GLENN: Now we go to the former head of the Republican Party. He did step down yesterday, but Mr. Rush Limbaugh is with us. Rush, how are you, sir?RUSH: I'm fine. Hey, Glenn, how are you? You feeling better today?GLENN: I am feeling a little bit better today. Thank you.RUSH: NyQuil? How do you stay awake taking that stuff?GLENN: I have no idea. It's the first time I've tried it. It's not a good thing. Rush, I wanted to ask you: What is the most disturbing thing that you see coming out...

RUSH: I want to talk about Vice President Biden. There's an interesting story today that Obama is really fed up with him and had to bring him in and say, "Joe, you're going to have to be more disciplined. You're distracting things here with some of these things that you're saying," and he's now over in the Balkans. They've gotten him out of town. Now, you remember earlier... When was it? May 19th. This is two days ago. This is in the Detroit Free Press. Actually it was the day before. Eleanor...

RUSH: Doug in Atlanta, this is a cell call, nice to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Hey, Rush, how are you doing? RUSH: Fine, thank you very much.CALLER: Luckiest man on I-85 dittos to you.RUSH: Are you driving hands-free on this cell phone?CALLER: Oh, no, my wife is driving.RUSH: Your wife's driving.CALLER: Yeah.RUSH: Well, that's not much safer.CALLER: (laughing) Anyway, you know what you've been talking about today, when are we going to bring back the misery index and track...

RUSH: Dear Rush,I listened to your show yesterday and I listened to you on Greta Van Susteren last night. You astound me at how off-base you are. To say that John Boehner, Eric Cantor, Peter King, Jeff Sessions, Haley Barbour, Kit Bond -- to name just a few -- have not been strong supporters of conservative values and have openly been defying this popular president is a lie. And I'm not used to you lying. No one in the Republican Party would consider Colin Powell one of its leaders except the...

RUSH: Here's Phyllis in Westchester, New York. Nice to have you Phyllis. Hi.CALLER: Hi, Rush. I'm so happy to speak to you. I've been trying to get through for a year and I really want to first apologize to you.RUSH: Really? Why?CALLER: Yes, because I'm a born-again conservative. I became a conservative on 9/12 -- well, actually the afternoon of 9/11. Before that I was a Kool-Aid drinking liberal. I grew up, my childhood, in New York City and it was, you know, in your mother's milk there....

RUSH: Federal Reserve. "The Federal Reserve Bank's latest forecasts for the US economy are gloomier than the ones released three months earlier with an expectation for higher unemployment and a steeper drop in economic activity. The Fed now says unemployment will be between 9.2% and 9.6%. The previous forecast was between 8.5% and 8.8%, and we're already at 8.9%." Ha-ha-ha. Well, I'm not laughing at that. I'm laughing at their bad prediction. "They say that the GDP will drop between 1.3%...

RUSH: Let me grab a quick phone call before we go to the break. It's Patricia in Wilmington, North Carolina, nice to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: A pleasure to speak to you, Rush.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: First of all on Obama, this is a guy that when the market tanked the first time he laughed, and someone must have told him to knock it off because it didn't look good. My husband said, "How dare that arrogant son of a gun laugh when people are losing their investments?" But to...

RUSH: "The FBI busted a homegrown terror cell late Wednesday night as the men sneaked around a Jewish temple in Riverdale planting what they thought was packages of C-4 explosives. The four African-American men, three of whom were said to be jailhouse converts to Islam --" So, yeah, let's bring these Guantanamo Bay guys up to our prisons and maybe we can keep 'em from escaping. Yeah, but what kind of recruitment can they do from the inside? "The four African-American men, three of whom were said...

BEGIN TRANSCRIPTRUSH: By the way, the teleprompter today really shafted the eloquent President Obama.OBAMA: We have our CIA Director Leon Panetta; we have our Secretary of Defense William Gates.RUSH: William Gates is the founder and chairman of Microsoft. The secretary of defense is Robert Gates, ladies and gentlemen. So the teleprompter -- he-he-he-he-he-he -- teleprompter scored one there on the eloquent Barack Obama. END TRANSCRIPT*Note: Links to content outside RushLimbaugh.com usually...

RUSH: It has been a fascinating morning, ladies and gentlemen, dueling national security speeches by Fidel -- uh, Barack Obama. We got Castroed! We got Castroed by Fidel -- uh, Barack Obama. He just kept going and going and going. I have never seen President Obama as defensive as he was today. Greetings, my friends. The former titular head of the Republican Party Rush Limbaugh at the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies. Our telephone number if you want to join us today,...

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You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Obama apologized to terrorists for the past eight years. You don't win wars on defense, and you don't win wars with apologies.""Only a charismatic demagogue -- highly skilled in the low art of political seduction -- would try to weave his personal story into a speech about national security, as if Obama's personal story (misguided as it is) is the foundation for everything.""Boy these libs on these cable shows commenting on Cheney...