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"Millions of stimulus checks sent to dead people? I'm not surprised. Obama's from Chicago. Dead people do all kinds of things in Chicago."
"Pelosi's finding out what it's like to be me every day. You know, these Democrats get such softball treatment that when they get a true question-and-answer session from the media, they don't know how to handle it. These people couldn't last one day with the scrutiny I get!"
"Pelosi yesterday was flustered as all get out. What, Snerdley? She was shaking? Well, that could be Botox withdrawal. I don't want to be too hard on the shaking."
"This 'green' house here in Troy, Michigan looks like a model trailer at a trailer park! Nothing against trailer parks -- please don't misunderstand -- but if you have 900 grand, you don't live in one!"
"Productivity has skyrocketed in America for one reason: because only 8% of the workforce in the private sector is unionized!"
"The gap between the earnings of the average Hollywood movie star and the average moviegoer is the widest it has ever been. So, according to the union thugs, this should mean massive tax increases on Hollywood actors, right? I mean, if the theory works, the theory works."
"Next thing you know, we're going to go back to the horse and buggy and our streets are going to be dirt with horse manure in the middle of them. That's what's idiotic and insane about Obamanomics: we've been there, and we didn't like it."
"Make no mistake about it: pro-choice means pro-abort. All you have to do is tell a pro-choicer that you're pro-choice, too -- you just choose life -- and they won't let you in the door."
"Now that this Gallup poll says that 51% of the American people say they oppose abortion, can we now say that the debate over abortion is over? Just like Algore says with regards to global warming?"
"Don't be fooled by the sound of voices, folks. We in radio learned long ago that voices don't match faces. Just trust me on this."