RUSH: Marsha in Edwardsville, Illinois, right outside St. Louis. It's nice to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Mega dittos, Rush. I've been listening to you for too many years, since college.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: Saluki dittos from Edwardsville. Basically I have a couple of issues. I have one observation about Obama, being a revolutionary candidate. He is. He is the first black candidate for president. He is also the personal embodiment of Mike Dukakis, as evidenced in his fish...

RUSH: We move on to Phillipsburg, New Jersey. This is Freda. Hey, Freda, how are you?CALLER: Oh, I'm doing just fine, Rush. I'm so happy to speak to you. I have a remark to make. It's regarding the "lipstick on a pig" remark by Obama. Now, I heard this morning on one of the cable networks, that Mr. Burton, who I believe is Obama's press secretary, submitted a written statement, and I saw it on TV, and at the end of the statement it said something like McCain was asked what honor meant to...

RUSH: This is Vincent in Eatonton, Georgia. Vincent, welcome to the EIB Network, sir, great to have you here.CALLER: Mega dittos from Eatonton, Georgia.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: First of all, congratulations on your 20th anniversary and may the next 20 years be as rewarding for you as the last 20 have been for us.RUSH: Thank you, sir, very much. Appreciate that.CALLER: Our pleasure. Rush, I'm not a conspiracy theorist like Oliver Stone, but I also believe in the analogy that where there's...

RUSH: Now, there's more melting down in the Obama campaign. Linda Douglass, we've told you about her, Linda Douglass used to work at ABC, and she used to work at NBC as a Drive-By Media journalist. She decided that she was not having enough impact for Obama as a Drive-By journalist so she said I'm leaving Drive-Byism and I am going to go work for Obama. So we have yet another member of the extreme left media abandoning the media to go to work for Obama as a spokesperson. She was on Joe Scarborough's...

RUSH: Here is Michael in Alsip, Illinois. Nice to have you on the program.CALLER: (silence)RUSH: Michael?CALLER: Hello?RUSH: Hey, Michael. How are you? CALLER: Good. How you doing, Rush?RUSH: Never better.CALLER: Excellent. I've got a couple observations here, and I want to throw in a (unintelligible) politics dittos to everybody out there. Anyways (sic), my first of two observations is, number one, I didn't notice Governor Palin wearing lipstick while campaigning with Senator McCain today....

RUSH: Now, this is the next McCain ad that really has the Obama camp fit to be tied. It's entitled "Education."ANNOUNCER: Education Week says Obama hasn't made a significant mark on education, that he's elusive on accountability, a staunch defender of the existing public school monopoly. Obama's one accomplishment: Legislation to teach comprehensive sex education to kindergarteners. Learning about sex before learning to read? Barack Obama, wrong on education, wrong for your family.MCCAIN:...

RUSH: This is September the 10th. This is the eve of the seventh anniversary of the 9/11 terror attacks, and you know what congressional Democrats have done? They have released a report attacking the Bush administration. This report, issued by the Homeland Security and Foreign Affairs Committees, claims that the Bush administration has failed to provide the American people the security they expect and deserve. They charge that there's been a failure to provide rail and bus security, cargo screening,...

RUSH: This is Joe Biden yesterday at a campaign event in Columbia, Missouri.BIDEN: Uh, uh, Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about? I tell you what, you're making everybody else stand up, though, pal. I tell you what, stand up for Chuck.RUSH: And then he walks over to Chuck, you can't see Chuck because everybody is standing up for Chuck, and he walks over, and he says, "Can you tell I'm new at this?" Here, listen to...

RUSH: You know, folks -- (laughing) -- if I were advising Sarah Palin -- (laughing) -- starting with her next speech, I'd have her take out a white cloth handkerchief. I'd have her wipe off her lipstick. I'd have her say, "There, now I'm just a pit bull." And then I'd have her give the speech. The dam may have busted, ladies and gentlemen. Biden said yesterday electing Sarah Palin would be a step backwards for women. He has commented on her looks. Obama had a top financial finance guy say...

Rush's Morning Update: RememberSeptember 11, 2008Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Seven years ago, America was blindsided. Nineteen terrorists, possessed by evil, brought down the Twin Towers, blew a hole in the Pentagon, crashed a plane in Pennsylvania --leaving 3,000 Americans dead.Al-Qaeda's war on America had already claimed hundreds of American livesthrough embassy bombings, the USS Cole bombing, and other attacks, but...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"You can put lipstick on a community organizer, but it doesn't make him presidential material.""If I were to say something like, 'Anyone with pig's ears shouldn't throw pig slurs,' would anybody think I was making a direct attack on Obama? Hmm? Just illustrating a point here. You should see the wide-eyed fear on the looks of my staff on the other side of the glass.""What Sarah Palin is demonstrating is that you do not have to come...

Story #1: Thomas Friedman Begs Barry to Get Tough RUSH: When you get a 20-point swing in white women from Obama to McCain, that's unprecedented. I don't think anybody's seen that kind of movement that quickly in presidential politics in their lifetimes. You know the Democrats live and die by the polls, and they're out there saying, "Well, the polls don't matter, don't matter! Change every day! Snapshots! Doesn't mean anything!" They live and die by it. I'm telling you, there's got to be panic...