RUSH: Last Monday, this past Monday, the new federal courthouse in my hometown, Cape Girardeau, Missouri, was dedicated to my grandfather, Rush Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh, Sr., he's now known as. It was an hour-and-a-half ceremony, and I have three sound bites from one of the speeches. This particular speech was made by my uncle, Steve Limbaugh, Sr. He is a retired federal judge, district judge, for the Eastern District of Missouri, and we had a great weekend. We had a dinner on Sunday night. Senator...

RUSH: Let me synthesize this for you. People who shouldn't be voting. People who shouldn't be getting home loans. These practices are undermining our country, but these people who shouldn't be voting -- ACORN-registered voters 7200 times, whatever; people who get loans, mortgages that they can never pay back -- this is the new Democrat Party power base. The push to get people in homes they can't afford has undermined the economy. The push to get people to the polls who don't even know where the...

RUSH: We always hear about riots. We're going to have riots if that happens, going to have riots if that happens. Who are the people rioting? Who are the people protesting? Well, when you look at who they are the vast majority of them are supported by those of us who play by the rules, we go to work every day, and we pay our taxes. What do they have to riot about? When do we get to riot? Look at what we've had to pay for. We've had to pay for the second New Deal. The Great Society, LBJ...

RUSH: And greetings to you music lovers, thrill-seekers, conversationalists and people like me, seriously considering a second job. The markets the way they are, I think I'm going to hire myself out as a guy that goes around to rich people's houses and say, “Look, for five bucks an hour I'll drive your car around the block just so that tires don't get flat.”JOHNNY DONOVAN: Live from New York, it's Open Line Friday!RUSH: And, of course, you know what Open Line Friday means. Means...

Rush's Morning Update: A Test For TestiesOctober 13, 2008Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer My friends, we have wonderful news -- let me rephrase that -- we have interesting news from the wonderful world of science. Researchers have found that cells taken from men’s … onions -- appear to be just as versatile as stem cells that come from embryos.Scientists at the Center forsomething inBiology and Medicine -- in Germany...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!“Why do we need a New Deal number two if the New Deal number one didn't work?”“The markets the way they are, I think I'm going to hire myself out as a guy that goes around to rich peoples’ houses and says, ‘For five bucks an hour I'll drive your car around the block just so the tires don't get flat.’”“Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi said that political leaders are discussing...

Story #1:Peace Prize to Muhammad of Bangladesh MicrocreditRUSH: A few years ago, ladies and gentlemen, the Nobel prize committee awarded the Peace Prize to a man named Muhammad Yunus, from Bangladesh. Works at the Grameen bank. Do you know why Muhammad Yunus Bangladesh got the Nobel Peace Prize? Because he came up with a way to offer loans to poor people who couldn't pay them back. A statement from the Nobel committee awarding the Nobel Peace Prize to a Bangladesh banker: “ Lasting peace...