RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, I maybe have to be called into service on a different matter here today. There are a number of stories on the unhappiness of women. Arianna Huffington at the Huffing and Puffington Post has a big piece. They've hired some new writer who is going to explore why modern women are so unhappy and why they're so miserable. There are constant stories -- (interruption) no, they don't know. They gotta have some expert in there to explain why women are so miserable. I don't even know that I accept the premise that all women are miserable. I think liberal women probably are miserable. The ones that have men are not miserable. I think it's wrong to call it a problem. I think it is a crisis. We have a crisis here with so many women apparently unhappy. Proof of it, folks, if you doubt that this is a crisis, think of it this way. If women were happy, Oprah would be broke. She would have no audience even if she cried every day. So there clearly is something to this and I may in fact be the only man on earth who can lead women back to happiness if they will just follow. It might be time for another Female Summit.