Network and the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies, meeting and surpassing all audience expectations on a daily basis. I really like hearing myself because I love saying what I believe, I love being right,...

RUSH: Central Ohio, this is Mack. Nice to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: How you doing, Rush?RUSH: I'm fine, sir. Never better.CALLER: Well listen, I was on hold to talk to you back in 2000 because I was a supporter of John McCain, found him to be an honorable man, shook his hand, I'm a Navy veteran, and here we are again, huh?RUSH: You were mad at me then back in 2000? You had to be mad at me back in 2000.CALLER: Oh, I couldn't wait to talk to you about it, but, you know, some...

RUSH: Here's Benny in Blue Springs, Missouri, dangerously close to Independence, Missouri, where Obama was earlier this week to define his own patriotism. Hello, Benny.CALLER: Hi, Rush. Maha Rushie Italian-American mega dittos.RUSH: Thank you, sir, very much.CALLER: Regarding the usage of Swiftboating. On Turner Classic Movies, Spielberg had the audacity to defend his movie Munich so he wouldn't, quote, "be Swiftboated."RUSH: Wait a minute, now, Spielberg had the audacity to defend the movie...

RUSH: Now, McCain has finally had it with Wesley Clark. He was taking questions aboard his Straight Talk Express, the airplane. Did you see what McCain did? He went out and bought a 737, or chartered one or leased one, and painted it with McCain logos and stuff all over it. And he's decorated the inside of the 737 to replicate his Straight Talk bus, his Straight Talk Express bus. He had people on the airplane the other day, and he said it was time for Obama to cut General Wesley Clark loose....

RUSH: Now the Drive-Bys are making up news as they go along. That's what a poll is for, to help 'em make up news, and I have two examples here. "People would rather barbecue burgers with Barack Obama than with John McCain." That's right. In a new poll, "Obama Beats McCain as a Barbecue Guest -- While many are still..." and these people in the Drive-By Media wonder what in the world is happening to their audience and where are they going. This is mindless pap. This is not news. It is speculation....

RUSH: No, no, no, no, just call it a contract for America. That's how it should be viewed and how it should be seen. No, I'm not going to talk about it, Snerdley. No. Greetings, my friends, and welcome. It's the EIB Network and El -- why not? 'Cause, I'm just not. We got other things to do here. I am -- you know what -- well -- no, they won't be mad if I don't. Nobody talks about -- no -- anyway, greetings, and welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Rush Limbaugh from behind the Golden EIB...

Rush's Morning Update: Libs are LibsJuly 3, 2008Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Well, look at this, folks.Students nationwide are enjoying their annual break(except, of course,for the poor schlubs forced to go to summer skrool; I never had to do that, thank goodness). But nevertheless,there's education news. We have two items from overseas.First up: A British high skrool student, asked to describe the room that he was sitting...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"I know that the liberals will resent my contract, but I don't resent it. I earned it! And if Obama becomes president, I won't keep much of it." "For the most part, what you've read about my contract is true, but I want to say a couple things: It's actually a pay cut, because I was projecting much more. And since I didn't get what I was projecting, I'm looking at this not as a raise, but as a cut.""There is a battle for the heart...

Story #1: Crazy Joe Klein Wants You to Kill Your Air Conditioner RUSH: Joe Klein, TIME Magazine, latest issue. His piece is entitled, "Kill Your Air Conditioner." Now, this is a political reporter, Joe Klein. I've seen Joe Klein on TV a bunch of times the past two weeks, month, what have you, and I'm reading this piece, and I'm genuinely concerned: What has happened to Joe Klein? Joe Klein used to be a down-the-middle political reporter. He's always been a Drive-By, oriented toward the left,...

Story #1: Crazy Joe Klein Wants You to Kill Your Air Conditioner RUSH: Joe Klein, TIME Magazine, latest issue. His piece is entitled, "Kill Your Air Conditioner." Now, this is a political reporter, Joe Klein. I've seen Joe Klein on TV a bunch of times the past two weeks, month, what have you, and I'm reading this piece, and I'm genuinely concerned: What has happened to Joe Klein? Joe Klein used to be a down-the-middle political reporter. He's always been a Drive-By, oriented toward the left,...

Story #1: Crazy Joe Klein Wants You to Kill Your Air Conditioner RUSH: Joe Klein, TIME Magazine, latest issue. His piece is entitled, "Kill Your Air Conditioner." Now, this is a political reporter, Joe Klein. I've seen Joe Klein on TV a bunch of times the past two weeks, month, what have you, and I'm reading this piece, and I'm genuinely concerned: What has happened to Joe Klein? Joe Klein used to be a down-the-middle political reporter. He's always been a Drive-By, oriented toward the left,...