RUSH: Rick in Fayetteville, Arkansas, glad you called, sir, great to have you on the EIB Network, sir. Hello.CALLER: Mr. Limbaugh.RUSH: Yes!CALLER: Dittos from the college town that created the Clintons.RUSH: Thank you, sir, very much, great to have you here from the college town that created the Clintons.CALLER: Yeah, I know, it's not that good.RUSH: Yeah.CALLER: Hey, last night on his press conference, this sharp looking black guy from BET stood up and said, "Mr. President, in New York,...

RUSH: I want to play you a sound bite. It dovetails exactly with my stirring monologues in the second hour about the golden opportunity to contrast and to provide an alternative with what Obama is doing out there. It's a great, great, opportunity right now. They had a roundtable on the Charlie Rose Show last night, and of course my name came up all over it. This was the greatest press conference ever; Obama is the greatest ever. In fact, they said White House has polling data that says Americans...

RUSH: Here's Linda in El Centro, California. Twenty-five percent unemployment there. Hi, Linda.CALLER: Hi, Rush. This is like the best Mother's Day gift I could ever have.RUSH: No, no, no, you gotta get flowers. CALLER: (giggles)RUSH: Is somebody gonna give you flowers for Mother's Day?CALLER: Oh, probably.RUSH: You expect them, right?CALLER: Of course! (giggles)RUSH: Well, see, I that's what I said yesterday. You can't go wrong, folks. Everybody thinks that flowers are a last resort.CALLER:...

RUSH: Joe Biden is killing commercial aviation and public transportation. On the Today Show today, he was on with Matt Lauer. Matt Lauer said, "Mr. Vice President, if a member of your family came to you and said, 'Look, I want to go on a commercial airliner to Mexico and back within the next week,' would you think it's a good idea?"BIDEN: I would tell members of my family, and I have, I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now. It's not that it's going to Mexico, it's you're in a confined...

RUSH: Mitchell, 18 years old, Traverse City, Michigan. Hello, and welcome to the Rush Limbaugh program. Hi.CALLER: Hey, how are you doing?RUSH: Good.CALLER: I was just calling to talk to you. I'm a senior in high school and today I was on the Internet reading Fox News, and my teacher came up behind me and found out I was reading Fox News and yelled at me in front of the whole class and said I was not allowed to read Fox News in class, that I'm only allowed to read BBC and stuff of that nature.RUSH:...

RUSH: I want to take the occasion while I have your attention here. This press conference last night, again, there was not a single question about the shrinking gross domestic product, or shrinking economy. Not a single question about this massive debt that's being piled up for generations. Not a single question about the outrageous budget that was just passed by Congress. Not a single question about nationalized health care plans. This is such an opportunity, such an opportunity for an articulate,...

RUSH: In a few short minutes, the president of the United States, Barack Peron, will announce his Argentinean-like takeover of Chrysler. Yeah, we don't hear much about Juan Peron anymore, we hear about Evita. What's happening to Chrysler today the president's going to announce it according to the schedule in four minutes, right outta Juan Peron's playbook. Left-wing fascism coming out for Chrysler. Hey, folks, great to have you with us. It's EIB Network and El Rushbo at 800-282-2882. I did...

RUSH: President Obama, in his press conference last night -- all of a sudden, and for the first time -- cited a world leader with respect.And that would be Winston Churchill. After showing disrespect to Winston Churchill for most of his term so far, President Obama cited the great Winston Churchill as a beacon for a nation like ours to show that we should not torture. Even, Obama said, when Britain was being bombed to smithereens, Churchill refused to compromise the moral values of Great Britain....

RUSH: Now, I want to give you an analogy here to what's happened. I gave you one analogy yesterday that you get married and you know within a month that you've made a mistake, but you don't dare start thinking divorce -- and you wouldn't dare tell anybody that. "Oh, my gosh, I goofed up here. Ah, I can't do this." So you stick it out. Well, that's where a lot of Obama voters now are. "I can't believe it," but they're not ever going to admit that they think they made a mistake. Here's another...

Rush's Morning Update: DisabusedMay 1, 2009Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Near the end of his 100-day press conference, President Obama said: "I want to disabuse people of this notion that somehow we enjoy, you know, meddling in the private sector." He then said he's amused to hear critics say: "Obama wants to grow government."My friends, what aspect of the private sector is not being occupied by the government right now?The...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"I never thought I'd say it, but I long for the good old days of Sam Donaldson.""This Chrysler bankruptcy is a huge Barack Obama failure. Well, actually, at the end of the day, it's a dynamic success for Barack Obama. This is precisely what he wants to happen: the United Auto Workers ending up with majority control of this company.""Obama will pretend to love us as long as he gets what he wants, and he's told us what he wants:...