RUSH: Now, warning, ladies and gentlemen, a common term used for a certain female body part will appear in this sound bite. I was asked by Cookie if she should bleep it out. I said, "Give me the context." She gave me the context, I said, "Nope, leave it in." But if you don't want to hear it I'm going to count down from five and you can turn the radio off for about 22 seconds. Make it 30 to be safe. But if you don't turn down the sound after having been warned and then complain about it, I...

RUSH: National Journal on the air, the host Tammy Haddad, used to be the original producer of Larry King Live, then she went over to PMSNBC, got out of there in the nick of time before it went totally off board, took up residence in a combination of Pyongyang, Beijing, and Moscow. She has Bill Burton, the spokes-hack for Barack Obama, on. And she said, "You have an ad out there, includes Rush Limbaugh, going after Rush Limbaugh, known as poking the bear."BURTON: If John McCain and Rush Limbaugh...

RUSH: Last night, CNBC's Closing Bell, Maria Bartiromo interviewing former President Bill Clinton. And Maria Bartiromo says, "Were you surprised by the Palin bounce for the McCain campaign?"CLINTON: No, she's an instinctively effective candidate, and with a compelling story. And I think it was exciting to some that she was a woman, it was exciting that she was from Alaska, exciting that she's sort of like the person she is. I get why she's done so well. She's -- she's -- a mistake to underestimate...

RUSH: Let's grab a phone call here because if I keep running off at the mouth we'll never get to the phones, and I promised people we'd get to the phones. Snerdley assures me he's found the best that can be found out there, and so let's see. We'll start in Fort Pierce, Florida. This is Paul. Great that you called, sir. Nice to have you with us.CALLER: Hey, Rush, I appreciate what you do and you're speaking the truth and that's what's going to keep us free.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: Hey, I want...

RUSH: We told you about this yesterday. Everybody's got the video and the audio now, but here it is on our program.MICHELLE: We may decide to do something that -- that is different than Barack Obama, but we should decide that based on our self-interests and what we think is best. The only way that will happen is that if people are paying attention and neighbors are talking to neighbors and family members are talking to family members. People shouldn't make a decision this time based on, I like...

RUSH: What's this? Protesters interrupt a Messiah rally in Florida. Twenty or thirty, it looks like more than that, they're still walking them out of there. It looks like there's at least 20 or 30 protesters, and they're black, and they're carrying signs too small to read, but they're walking them out of there now. Obama is up there with Larry Wasserman's daughter. (interruption) Is that what he said? (interruption) Yeah, it is work listening to an Obama speech these days. It is work being...

RUSH: I want to get to the Wall Street Journal op-ed today that I told you was coming yesterday. We've linked to it at RushLimbaugh.com, if you haven't seen it. I want to thank everybody who has written me kudos about this, not just you from the audience, but several friends of mine in the conservative media, just all over the place, the response has been heartwarming. The real bottom line, I'll tell you what I think this is. The purpose of this Spanish-language ad was in part to distort what...

RUSH: What happened yesterday with the situation in New York, the Conference of Presidents of Major American Jewish Organizations, where they disinvited Sarah Palin after Hillary refused to appear with her. Malcolm Hoenlein runs that organization and Malcolm Hoenlein is a friend of mine. Malcolm Hoenlein is the man who arranged and accompanied me on that wonderful trip to Israel that I had in 1993. I think what's happened here, the George Soros people are taking credit for shutting this down....

Rush's Morning Update: Help!September 22, 2008Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Alright, folks; buckle up, here. Alittle-known Texas law is posing a threat to hundreds of people who own beachfront properties in Galveston. Thanks to Hurricane Ike's beach erosion, these Texans now find their homes sitting closer to the water's edge. Under the 1959 Texas Open Beaches Act, many of the homes Ike spared could be condemned by the stateof...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"You know why Bill Clinton said that we shouldn't underestimate Palin and why he's complimenting her? He wants a date.""Why the hell should we be worried about crossing the aisle and trying to break bread with people who would rather embarrass Sarah Palin than protest Iran? I'm sorry, but what is there that we have in common with these people?""Hillary refused to appear with Sarah Palin because she didn't want to appear with somebody...

Story #1: Sandra Bernhard: NYC Blacks Would Gang-Rape Palin RUSH: Sandra Bernhard... I wish I could repeat a joke somebody told me about her, but I can't. I can't even hint. It is too obscene -- but it's too funny, too. It's so good! She was at a roast for Jerry Stiller, and she really didn't say anything. She just got up and did a lewd dance routine to some song. Then Jeffrey Ross, another smut-mouth comedian, got and up and -- well, I can't tell you, but it was hilarious.Anyway, she has some...