RUSH: Last night Larry King Live, I didn't know this because I was watching the Cowboys and the Carolina Panthers on Monday Night Football, but do you know who Larry King's guest was last night on his show? Colonel Moammar Khadafy. We've put together here folks, just for you, a montage of questions that Larry King asked Moammar Khadafy last night on Larry King Alive.KING (montage): Our special guest tonight is Brother Leader Moammar Khadafy. You used to be called Colonel. What changed from...

RUSH: Paul in Blue Island, Illinois, welcome to the Rush Limbaugh program. Hi.CALLER: Rush how you doing?RUSH: Fine.CALLER: Listen, I just want to challenge your assertion on, you know, politicians -- I hear you say once in a while how smart and educated and informed American people are. I really don't think they are. I think that some people are just not wired to understand politics. Obviously 60 something million wouldn't have voted for Obama.RUSH: Well, you know, this comes up periodically...

RUSH: Well, here's the first e-mail response to my request for input as to whether or not I should have the Miss America Pageant next January. "Come on, Rush! You're not even qualified for this. You're not gay and you're not irrelevant enough to be a judge at one of these things. You either have to be gay or totally irrelevant to be a judge." Others are saying it's a White House plot to keep me off the air for a week. Others are saying, "This is so beneath you. I can't even think of you and...

RUSH: Doesn't believe what? Oh, oh, that. I can't tell 'em that. I mean, that would constitute one of the biggest betrayals -- I don't know if I could tell them that. I got the personal seamstress coming by this afternoon, take some clothes in. (interruption) Was I doing what in my -- what are you -- all right, I told Snerdley, see, we went to a wedding on Saturday. Dawn got married, she's now on her honeymoon, I went out there, it was out in Wellington, and we went to the reception at the...

RUSH: To Chicago, Bob, hello, and welcome to the EIB Network.CALLER: Hello, welcome (chuckles) or thank you.RUSH: Yes.CALLER: I was just wondering, Rush: If you were president, what would you be doing right now in Afghanistan? What do you think we should be doing? Do you think we should be doing more ant-insurgency or more antiterrorism, more or less troops, different troops, that sort of thing?RUSH: Well, I'm not a commanding officer. I would listen to those who are. It's very simple:...

RUSH: I checked the e-mail. Subject line: "Sarah Palin, autobiography, may rival Rush -- Rush, any bets that Sarah Palin's autobiography will surpass your book sales?" To refresh your memory, both of my books in the early nineties -- and people say, "Well, how come you haven't written another one?" 'Cause, folks, I don't want to. Everybody else does what I do after I do it. I had two books. They both sold two and a half million copies, hardcover; a total of nine million copies hardback and...

There's something going on out there. First, Howard Fineman yesterday: "Mr. President, please get off of television." Today Richard Cohen in the Washington Post exhorting Obama to govern and act like a president and cool it with the TV. Now, I think these people all see what we do: The more Obama makes himself known to the public, the more the public rejects what he is selling. Now, you might say, "Well, why does this bother the media guys?" Well, folks, the question answers itself. The media...

Rush's Morning Update: Change? September 30, 2009Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Well.... Looks like the Democrats' fundraising advantage in the last few electionsmay be over. According toa terrifiedWashington Post, Republican campaign committees brought in about $2 million more in August than their Democrat counterparts. The reason whyhas Democrats (and the Washington Post) alarmed.Wealthy Democrat donors are engaging in...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"When the French come across as having bigger gonads than we do, it's funny. It's sad, but funny.""A good friend of mine just said, 'Why are you playing sound bites of Bill Press? Who cares what he says anyway?' Because I want to illustrate. Bill Press used to be some party leader in California. Then he went to CNN, and then he went to MSNBC. Now he's on Air America. What's next for Bill Press? Airport radar broadcasts?""These...

Story #1:Again: Consumer Confidence Drops "Unexpectedly"RUSH: Now, look at this headline here from the State-Controlled Associated Press: "Consumer Confidence Unexpectedly Falls in September." Unexpectedly falls. Let's see. Unemployment through the roof, no sign that the there will be any positive change there, foreclosures continue, the government continues to intimidate and threaten the private sector, and the AP reports consumer confidence unexpectedly falls in September. The surreal attitudes,...