RUSH: Stephanie in Charlotte, North Carolina, nice to have you with us on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Thanks, Rush. I called today to ask you why you're not on Twitter?RUSH: I'm too famous to be on Twitter. If I started a Twitter page, half the time people would be demanding Twitter this, Tweet this and Tweet that, and I'm busy enough. I've looked at people who Tweet, I've gone there and looked, and I don't have the urge to tell you, "Okay, I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be back in ten...

RUSH: Eric in Jacksonville, Florida, welcome to the EIB Network. Nice to have you here, sir.CALLER: Hey! It's an honor to speak with you, Rush.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: Yeah, I have a question. If Obamacare goes through why do I keep hearing that it would be impossible to go back even if the conservatives take over in 2012? You know, I mean, like, Prohibition was overturned.RUSH: Yeah, Prohibition was overturned, but has any social program that has gotten started with its tentacles dug deep...

RUSH: This is Valerie in New Orleans. Nice to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Hi, Rush. It's a pleasure to speak with you.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: My boyfriend thinks I'm crazy for waiting two hours to talk to a man I never met. Is Valerie one of the names that you like a lot?RUSH: Your boyfriend is jealous.CALLER: (giggling) I know. Well, in any case, I'm calling because this whole concept of equalizing everything. I started thinking the other night about what about people who...

RUSH: Tina in Oklahoma City Oklahoma, great to have you on the program. Hi.CALLER: Hi, Rush great to be on the program and mega dittos from my husband David and our 11 homeschooled Rush Babies.RUSH: Thank you. Eleven?CALLER: Eleven yes, every day we listen to you.RUSH: Mama. Mama. Well, I figure that took, let's see, 11 kids, five minutes, 55 minutes, 11 kids.CALLER: Something like that.RUSH: Couple cigarettes in between.CALLER: No, not in this house.RUSH: (laughing) Yeah. I hear you.CALLER:...

RUSH: Sound bite number 30, Robert B. Reichhhh. I can only do it that long because I've been on the treadmill, greater lung capacity out there. He was on CNBC this morning, he's the former labor secretary. During a discussion of the 9.8% unemployment rate -- by the way, do you know what the backstory on that is? Nobody has the guts to mention this, but I will. Nine point eight percent unemployment. You know what it means? It means people in business who hire other people are racist, that's...

RUSH: Columbia, South Carolina. Mark, welcome, sir. Great to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Hey, Rush. It is such an honor to talk to you.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: Mega dittos, and I'd like to also say mega dittos to Susan. Her call motivated me and a lot of people and I just want to tell her just job well done. But anyway the reason I'm calling is I haven't seen any press about this and I started thinking about it, and I believe that the failed Saturn-Penske deal is actually...

RUSH: Los Angeles Times: "Chicago's Swift Elimination at 2016 Olympics Host is Political Blow to Obama." F. Chuck Todd must not have written that story. From Fox News: "Obamas Fail in Personal Pitch." The Daily Mail UK: "Humiliation for Obama as Chicago is Eliminated in First Round of Voting." I wonder what David Brooks thinks. Obama is Brooks' guy. For the UK Times Online: "Obama's Olympic Failure Will Only Add to Doubts About his Presidency." What? Look at the word here, in the Fox News...

RUSH: Let's go to David Letterman. Oh! Where is that story? You know, folks, this is a day where -- as I have said -- the fraud and corruption that is the US media is on display real time. It is visible, viewable, detectable real time. Now, we all know what happened last night on Letterman. AP... AP has a television writer named Lynn Elber, headline: "Letterman Creates Brilliant Hour of TV From Woes -- It was business as usual for David Letterman and CBS' 'Late Show.' The band played. The host,...

RUSH: Last night on ABC's Jeopardy, the host, Alex Trebek and an unidentified contestant, had this exchange.TREBEK: In 2009, this controversial radio host called Colin "part of the stale, worn-out GOP that never won anything." Andy?CONTESTANT: Uh, who is Limbaugh?TREBEK: Rush Limbaugh, yes.RUSH: Jeopardy question last night on ABC.

RUSH: Rio got it. Rio de Janeiro. Let me tell you about Rio de Janeiro. You don't want to go there. People get kidnapped. The crime, thuggery in Rio de Janeiro. I've wanted to go so many times, people that have been there, "Don't go." (interruption) Worse than Chicago? Well, maybe a toss-up with Chicago, I don't know, but one, they don't have enough hotel rooms. They held the Pan American Games in Rio. They made all kinds of promises to the Pan American Games committee, building stadiums....

RUSH: You want to hear a little sample of media shock and dismay? This morning... Well, no. That's coming up later. This is even better. This is this morning early today on PMSNBC. The reporter is Natalie Morales. And the sum total of this bite, which you will hear is, the rock star Obamas have clinched it!MORALES: A lot of confidence here from the Chicago delegation, uh, particularly after the president and first lady made such a passionate and emotional appeal to the IOC voters here. It...

RUSH: Folks, seriously, this is weakness on display. This is reminiscent of Michael Dukakis in the tank as Beetle Bailey and Jimmy Carter saying he killed a killer rabbit that attacked him when he was on a canoe somewhere on some obscure river in Georgia. Those were metaphors for weakness, and they stuck because Dukakis and Carter were, in fact, weak. They both became objects of derision. Obama will never live this down, like Dukakis will never live down the Beetle Bailey moment when he grabbed...

RUSH: Not only is it a Black Friday for Democrats, hell, it's a Black Friday for the media. These people are in absolute shock. They have been exposed; their corruption has been caught live, in the act. And who knew, who knew that the Olympic committee was a bunch of racists?JOHNNY DONOVAN: And now, from sunny South Florida, it's Open Line Friday!RUSH: Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man. The worst day of Obama's presidency, folks, the ego has landed. The world has rejected Obama! Chicago, the least...

Rush's Morning Update: Increase!October 5, 2009Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Well, despite economic happy talk from State-Controlled Media outlets,the latest figures are not good.We're still losing jobs -- hemorrhaging jobs;we're not creating them. Thousands upon thousands of peopleare dropping off the labor rolls completelybecause they've given up looking for work. The housing market is still sucking wind. Despite the...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Oprah Winfrey is so distraught, she is now eating her way through the fjords, after consuming Norway.""The world rejected Obama, the world rejected Michelle (My Belle) Obama, and the world rejected The Oprah. And this is the guy who is going to talk Iran into giving up its nukes?""Obama and Michelle have such an ego that they thought they were going to pull this off just by showing up. Is he such a fool that he doesn't realize...

Story #1:McCain's Mission: Remake GOP in His ImageRUSH: And there are other things happening. For example, from The Politico today: "Fresh from a humbling loss in last year's presidential election, John McCain is working behind the scenes to reshape the Republican Party in his own center-right image." No! No! But it's true. McCain is trying to remake the Republican Party. He's already done that, which is why the Republican Party is losing big time! This is horrible, folks. If people get wind...