Rush’s Morning Update: Two-Fer! August 1, 2008

Rush’s Morning Update: Two-Fer!
August 1, 2008

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Ok, a couple of items today, folks. The Messiah,Lord Barack Obama the Most Merciful (the man-child),got zero bounce in the polls from his little intern tour of Europe. Then he had to throw his buddy, the rapper Ludacris, under the bus for his offensive lyrics in a pro-Obama song.

So to get his campaign back on track, the Messiah resorted to playing the race card again. Accusing McCain and Republicans, Lord Obama said: “What they’re going to try to do is make you scared of me. You know, he’s not patriotic enough, he’s got a funny name, you know, he doesn’t look like all those other presidents on the dollar bills.”

Lord Obama. You have accomplished nothing to make you worthy of appearing onthe currency! But voters aren’t scared of what you’d look like on the dollar; they’re scared of what you’ll do to their dollars! Take even more of themto spend on programs that haven’t worked anddon’t work and will never work!

The second item, ladies and gentlemen.NASA has announced a startling discovery. Saturn’s moon, Titan, has large lake-like features; at least one of them contains liquid hydrocarbons– ethane. This is huge! Besides earth, Titan is the only body in our solar system known to have liquids on its surface –and hydrocarbons are a building block of crude oil.

Heads up, Democrats in Congress: This is your new battlefront! To protect its environment and keep Saturn’s moon looking like ANWR,you better go into emergency session and craft legislation to ban all oil drilling on Titan now… or you will regret it.

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