RUSH: Folks, I have to tell you, this is chilling to me. It hadn't hit me until our last caller who said they're investigating Palin, Obama investigating Palin and Joe the Plumber, and they haven't come up with anything substantive on Joe the Plumber. Now, who the hell are the Obama campaign to be investigating a private citizen? He is not part of the McCain campaign. He has had no relationship with John McCain over the years. John McCain never heard of Joe the Plumber 'til Joe the Plumber...

RUSH: Last Sunday, I think it was Sunday -- I heard about this late last week -- an attorney for Cindy McCain sent a letter to Bill Keller of the New York Times. Apparently the New York Times was preparing some sort of hit piece on Cindy McCain and her lawyer fired back a letter, "Why aren't you investigating Obama? Why aren't you doing investigations of these other people?" and one of the questions that the lawyer asked of Bill Keller of the New York Times is, "Why are you not investigating Obama's...

RUSH: Jack Murtha, Pennsylvania, said last week that voters in his district and in western Pennsylvania are racists. Yesterday in Charleroi, Pennsylvania, Channel 4 Pittsburgh, WTAE talking to Murtha, and he added this to the racist comment.MURTHA: What I mean is, there's still folks that have a problem voting for somebody 'cause they're black. This whole area years ago was -- was really redneck, particularly older people. They're hesitant, they want change but they don't want to see things...

RUSH: Now, it's time for some instructions. I have three news stories here and they are from the Associated Press-Obama. Nevada: "Nevada Democrats have a big jump on Republicans in early voting in the state's urban centers of Las Vegas and Reno, election officials say. Cumulative early-vote totals in the Las Vegas area show ballots were cast by 31,875 Democrats and 13,371 Republicans through midday Monday. Republicans had the advantage in absentee balloting, 6,616 to 6,161 through noon Monday."...

RUSH: Let me just tell you, ladies and gentlemen, we have two weeks to go before the election. And the campaign has reached the point the Obama campaign feared the most: foreign policy. With two weeks to go, the last thing the Obama campaign wants on the table is foreign policy. Thank you, Joe Biden. Joe Biden has put foreign policy on the table and has said essentially that Obama's response to being tested -- and he will be tested by mean people -- his response will be unsatisfactory and he's...

RUSH: This is Jim in Watertown, Massachusetts. Hello, sir.CALLER: Hello, Rush. Dittos.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: I keep hearing about how Barack Obama is being compared to John F. Kennedy and one of the things that frightens me is that he's going to have, instead of the Cuban missile crisis, a Venezuelan missile crisis. I just want to know your opinion on that.RUSH: You mean the possibility that the Russkies will install missiles down there in Venezuela?CALLER: Absolutely.RUSH: Well, a possibility....

RUSH: Ed in Milford, Connecticut, hello, sir, nice to have you on the EIB Network.CALLER: Hey, Rush, I just have two quick points. One, I thank God for Sarah Palin, and I hope she's listening, because what I want to say is: I know in my heart we got the right person when we can make these libs as angry as they are, that they will travel so far up to Alaska to sift through her trash; that they'll try to take apart Joe the Plumber and do whatever they can. By the way, they still haven't found anything...

RUSH: We'll start in Columbia, South Carolina, with Rick. It's great to have you on the program, sir. Hello.CALLER: Rush, it's an honor to talk to you, sir.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: I just wanted tell you, I'm one of those people that's within weeks of being foreclosed on, and I want to tell you something.RUSH: Hang on just a second, though, hang on just a second. You have a subprime mortgage?CALLER: Yes, sir.RUSH: You do?CALLER: Yes, sir.RUSH: Okay, so you have a subprime mortgage. Were...

RUSH: Joe Biden. His brain scans were not released as part of the health records. He had a couple of aneurysms. His brain is obviously scrambled. Remember in his acceptance speech, the Democrat National Convention, he kept saying that his father said, "Hey, champ. Get up! Get up, champ. Get up! Get up. Get up off the floor. Get up, get up." His mother would say, "Hey, it's not just get up. You go back out there and you bloody their nose when they knock you down." The problem is it's Biden knocking...

RUSH: Obama was just -- what? -- ten, 15 miles south of us this morning. He was down in Lake Worth, Florida, and this is among the things he said.OBAMA: Yesterday I heard Senator McCain say I'm more concerned with who gets your piece of the pie than with growing the pie. But make no mistake about it, after eight years of Bush-McCain economics, the pie is shrinking. It's not growing. That means lower wages and declining incomes, plummeting home values, rising unemployment. So we've seen what...

RUSH: Folks, this is too much fun. The Drive-Bys are still all worked up over my claim, my confident claim, that Obama received his endorsement from Colin Powell on the basis of skin color. What they're now saying is that I called Powell a racist in doing so. This is the Drive-Bys and their attempt to manufacture this definition of racism. They're now claiming that I'm saying Colin Powell is a racist and I never said any such thing. I simply said that the determining factor in his endorsement...

Rush's Morning Update: VacuumOctober 22, 2008Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer According to a recent Rasmussen poll, 44 percent of voters agree withObama when he says that"when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody." Only 42 percent of voters in this poll disagree with that. Almost 70 percent of Democrats agree; an overwhelming number of Republicans-- almost 80 percent-- are opposed. Broken down by age, the...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Listen to me. This is a close election. It is not the landslide that you are being force-fed daily in the Drive-By Media.""Remember Joe Biden's acceptance speech at the Democrat National Convention? He said his father always said, 'Hey, champ, when you get knocked down, get up.' The problem is, it's always Biden knocking himself down.""Pretty much what Obama is going to do is punish every achiever he can find. I don't care how...

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