CAVUTO: Now to that other fear that's building up, the anti-tax rush, as in Rush Limbaugh. He is so fed up with New York's new "millionaires tax," he's packing up and heading out. The New York governor all but telling him, "Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out." The governor isn't speaking to us, but Rush is. Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh, joining me now on the phone for this exclusive chat. Well, Rusph, they couldn't have been more to the point. They're glad you're leaving....

RUSH: All the tea parties are scheduled for April 15th, tax day, biggies. There's even going to be a tea party here where we live, Mr. Snerdley, in West Palm Beach, right across from the big courthouse over there. You're gonna have a big tea party in Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Atlanta -- well, they're all over the place. And yesterday word somehow got out that ACORN and a bunch of Obamatrons are so upset by this that they are planning on infiltrating the tea parties to cause mayhem and unrest...

RUSH: This from AP. "Chrysler Rolls Out SUV After Government Scolding -- Just a week after the White House scolded Chrysler LLC for relying too much on gas guzzlers, the company is heading to a marquee auto show [today] to unveil a new SUV." You gotta love these guys at Chrysler! Bob Nardelli runs the show there. "Chrysler insists the Jeep Grand Cherokee, which clocks in at 20 mpg in its two-wheel-drive version and 19 in four-wheel-drive, is a crowd favorite and a crucial part of its lineup."...

RUSH: Here's Jacquelyn in Rochester, New York. Jacquelyn, thank you for calling. Great to have you on the Rush Limbaugh program. Hi.CALLER: Hi, Rush. I'm so honored to speak to you.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: I'm an English teacher in a suburb of Rochester, and you said something a couple weeks ago that really struck my heart, and it was when you were talking about the smallest minority in our society being the individual. I just wanted to thank you for that, because I've been using that in...

RUSH: You think I should tell 'em, Snerdley? I don't like to go public with this kind of information, but it would buttress my case. I have been on a diet. I started March the 9th, I think. Yeah. Let me check the date here. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Yep, yep. I started March the 9th. Today is Day 27. I have lost 27 pounds, twenty-seven pounds in 27 days. No, I'm not going to tell you how because I've done every diet. They all work. This is the point. There's not a diet out there that doesn't...

RUSH: I see today the Boston Globe is being run just like public transit. The Boston Globe supposedly lost $85 million, and they are going to raise the price of the paper to a dollar-and-a-half. Did I see that right? Now, this indicates and proves to me that the people running this paper, which is the New York Times, do not understand the market. Why are they having trouble? Advertising revenues are down. Why are advertising revenues down in the newspaper industry? Fewer people are reading...

So Barack Obama goes on his world tour, apologizes for America. Everybody says, "Wow, it's great to have such a humble guy leading the country." Humble? It takes profound arrogance to go around the world, apologize for your country, to say that your country is lacking, but only now is your country worth anything, because you happen to be president. That's not humility. That's profound conceit and arrogance, which is part and parcel of Barack Obama. So Obama goes around the world, he apologizes,...

RUSH: Well, this is hilarious. What a way to start the Congressional Black Caucus, goes down to la Habana and they end up meeting with Fidel Castro, and we learn that Fidel Castro wants Obama to succeed. Yes! The island dictator, Fidel Castro, who basically runs a gigantic sugar and tobacco plantation, if you want to know what Cuba is, it is nothing but a population being held hostage on a sugar and tobacco plantation. The Congressional Black Caucus goes down there heaping praise upon Fidel...

Rush's Morning Update: IgnoredApril 9, 2009Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Obama's education secretary, Bill Ayers -- uh, sorry:Arne Duncan -- told about 400 Denver students that they weren't working hard enough;they should be spending more time in school. "You're competing for jobs with kids from India and China," he told them. "I think schools should be open six, seven days a week; eleven, twelve months a year."Arne Duncan...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Fidel Castro wants Barack Obama to succeed. Fidel Castro wanted George Bush to fail. What does that tell you?""The worst thing that could happen to the global warming people is for their solutions to work. It's the same thing in the race industry -- if we actually ended racism, do you realize what a disaster it would be for the Reverend Jackson and Reverend Sharpton?""The Drive-Bys are not reporting on the tea parties now, and...