RUSH: Dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut. Yes, Barney Frank is back. He wants Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae and to loosen up. He wants them to make it easier to lend money to people who can't pay it back all over again.(Playing of Banking Queen spoof song) RUSH: Sanford could have been our JFK. (continued playing of song) RUSH: Mark Sanford could have been the GOP's JFK! Except he admitted it. (continued playing of song) RUSH: Stop the tape a minute. Don't recue it, we're gonna pick...

RUSH: Well, I've been monitoring Governor Mark Sanford's press conference here, folks. I guess we've learned something. Republicans like sex, too. Up 'til now that's been debatable. Republicans are these church going, moralistic no-fun-in-life kind of people according to the libs. Mark Sanford developed, what did he say, an e-mail friendship, started innocently, the girl from Ipanema. He went down to Argentina to see the girl from Ipanema. He could have flown her in. This is, if he's going...

RUSH: Jean in Brookfield, New York, hi, and welcome to the EIB Network.CALLER: Hi, Rush. It is an honor. My mother turned me on to listening to you... Oh, gosh, it's gotta be at least 15-plus years ago. Anyway, the comment I'm calling about is, I'm a retired disabled federal employee. Now I still have health care through my employer which was the United States government. I pay nearly... Well, all but 27 bucks of my retirement goes to my health care. So it's very, very costly. It's a very...

RUSH: Another story that took place while I was absent playing golf, staying in touch with the common man as President Obama says is the reason he plays golf. Grab sound bite 28. We'll do it again. It's amazing. He was on the morning show, CBS yesterday, Harry Smith, tongue dragging on the floor (panting), "What does golf do for you, President Obama? OBAMA: It is the only time that for six hours, first of all, that I'm outside.SMITH: Uh huh, uh huh. OBAMA: And second of all, where you almost...

RUSH: Bruce in Muskegon, Michigan, you're next on the EIB Network, sir, hello.CALLER: Thank you, Rush, for taking my call.RUSH: Yes, sir.CALLER: Please bear with me. I'm a little bit nervous. Longtime listener, first-time caller.RUSH: Yes, sir.CALLER: I'm calling regarding the firing of inspector Walpin.RUSH: Yes.CALLER: This kind of reminds me of the days Nixon fired Archibald Cox, you know, Obama's not even following the laws that he helped cosponsor when he was in the Senate, and, you...

RUSH: Here's Kevin in San Angelo, Texas. You gotta be going there to get there. You'll not run into it by accident. Kevin, how are you? CALLER: Well, I'm doing good, Professor Rush.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: Sir, I've got a question for you concerning the state of California. The liberals have been running that state for absolutely as long as I can remember and their state has run into a huge amount of bankruptcy, and it looks like, you know, liberalism needs to answer for itself after...

RUSH: Guess who has become the latest capitalist? John Kerry! I'm not surprised. Half hour ago, Andrea Mitchell, NBC News, Washington, on her MSNBC show, interviewed Senator Kerry (who, by the way, served in Vietnam) about the Citibank news that they're going to be giving out 50% raises. Yeah, 50% raises. And her question to Lurch was, "Finance and banking committees in the Senate, are you disturbed that Citibank's about to award big pay raises, perhaps to get around the bonus requirements?...

RUSH: CNBC, an interview just moments ago, Warren Buffett, big early supporter of the Bamster's, huge Obama supporter says there's been little progress over the past few months in the economic war being fought by the country. "We haven't got the economy moving yet," Buffett said. And of course he's right, except Goldman Sachs is out there saying they had a record first half of 2009, or they're going to pay record bonuses or some such thing and Citibank's giving people raises of 50% while the unemployment...

RUSH: Reggie in Dover, New Hampshire. Hi, Reggie, great to have you with us here on the EIB Network.CALLER: Rush, first-time caller, longtime listener, truly an honor.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: I'm very excited. Hey, Obama's acting classes must have paid off because yesterday his preplanned question with the Huffington Post reporter, that totally threw me for a loop. I couldn't believe that.RUSH: You know something? Anybody can say this to you. Anybody can say this to you. I rolled in,...

RUSH: J.D. in Bristol, Tennessee, you're up first, sir. Nice to have you with us.CALLER: Mr. Limbaugh thanks for taking my call.RUSH: Yes, sir.CALLER: I remember one time many years ago you said you liked to sit at the end of airports and watch jets take off. I'm like that, too, but I was just curious you said you went to Hawaii and you got G whatever number you got now. I was just wondering how long did it take to get from where you live all the way over there in a jet like you've got?RUSH:...

RUSH: When I was gone I noticed a story, ladies and gentlemen, I thought would just cause fireworks, and maybe it did and we just don't know about it. It was the story that Goldman Sachs is going to pay out huge bonuses because of a record six months. I don't know if it's a record, but a fabulous first six months of 2009. And I thought back to the calls that we had last week, we had two, maybe three calls from Obama voters who were livid at Obama but for reasons that we didn't understand until...

RUSH: What did I miss? Did I miss anything big? Ha-ha-ha. Nah, nothing of major import happens unless I'm here to talk about it. If I don't talk about it, it's no big deal. I'm only kidding. A lot happened and we're going to talk about it and therefore it matters. Greetings, great to be back with you. Rush Limbaugh, the EIB Network and the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies. Our telephone number if you want to be on the air today is 800-282-2882. The e-mail address, ElRushbo@eibnet.com....

Rush's Morning Update: Point of ShameJune 25, 2009Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer You know, folks, it's not hard to find apologists for Barack Obama's timid response to Iran's sham elections.In a recent Washington Post article, Suzanne Maloney, a senior fellow at the Brookings Institution, argued that Iran-- quote-- "is not a country behind an iron curtain, and there's a much wider range of information that permeates, a much...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"If you want to create jobs, get Obama out of the private sector. It's just that simple.""I don't want to be stereotypical here, but I guarantee you that the people we're talking about are nothing to look at. Trust me on this. No, I haven't seen them, but I know these people. I know the left. Well, would you want to see Barbara Mikulski nude on a beach? Okay then, Snerdley, did I make my point?""I just have a simple question: 'Mr....

Story #1:Uglo-Naturists Go Naked to Save the PlanetRUSH: The New York Times today on their blog... I kid you not. Green Ink blog New York Times: "With summer upon us, how many green vacationers' fancies will turn to thoughts of nudism? Going without clothes on beaches and other vacation spots is commonly called naturism -- a description that implies helping the planet, as some practitioners claim to be doing. Spending more time with nothing on stems waste and pollution in all sorts of ways, according...