RUSH: This is Jane in Dallas. It's great to have you on the program, Jane.CALLER: Hi. How are you?RUSH: Fine and dandy. Thank you.CALLER: Okay. I was driving home from lunch with my husband. He said to me, "Jane, what do the Democrats want? They own the car industry. They don't want us to go to college. What do they want? At the end of this, what do they want? They're going to have all the power, and what do they want?"RUSH: What inspired this? Is it because even though they've got...

Rush: Automobile dealers fighting against closures. You may have heard earlier on the program today that the brilliance of Barack Obama and his auto czar -- try this -- we're going to close 3,000 Chrysler dealerships, which means it's going to be really hard to go find a Chrysler. Then we're going to cut the advertising budget in half, which means fewer people are going to know what kind of cars are available wherever you have to go to get 'em. And this is going to save the automobile industry....

RUSH: Curtis in Springdale, Arkansas. Hi.CALLER: Hello, Rush. It's an honor.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: Hey, I'd like to lead up to my question if that's okay.RUSH: Yeah.CALLER: Okay, do you agree that the reasons the Republicans lost the presidential and congressional elections were the economy and Iraq, right, for the most part?RUSH: Not entirely.CALLER: Okay. But now, with all one party in both sides, both the presidential and congressional sides --RUSH: Yeah.CALLER: -- you only...

RUSH: President Obama was at Arizona State University-Tempe, and delivered the commencement address. We have four sound bites here, and here is number one.OBAMA: It may be tempting to fall back on the formulas for success that have been peddled so frequently in recent years. You're taught to chase after all the usual brass rings. You chase after the big money, and you figure how big your corner office is. You worry about whether you have a fancy enough title or a fancy enough car. That's the...

RUSH: McCain's mother is dumping on me. On The Tonight Show last night, Leno said to Roberta McCain, "How about Rush Limbaugh? You one of his fans?"ROBERTA MCCAIN: What he thinks about and represents of the Republican Party has nothing to do with my side of it. I don't know what the man means. I don't know what he's talking about. The chairman of the Republican Party, Steele, was exactly right when he defined this man as an entertainer. And, to my horror, the Republican Party made him back...

RUSH: You want to hear a little bit of Nancy Pelosi flailing around today? By the way, Bill Sammon had the greatest take. Bill Sammon is the Washington bureau chief at Fox News, and after Pelosi went out there with version 5.0 of -- Oh, before I get to Sammon, folks, the fireworks have just begun here because she today said that the CIA is lying. She came out and said the CIA is lying. Now, when you do that, when the Speaker of the House says the CIA is lying, well, the fun hasn't even begun...

RUSH: Let me translate all of this for you. It's very simple. Pelosi is out there flailing around with version 5.0 on torture and what she knew; when she knew it. You can't look at that as an isolated thing. You got Pelosi flailing around on torture; you got Obama doing a 180 on the interrogation photos, and now you've got Obama doing a 180 on detainees. We may keep 'em indefinitely and we may not try them. So Obama has employed the Bush policy. Can I translate all this for you? Very simple:...

Rush's Morning Update: New Bag!May 15, 2009Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Well, in the immortal words of the Godfather of Soul, James Brown: "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag." Papa, in this case, is none other than Obama.According to press reports, there's a plan in the works for some terrorists now at Club Gitmo. They would be moved to a yet-undisclosed location on US soiland held without trial --indefinitely. This news will...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"The truth does not require a majority to prevail. The truth is its own power. The truth willout. Never forget that.""So we have Pelosi flailing around on torture, Obama doing a 180 on the interrogation photos, and now Obama doing a 180 on detainees. Can I translate all this for you? It's very simple: Dick Cheney gets results.""Nancy Pelosi gets a lot of exercise when she blinks. Do you realize the muscle exertion required for...

Story #1:Obama's Chrysler Solution: Eliminate 3,000 DealersRUSH: How about this? We're gonna eliminate 3,000 dealers. We're going to cut our advertising budget in half. We're going to thus make our cars invisible and we're going to make our cars hard to find, in the process we're going to revive these companies. That's the new government plan for Chrysler, and it's probably going to be the same for General Motors. Eliminate 3,000 dealers. The average number of employees at a dealer is 50,...